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Lightbulb Who is clever ? Teacher or student? - 04-20-2008

Who is clever ?Teacher or student?

One Night 4 College students Were Playing Till Late Night And didn't study
For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as Dirty
and weird with grease and dirt. They then went upto the Dean and Said that
they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return The tire of
their car burst and they had to push the car all the way Back and that they
were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can
have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked Him and said they will be ready
by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said
that as this wa s a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in
Separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared
well in the last 3 days.
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The Test consisted of 2 questions with the
total of 100 Marks.






Q.1. Your Name........................ (2 MARKS)

Q.2. Which tire burst?............... ( 98 MARKS )

A) Front Left
B) Front Right
C) Back Left
D) Back Right .......!!!.





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Default Re: Who is clever ? Teacher or student? - 04-20-2008

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Default Re: Who is clever ? Teacher or student? - 04-21-2008

i wish i get tests like that... wooooooo hooooooooooo yipeeeeeeeee dipeeeeee lol
   
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Default Re: Who is clever ? Teacher or student? - 04-22-2008



Lol the teacher is clever innit
   
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Default Re: Who is clever ? Teacher or student? - 04-27-2008

yeh lol thats real smart
   
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Default Re: Who is clever ? Teacher or student? - 04-27-2008

Funny eh lol u don't usually plan all the details.

LESSON TO BE LEARNT: next time ur gona catch a teacher out its advisable you plan every detail especially if there's more than one of u - that way you might actually have a chance of getting away with it.
   
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Default Re: Who is clever ? Teacher or student? - 04-27-2008

Haha loool ... btw wats "the dean" ?

and looool hilarius
teachers are evil like that! lol
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Default Re: Who is clever ? Teacher or student? - 05-13-2008

that was simply smart!
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Default Re: Who is clever ? Teacher or student? - 05-13-2008



Dean - an administrator in charge of a division of a university or college
   
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Default Re: Who is clever ? Teacher or student? - 05-13-2008

he forgot to ask about wedding and:

3_ who is the groom??

4_ who is the bride??
   
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Default Re: Who is clever ? Teacher or student? - 05-13-2008

sure teachers are clever.
coz they were also students in some time. looool
   
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Default Re: Who is clever ? Teacher or student? - 05-13-2008

That is right ,they already knew all the tricks .....
   
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Default Re: Who is clever ? Teacher or student? - 05-13-2008

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Dean - an administrator in charge of a division of a university or college
Oooh ok

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he forgot to ask about wedding and:

3_ who is the groom??

4_ who is the bride??
LOL
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