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Talking What if George was one of us.... - 03-16-2006

A song Bush's mother must have sang when he was born......




Song

What if George was one of us....

Just a human like the rest of us.....

With a brain instead of rust....

With a heart instead of dust....

With compassion instead of worldly lust....

With a skull instead of thin crust....

This is the end cos I am bust (out of ideas) lol
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Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Default Re: What if George was one of us.... - 03-16-2006

That is hilarious! Great post
   
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Default Re: What if George was one of us.... - 03-16-2006

Greetings akulion;

If it was within my power I would promote you to be George's press secretary, you bring out the best in him.

Although thinking about it you may not be able to make a monkey out of old George, he does a good job of that himself.

If you could just learn brain surgery maybe you could perform a brain swap with George and the monkey, it would be cruel to the monkey, but you would get a Nobel Peace prize for services to mankind.

   
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Default Re: What if George was one of us.... - 03-16-2006

Lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
   
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George resembles a monkey so much it's scary! lool.
   
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Default Re: What if George was one of us.... - 03-16-2006

Salaam

The Prophet (pbuh) defined backbiting when he said: "Do you know what is meant by backbiting?" They said, "Allah and His Messenger know best." He said, "To say something about your brother which he dislikes." One asked, "Even if what I say is true about my brother?" He replied, "If such defects you say are true about him, then you have backbitten him, and if he doesn't have what you say, then you have committed slander against him." (Related by Muslim, Abu Dawood, and Tirmidhi
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The Prophet (pbuh) defined backbiting when he said: "Do you know what is meant by backbiting?" They said, "Allah and His Messenger know best." He said, "To say something about your brother which he dislikes." One asked, "Even if what I say is true about my brother?" He replied, "If such defects you say are true about him, then you have backbitten him, and if he doesn't have what you say, then you have committed slander against him." (Related by Muslim, Abu Dawood, and Tirmidhi
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The Prophet (pbuh) defined backbiting when he said: "Do you know what is meant by backbiting?" They said, "Allah and His Messenger know best." He said, "To say something about your brother which he dislikes." One asked, "Even if what I say is true about my brother?" He replied, "If such defects you say are true about him, then you have backbitten him, and if he doesn't have what you say, then you have committed slander against him." (Related by Muslim, Abu Dawood, and Tirmidhi
good reminder Masha'Allah although that was funny ..........
   
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Default Re: What if George was one of us.... - 03-16-2006

i dunno....for sum reason da pics wernt funny to me....but looooolll!!! dat poem was jus wicked :okay:

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Default Re: What if George was one of us.... - 03-16-2006

lol thatz funny bt i think backbitting only counts for the believers n not for the unbelievers!! allah knows best
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Default Re: What if George was one of us.... - 03-17-2006

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The Prophet (pbuh) defined backbiting when he said: "Do you know what is meant by backbiting?" They said, "Allah and His Messenger know best." He said, "To say something about your brother which he dislikes." One asked, "Even if what I say is true about my brother?" He replied, "If such defects you say are true about him, then you have backbitten him, and if he doesn't have what you say, then you have committed slander against him." (Related by Muslim, Abu Dawood, and Tirmidhi


goes for within Muslims only or all of humanity? because George Bush is NOT our brother, especially not mine.
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Default Re: What if George was one of us.... - 03-17-2006

that hadith talks about Muslims not kuffar.
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Salaam o alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuhu,

JazakAllahu Khairun islam-truth.

That hadith may or may not be related only to believers, I have no knowledge of it and shall say nothing in regards to it.
But I dont believe the Prophet (Peace be opon him) ever mocked or made fun of anyone, believing or nonbelieving. Please correct me if Im mistaken.

Prophet Muhammed (Peace be upon him) we are supposed to emulate. That is what we all try and strive for.

Please let us not degrade anyone.

AllahuAlim.

May Allah forgive us all and guide us. Aameen.

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Assalamu Alaikum

true subhanallah, and if we arent degrating bush, then were degrating the chimps, (who btw are also one of Allah's creation and we must treat all animals with kindness and respect) how wud u feel if ur face was cut and pasted next to bush's as some sort of resemblence to him??

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