Why, Why, Why

Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insuficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard ?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'Lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

and finally...

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from so me sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you! I've done my job and sent this message to you, now it's up to you to send it on.

I dunno lol...why do I do that?

he uses gillette!

^ IN the jungle?!?! lol u fish

because it's easier to hope than look for new batteries

cuz they know there's more to come

becuz we can't count stars but can check if paint is wet

because they aren't made for each other

cuz he doesnt swing either way

in case it revolves and hits the back of his head

dunno, but the S was for stutter through the lips lol


they didn't, Darwin was just monkeying around

because they're light

they're on sale everyday - how else would they be sold :P (ok I know wat you really meant)

because they thought they missed something the first time

hahaha to prove your love with the vaccum cleaner is 'no-strings-attached'

to prove plastic is not fantastic

they don't, they die after crawling in through the gaps

because we're clowns

emmm what an uncool question

cuz there's a chance they'll become out-laws

I'm not mad enough to pass this on lol

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