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Why, Why, Why

Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insuficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard ?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'Lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
I dunno lol...why do I do that?
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he uses gillette!
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^ IN the jungle?!?! lol u fish
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Default Re: Why, Why, Why - 04-22-2008

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Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
because it's easier to hope than look for new batteries

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Why do banks charge a fee on 'insuficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
cuz they know there's more to come

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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
becuz we can't count stars but can check if paint is wet

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Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
because they aren't made for each other

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard ?
cuz he doesnt swing either way

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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
in case it revolves and hits the back of his head

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Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'Lisp'?
dunno, but the S was for stutter through the lips lol


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If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
they didn't, Darwin was just monkeying around

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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
because they're light

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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
they're on sale everyday - how else would they be sold :P (ok I know wat you really meant)

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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
because they thought they missed something the first time

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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
hahaha to prove your love with the vaccum cleaner is 'no-strings-attached'

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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
to prove plastic is not fantastic

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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
they don't, they die after crawling in through the gaps

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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
because we're clowns

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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
emmm what an uncool question

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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
cuz there's a chance they'll become out-laws

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I'm not mad enough to pass this on lol
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