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Default lol - 11-28-2009

A man walks into a pet shop, looks around and asks the shopkeeper "how much for the house flies?" The shop keeper replies "we don't sell houseflies". The man replies "but you have 3 of them in your shop window."



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Default Re: lol - 11-28-2009

o___O

Hahaha....
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Default Re: lol - 11-29-2009

Ermm...

@ GuestFellow... Did you really find that funny?

...It was sorta lame. Like how my jokes turn out usually... Maybe it sounds better when you actually say it out loud
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Default Re: lol - 11-29-2009

Lol I'm trying to figure out where the joke is :S
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Is it a joke ?
I dont think so.
   
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Ermm... Must be a fail moment for Blackpool.

No worries Blackpool. We've all had these moments. It's how we learn.
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...I'm cool I opened a Christmas cracker early!
   
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Default Re: lol - 11-29-2009

looooooool false alarm!
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Ermm...

@ GuestFellow... Did you really find that funny?

...It was sorta lame. Like how my jokes turn out usually... Maybe it sounds better when you actually say it out loud
I laugh at anything :/
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I'm offended that not all of you found my joke funny?
   
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Default Re: lol - 11-29-2009

Lol if you explain to us what exactly was meant to be funny...then that could possibly change...or make up for it with another one..
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Default Re: lol - 11-30-2009



my dad told me this joke last weekend. except it was about wasps not flies.
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Ermm... Must be a fail moment for Blackpool.

No worries Blackpool. We've all had these moments. It's how we learn.
this^ made me laugh...not the original post
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Lol...........
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Default Re: lol - 11-30-2009

The joke was 'funny' but a little corny lol.

For those of you who don't understand the joke, I'll explain it.

A point you need to remember before reading the joke:
1) Animals for sale in petshops are usually infront of the store window, allowing potential buyers to view them and encourage them to visit the shop.

Therefore, the man mistakes the flies (which are flying infront of the store window) to be "for sale".

However, the flies are simply flying around the store (no one buys flies as pets!), yet the man came in and asked how much the store owner was selling them for.
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