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Default Impact of a job change - 04-23-2008

Impact of a job change

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!".

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years.......
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LOL.. nice one
   
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that would scare me too!
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Default Re: Impact of a job change - 04-26-2008

yeh that jokes pretty sweet...
   
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Default Re: Impact of a job change - 04-26-2008

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The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years.......
ew...and LOOOOL
HAHA I wouldnt blame him. i would be another body wit the dead bodies just driving them...correction. just seeing them. lol

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Default Re: Impact of a job change - 05-14-2008

LOL! Go figure! Funny
Nice share.
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