A man walks into a pet shop, looks around and asks the shopkeeper "how much for the house flies?" The shop keeper replies "we don't sell houseflies". The man replies "but you have 3 of them in your shop window."
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Last edited by Hafsah; 11-28-2009 at 08:58 PM. Reason: Edited thread title :/
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Hahaha....
Originally Posted by Gossamer skye
Ermm...
@ GuestFellow... Did you really find that funny?
...It was sorta lame. Like how my jokes turn out usually... Maybe it sounds better when you actually say it out loud
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Lol I'm trying to figure out where the joke is :S
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Is it a joke ?
I dont think so.
Ermm... Must be a fail moment for Blackpool.
No worries Blackpool. We've all had these moments. It's how we learn.
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...I'm cool
looooooool false alarm!
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I laugh at anything :/
Ermm...
@ GuestFellow... Did you really find that funny?
...It was sorta lame. Like how my jokes turn out usually... Maybe it sounds better when you actually say it out loud
I'm offended that not all of you found my joke funny?
Lol if you explain to us what exactly was meant to be funny...then that could possibly change...or make up for it with another one..
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my dad told me this joke last weekend. except it was about wasps not flies.
Ermm... Must be a fail moment for Blackpool.
No worries Blackpool. We've all had these moments. It's how we learn.
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Lol...........
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The joke was 'funny' but a little corny lol.
For those of you who don't understand the joke, I'll explain it.
A point you need to remember before reading the joke:
1) Animals for sale in petshops are usually infront of the store window, allowing potential buyers to view them and encourage them to visit the shop.
Therefore, the man mistakes the flies (which are flying infront of the store window) to be "for sale".
However, the flies are simply flying around the store (no one buys flies as pets!), yet the man came in and asked how much the store owner was selling them for.
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