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They're listening to a fitness track with no music, just voices.

Now, jump calmly to the left, followed by 10 quadracep stretches

LOOOOOOOOL!!


seriously we need that yahoo im smiley, the one where the smiley is on the floor hittin the floor and rolling from laughter lol
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The bro thought it was his pocket...
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Someone give next scenario inshaaAllaah....
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Someone give next scenario inshaaAllaah....
Why don't you, sis'?
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hahahhah nexxxxxxttttttttt plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hahhaha loooooolzzzzzzzzzzzz
haha im buzzin sowie lol

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^ LOool

he/she (am pretty sure its a he *wink*) is a butcher and the sheep has just ran away from him....hmm..funny...i saw this same scenorio in yemen..lol
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They brought one from a shop and are running because they are late to slaughter the animal for Eid
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you saw a sis/bro runing in the middle of the street holding a big butcher knife
Excuse 1: The bro spotted the butcher who he borrowed the knife of and as it so happened he had the knife on him so he decided to chase him down the road and return it to him.

Excuse 2: The sister wanted to teach her friends a lesson of what not do whilst holding a butchers knife.
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O Allah What are you trying to do to me

realy great and sidesplitting Excuses ....

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you saw a sis/bro runing in the middle of the street holding a big butcher knife
1) It is made of plastic and he/she is running to catch up with lil cousins it belongs to.

2) Running to cut the seatbelt off a women who is stuck in her car; it could explode any minute
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Ok

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a sis/bro holding a little boy arm coverd with blood and looking sooo mad..
   
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you saw a sis/bro runing in the middle of the street holding a big butcher knife
that would probably be me going after the neck of the guy who towed my truck today for charging me an obscene amount of money, or going after triple AAA for refusing me service, or the car shop for not being forth coming or my own head for my throbbing headache.. or the people at work because everyone thinks their problems are so much bigger and take precedent when you need a few hours off, or for the manufacturer of my clothes for having swept the streets back home with my hems on a bloody rainy day...

no need for excuses, it is perfectly justified after having a perfectly crappy day..

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