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Default My talent while bored (lol) - 04-25-2008


Ima bit bored right now so ima just post wut i got from my freestyle book thing. u remember when they used to be good? well prepare to be disgusted by these horrible rhymes! lol

*AHEM*

Now lissen up here ima show yall how to get the shaitan outta yo head
the name is truemuslim betta watch where u step..

ok am just messin. now fo real
but horrible

ok
so Shaitan aint tellin u nothin but
BULL****!
dats why u gotta push him away and
DROP IT!
If yah undastand say
HEL-- nah, HEAVEN YEH!
he's a keep goin after you till yo last breath
now way to get away from him but to
SHOW HIM!
show him u aint afraid to battle say
BRING IT!
tell him yu gonna take him to hell so
MOVE IT!
Yo mind is locked yo heart is locked , so now he gonna
PICKLOCK IT!
^random^
ya gotta keep patrollin! now i go. ZZzzzz

sorry i wrote that at like 3am so i got bored and went to bed. lol

and now here is the next day. at like 9pm...

Young muslim livin yo life
thinkin of the muslims dyin day n night
so innocent so pure
askin allah for a cure
coz all this madnessreally hurts
how they assume all muslims are terrorists
coz bin laden would be the first
n now they trippin n sayin we all wit him
all this talk bout terorists
really makin our hearts hurt
but they dont care , we the target they the dart!
ignorance is everywhere now
they maken our blood spill
waitin till we give in
but we stayin together and holdin in
since 9/11 they holdin the grudge never forgetin
coz a few arabs werent thinkin
they thought it'll fix it but they juss messin
so bush bein himself and continuein
lettin our blood keep spillin
dis battle aint endin'

...unless bush dies or leaves and goes back to his home which is extreemely hot that its literally torture for him. jus like he did the muslims
KEEP BURNIN!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
okey ok fine i stole his air conditioner
he will get hot (hell) sometimetho...
unless some one find his thing that ribs are supposed to protect...not in black...and he converts to islam and be's a good person....

but come on thats like sayin im gona go to london at least once in my lifetime...or like sayin athiests will win in the end...lol..*wink* *wink*
congratulations, u have been scammed by truemuslim and read the whole thing and wasted about 5 minutes of your life which u will never get back.

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Bigging it up in da house in full effekt , Massive props 4 da sistar, keep it real mai nizzle.
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And you dont think shaytan is happy with you writing freestyles in your bored time with swearing. Hmm.
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Bigging it up in da house in full effekt , Massive props 4 da sistar, keep it real mai nizzle.
lol the Ali G translator is horrible... lol

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good stuff sis mashhallah
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And you dont think shaytan is happy with you writing freestyles in your bored time with swearing. Hmm.
And wut?wheres the swearing? bull****? lol thats not a bad word silly mod,heres a definition of it

Bull****- Trash talk, garbage talk, kirap talk,
synonems- anything that comes outta bush's mouth
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You are a joker sis, lol.

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LOL

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yo big it up fo ma main man truemuslim respect yo,jus member to keep it real ye sfe
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You are a joker sis, lol.



LOL

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yo big it up fo ma main man truemuslim respect yo,jus member to keep it real ye sfe
LOOOL now dats tiight ! thats ghetto talk bro!
not wannabe ghetto talk. LOL
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LOOOL now dats tiight ! thats ghetto talk bro!
not wannabe ghetto talk. LOL
Pardon me? What is the definition of 'ghetto talk'? Please refrain from using such absurd language. Gosh, children these days just shock me.

Joking ofcourse.
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Pardon me? What is the definition of 'ghetto talk'? Please refrain from using such absurd language. Gosh, children these days just shock me.

Joking ofcourse.
Lool u made a "Are u seriously kiddin me" look on my face. looool then when u said ur jokin! LOOOOOOL u put it so perfecly! LOOOL "please refrain from using such absurd language" ??? lOOOL
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And you dont think shaytan is happy with you writing freestyles in your bored time with swearing. Hmm.

Seroiusly wut were u talkin bout?
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LOOOL now dats tiight ! thats ghetto talk bro!
not wannabe ghetto talk. LOL
Dat is da full on dissing of me ghetto! I R so street that I make da M25 Motarway look street!
Wut da beef ma homie?Be easy! I R not fronting Ghetto! U grillin me cuz i no Ice or a newjack??
Word, Peace-out.


I would like to point out i have not got a clue what i just wrote.
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Dat is da full on dissing of me ghetto! I R so street that I make da M25 Motarway look street!
Wut da beef ma homie?Be easy! I R not fronting Ghetto! U grillin me cuz i no Ice or a newjack??
Word, Peace-out.


I would like to point out i have not got a clue what i just wrote.
u sound like a skater guy wit long hair that wears chains and and wannabe gangsta hats...wit glasses! HHAHAHAHAHAAA

and @ the end of ur message i seriously am laughin soooooo freakin hard!! LOOOOOOL


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I cannot stand that ridiculous ghetto talk and text type on a forum and I really wish they would ban it. I wish people would realize how uneducated it sounds, especially to visitors on a site. On our forum...I delete the posts. If someone can't take the time to write properly, then they probably don't have much worth reading.

ufff, I could go on, but I won't.

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This thread is the planet of the n00bs...
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I cannot stand that ridiculous ghetto talk and text type on a forum and I really wish they would ban it. I wish people would realize how uneducated it sounds, especially to visitors on a site. On our forum...I delete the posts. If someone can't take the time to write properly, then they probably don't have much worth reading.

ufff, I could go on, but I won't.

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how old r u?

ur mean. thats not laughin btw. its crying........ok lets make it laughing!

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This thread is the planet of the n00bs...
ur mean too... Juss so u kno I will own u in conquering the world...oh yeh. i went ther
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