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    A man walks into a pet shop, looks around and asks the shopkeeper "how much for the house flies?" The shop keeper replies "we don't sell houseflies". The man replies "but you have 3 of them in your shop window."



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    o___O

    Hahaha....



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    Ermm...

    @ GuestFellow... Did you really find that funny?

    ...It was sorta lame. Like how my jokes turn out usually... Maybe it sounds better when you actually say it out loud


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    Lol I'm trying to figure out where the joke is :S


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    Is it a joke ?
    I dont think so.

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    Ermm... Must be a fail moment for Blackpool.

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    ...I'm cool I opened a Christmas cracker early!

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    looooooool false alarm!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rashad View Post
    Ermm...

    @ GuestFellow... Did you really find that funny?

    ...It was sorta lame. Like how my jokes turn out usually... Maybe it sounds better when you actually say it out loud
    I laugh at anything :/



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    I'm offended that not all of you found my joke funny?

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    Lol if you explain to us what exactly was meant to be funny...then that could possibly change...or make up for it with another one..


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    Default Re: lol



    my dad told me this joke last weekend. except it was about wasps not flies.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Rashad View Post
    Ermm... Must be a fail moment for Blackpool.

    No worries Blackpool. We've all had these moments. It's how we learn.
    this^ made me laugh...not the original post


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    Default Re: lol

    Lol...........

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    Default Re: lol

    The joke was 'funny' but a little corny lol.

    For those of you who don't understand the joke, I'll explain it.

    A point you need to remember before reading the joke:
    1) Animals for sale in petshops are usually infront of the store window, allowing potential buyers to view them and encourage them to visit the shop.

    Therefore, the man mistakes the flies (which are flying infront of the store window) to be "for sale".

    However, the flies are simply flying around the store (no one buys flies as pets!), yet the man came in and asked how much the store owner was selling them for.

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