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Default Lets make an excuse...., really fun game! - 4 Weeks Ago

Okay we all know we should make 70, (endless) excuses for muslims who we think may be sinning,

so this is how the game works, i give you a scenario and you give me an excuse of what else it could of been, when we've come up with a few excuses for the person we move on to the next scenario.

An example....'You're driving past a pub, and you see a muslim brother you know walking in'...

One excuse could be...he needed to use the loo real bad, and the only place he could of gone into was the pub lol.

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Umm... Weird game. I'll give it a try...

"He went to drag out another Muslim brother whom he saw there? "
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Intersting game...

"He went in to ask for directions.."

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Nobody wants to continue giving excuses?
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He wanted a drink of water, and there was only the pub there, no other shops.
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Masha'Allah, this is actually a good game, can beneficial

Mine: he went in to give da'wah

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He saw someone drop a wallet/purse outside and went in to return it..

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"He was hiding from his mother-in-law or wife because he was tired of the ranting at home... "
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he went to tak a drink... ok am juss messin... hope i dont get banned now...


anyway .
hmm

he went to stop someone from holding a hostage?
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Salam,

I love brother Ibn Al Aqwa's excuse

I can't really think of any excuses at the mo, some people have already said the ones I was going to..

I'll just wait patiently for the next scenario

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u see a sis wit hijab in her hand in public...


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^ a bee somehow managed to get into her hijab, and she had to quickly take it off before it stung her
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the sister took her hijaab off in the public place, because the day is too heat for her.
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She was walking down the street quietly, when all the sudden she felt a huge “splaaaaash”. I can’t believe that old lady poured water on her.
   
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