Word used by legal firms when they refer to each other ..like Messrs Rays Solicitors or Messrs Steel and Clunis Solicitors Load of jargan

and as for you Mister me already got someone of another forum a Traning contract i think my boss would be worried if i approache dhim again YET for another BROTHER OF THE FORUM i would loose my job first even now thye think im typing work lol

Dear boy, 'Messrs' is the plural of 'Mr'. As in 'Messrs Laurel and Hardy'.

Pass me some char. Then begone with you, what what.

what do you say good sir that i kindly take off my shoe and give you a right thrashing for using the words "begone with you". yes, what

I'd say have at you! For what use is a shoe against the reconstructed bi-plane of the Red Baron, nyah!

Chocks away!

And we really have to get back on topic.

Ok so do you find talking english easy?

this is on topic: We are practising making speaking english easy!

*takes off his white gloves and smacks it across muezzins left cheek*

SIR! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL

HAHA! Wow, that's pretty cool!

hahaahha .. killed it man

wow ^_^

loooool, funny!

lolz dat was realy kwl... hahahah hehehhehe hohohoho lolzzz

Lol

Here's a little something I found on the internetz the other day...

There's no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth?
One goose, two geese. So one moose, two meese? One index, two indices.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.
In what other language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell on one day and cold as hell another?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.

People, not computers invented English, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, is not a race at all).

That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it!