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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-24-2008

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^^^ahahahaha!

Ok,If I may add the next scenario:

You're walking and suddenly,you hear a woman scream.You turn around and see a veiled woman with a panicked look on her face;she's next to a guy who's snickering evily and gesturing with his hands for her to calm down.


I have an answer to my own scenario,but we'll see what you guys come up with first
He was tryin 2 chat her up, only 2 find out that she is an pakistani wit da second largest family in uk, nd shes screamin 4 her cuzins. That poor guy has no clue hes getin into a civil war!! Run boi run, let the veiled women scream!
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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-24-2008

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He was tryin 2 chat her up, only 2 find out that she is an pakistani wit da second largest family in uk, nd shes screamin 4 her cuzins. That poor guy has no clue hes getin into a civil war!! Run boi run, let the veiled women scream!

i only got that the second time i read it but LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !
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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-25-2008



Someone give next scenario...
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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-25-2008

in a bus stop queue you see a sis/bro putting their hand into the pocket of the person infront of them....
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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-26-2008

LOL!Oh wow you guys are so creative;each and every one of the responses made me laugh,

Ok,answer to Muslimah_Sis's scenario:

The bro/sis wasn't actually trying to put his hand in the person's pocket;rather,he saw a big hairy spider crawling up the person's leg(near the pocket) and wanted to remove it without telling the person as to not frighten them.

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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-26-2008

ye man, very classical! sister houda

My turn now.

The sister/brother, had no change for 10 pound. She felt shy to ask the person in front of her. So she decided to go in his pocket nd feel if he got change or not! (Its a form of politeness) Its easy to do, u can change ur money without bothering the person!

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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-26-2008



The person wasn't really tryin to steal money at all merely looking at a design on their pocket that had caught their eye...

   
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Default Re: Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 04-26-2008

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in a bus stop queue you see a sis/bro putting their hand into the pocket of the person infront of them....
What pocket? There was a mosquito about to sting him/her near the waist, (s)he was merely 'shooing' it away.
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they were non mahram and they thought they were clever and could get away with a handshake (through a material pocket as a barrier) - little did they know that this wasn't allowed either.. lol
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she was blind and thought her dad was infront of her
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They were not tryna steal silly!
they were....umm...tryna tap that person to tell them to do something islamic...
so they can do small deeds.. lol. im horrible at this!

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ok so u see someone jumping up and down while waving their hands in the air.. while, they've got headphones on.
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ok so u see someone jumping up and down while waving their hands in the air.. while, they've got headphones on.
They're listening to a fitness track with no music, just voices.

Now, jump calmly to the left, followed by 10 quadracep stretches
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ok so u see someone jumping up and down while waving their hands in the air.. while, they've got headphones on.
theyr dancing silly! jk


lol me listenin to my ipod (QURAN) and shootin hoops... ok im kiddin

this someone is waving at someone far hoping they will see them and they happened to have alfurqan ipod and lissenin to quran at that moment.
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they have a spider in their ear thats tickling them so they are jumping
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