lol

Blackpool · 09:58 PM

A man walks into a pet shop, looks around and asks the shopkeeper "how much for the house flies?" The shop keeper replies "we don't sell houseflies". The man replies "but you have 3 of them in your shop window."

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Guestfellow · **Re: lol -** 11-28-2009

o___O

Hahaha....

**Rashad** · **Re: lol -** 11-29-2009

Ermm...

@ GuestFellow... Did you really find that funny?

...It was sorta lame. Like how my jokes turn out usually... Maybe it sounds better when you actually say it out loud

Light of Heaven · **Re: lol -** 11-29-2009

Lol I'm trying to figure out where the joke is :S

Safiya 1 · **Re: lol -** 11-29-2009

Is it a joke ?
I dont think so.

**Rashad** · **Re: lol -** 11-29-2009

Ermm... Must be a fail moment for Blackpool.

No worries Blackpool. We've all had these moments. It's how we learn.

Blackpool · **Re: lol -** 11-29-2009

...I'm cool

I opened a Christmas cracker early!

Light of Heaven · **Re: lol -** 11-29-2009

looooooool false alarm!

Guestfellow · **Re: lol -** 11-29-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rashad

Ermm...

@ GuestFellow... Did you really find that funny?

...It was sorta lame. Like how my jokes turn out usually... Maybe it sounds better when you actually say it out loud

I laugh at anything :/

Blackpool · **Re: lol -** 11-29-2009

I'm offended that not all of you found my joke funny?

Light of Heaven · **Re: lol -** 11-29-2009

Lol if you explain to us what exactly was meant to be funny...then that could possibly change...or make up for it with another one..

~SilverOrchid~ · **Re: lol -** 11-30-2009

my dad told me this joke last weekend. except it was about wasps not flies.

Mujaheedah · **Re: lol -** 11-30-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rashad

Ermm... Must be a fail moment for Blackpool.

No worries Blackpool. We've all had these moments. It's how we learn.

this^ made me laugh...not the original post

Confus1on · **Re: lol -** 11-30-2009

Lol...........

OurIslamic · **Re: lol -** 11-30-2009

The joke was 'funny' but a little corny lol.

For those of you who don't understand the joke, I'll explain it.

A point you need to remember before reading the joke:
1) Animals for sale in petshops are usually infront of the store window, allowing potential buyers to view them and encourage them to visit the shop.

Therefore, the man mistakes the flies (which are flying infront of the store window) to be "for sale".

However, the flies are simply flying around the store (no one buys flies as pets!), yet the man came in and asked how much the store owner was selling them for.

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Blackpool Full Member Status: Offline Posts: 396 Reputation: 2055 Rep Power: 7 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Blackpool Gender: Way of Life: Other	lol - 11-28-2009 A man walks into a pet shop, looks around and asks the shopkeeper "how much for the house flies?" The shop keeper replies "we don't sell houseflies". The man replies "but you have 3 of them in your shop window." BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA Last edited by Hafsah; 11-28-2009 at 09:58 PM.. Reason: Edited thread title :/

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Rashad Student of Islam Status: Offline Posts: 2,835 Reputation: 39398 Rep Power: 56 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Along the Coast Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: lol - 11-29-2009 Ermm... @ GuestFellow... Did you really find that funny? ...It was sorta lame. Like how my jokes turn out usually... Maybe it sounds better when you actually say it out loud __________________ “Knowledge knocks on the door of action. If it receives a reply, it stays, otherwise it departs.” -Sufyan al-Thawri (rahimahullah) Visit my blog: www.DiariesofaHafiz.com Get your own free blog at: www.HalalPress.com

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Light of Heaven Jazzy Status: Offline Posts: 7,014 Reputation: 27423 Rep Power: 63 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dunya a.k.a New York...lol Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: lol - 11-29-2009 Lol I'm trying to figure out where the joke is :S __________________ Without Allah, without Islam, life would be meaningless. If I've ever learned patience, it's because of this. Alhamdulillah...

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Safiya 1 Full Member Status: Offline Posts: 121 Reputation: 859 Rep Power: 11 Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: India Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: lol - 11-29-2009 Is it a joke ? I dont think so.

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Rashad Student of Islam Status: Offline Posts: 2,835 Reputation: 39398 Rep Power: 56 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Along the Coast Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: lol - 11-29-2009 Ermm... Must be a fail moment for Blackpool. No worries Blackpool. We've all had these moments. It's how we learn. __________________ “Knowledge knocks on the door of action. If it receives a reply, it stays, otherwise it departs.” -Sufyan al-Thawri (rahimahullah) Visit my blog: www.DiariesofaHafiz.com Get your own free blog at: www.HalalPress.com

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Blackpool Full Member Status: Offline Posts: 396 Reputation: 2055 Rep Power: 7 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Blackpool Gender: Way of Life: Other	Re: lol - 11-29-2009 ...I'm cool I opened a Christmas cracker early!

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Light of Heaven Jazzy Status: Offline Posts: 7,014 Reputation: 27423 Rep Power: 63 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dunya a.k.a New York...lol Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: lol - 11-29-2009 looooooool false alarm! __________________ Without Allah, without Islam, life would be meaningless. If I've ever learned patience, it's because of this. Alhamdulillah...

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Blackpool Full Member Status: Offline Posts: 396 Reputation: 2055 Rep Power: 7 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Blackpool Gender: Way of Life: Other	Re: lol - 11-29-2009 I'm offended that not all of you found my joke funny?

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Light of Heaven Jazzy Status: Offline Posts: 7,014 Reputation: 27423 Rep Power: 63 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dunya a.k.a New York...lol Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: lol - 11-29-2009 Lol if you explain to us what exactly was meant to be funny...then that could possibly change...or make up for it with another one.. __________________ Without Allah, without Islam, life would be meaningless. If I've ever learned patience, it's because of this. Alhamdulillah...

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~SilverOrchid~ Revert4Life Status: Offline Posts: 3,332 Reputation: 14315 Rep Power: 48 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Cardiff, Wales Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: lol - 11-30-2009 my dad told me this joke last weekend. except it was about wasps not flies. __________________

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Confus1on IB Oldtimer Status: Offline Posts: 1,143 Reputation: 9648 Rep Power: 18 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Temporary Dunya - Don't get distracted by its pleasures... Not worth it... Way of Life: Muslim	Re: lol - 11-30-2009 Lol........... __________________ How many people carry the Qur’an in the hearts but it curses them from inside their hearts! If the bearer of Qur’an disobeys his Lord, the Qur’an calls him from inside his chest saying, "By Allah, you have not carried me (memorised me) for this! Will you not be shy from your Lord?" -Ibn Mubarak-