Speaking english is easy??!!

^..sTr!vEr..^ · **Speaking english is easy??!! -** 03-27-2006

Who said English is easy?
Fill in the blanks below with yes or no
1-____ I don’t have brain.
2-____ I don’t have sense.
3-____ I’m stupid
4-____ I don’t know English.

IbnAbdulHakim · **Re: Speaking english is easy??!! -** 03-27-2006

Loloolooooooooooooooool Hahaha Reps ;d

zircon · **Re: Speaking english is easy??!! -** 03-27-2006

Lol i was about to tell everybody here that english is not that hard.. but guess now i have to step back... hehehe

- Serene - · **Re: Speaking english is easy??!! -** 03-27-2006

bint-ul-islam · **Re: Speaking english is easy??!! -** 03-27-2006

lol sis hehe ....

Sanobar · **Re: Speaking english is easy??!! -** 03-27-2006

funny one sis! got this email a while back....

zAk · **Re: Speaking english is easy??!! -** 03-27-2006

when i quote those lines to fill the blanks...
the " I "s become "YOU" as in "Striver" !

right ?

ah... Eng is easy then ;)

Liúyú de Lian · **Re: Speaking english is easy??!! -** 03-27-2006

gotta giv dat to ma english teacher n c wat she says....

azim · **Re: Speaking english is easy??!! -** 03-27-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by ^..sTr!vEr..^

Who said English is easy?
Fill in the blanks below with yes or no
1-____ I don’t have brain.
2-____ I don’t have sense.
3-____ I’m stupid
4-____ I don’t know English.

Well, without sounding stupid. I don't get it.

blunderbus · **Re: Speaking english is easy??!! -** 03-27-2006

I'm guessing the humor comes from the fact that whether you put "yes" or "no" in the blank the meaning stays the same. Am I right? Of course other parts of the sentence have to be modified to agree positively or negatively. But maybe it isn't like that in the joke tellers native language so it seems strange to him? Am I right?

BTW it's "I don't have A brain"

bint-ul-islam · **Re: Speaking english is easy??!! -** 03-28-2006

i asked my brother to read it
and he said : yes i don't have brain ...of a monkey

cleo · **Re: Speaking english is easy??!! -** 03-28-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by azim

Well, without sounding stupid. I don't get it.

I don't speak Aribic, it is not easy...

Mainul_Islam · **Re: Speaking english is easy??!! -** 03-28-2006

if i choose "Yes" for the first one, does that mean "Yes, the answer is correct" or "Yes, I DO have a brain" ... and if i choose "No", does that mean "No, the answer is incorrect" or "No, I DONT have a brain" ... which?

bint-ul-islam · **Re: Speaking english is easy??!! -** 03-28-2006

if you put yes or no before "i don't have brain " both will mean you don't have brain ...hehe
its like some one say
" i think you don't have brain " and you say "yes , i don't have.."

or some one ask "Do you have brain? " and you say " no , i don't have .."

^..sTr!vEr..^ · **Re: Speaking english is easy??!! -** 03-28-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by zAk

when i quote those lines to fill the blanks...
the " I "s become "YOU" as in "Striver" !

right ?

ah... Eng is easy then ;)

waaaatt??!!!

p.s. lol

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blunderbus LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 79 Reputation: 32 Rep Power: 15 Join Date: Mar 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Jedi	Re: Speaking english is easy??!! - 03-27-2006 I'm guessing the humor comes from the fact that whether you put "yes" or "no" in the blank the meaning stays the same. Am I right? Of course other parts of the sentence have to be modified to agree positively or negatively. But maybe it isn't like that in the joke tellers native language so it seems strange to him? Am I right? BTW it's "I don't have A brain"

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bint-ul-islam LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 115 Reputation: 207 Rep Power: 17 Join Date: Jan 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Speaking english is easy??!! - 03-28-2006 i asked my brother to read it and he said : yes i don't have brain ...of a monkey

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bint-ul-islam LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 115 Reputation: 207 Rep Power: 17 Join Date: Jan 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Speaking english is easy??!! - 03-28-2006 if you put yes or no before "i don't have brain " both will mean you don't have brain ...hehe its like some one say " i think you don't have brain " and you say "yes , i don't have.." or some one ask "Do you have brain? " and you say " no , i don't have .."