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Default Re: Can You Solve These Questions Please.....? - 04-19-2006

If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam?
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Default Re: Can You Solve These Questions Please.....? - 04-19-2006

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Glad you liked the answers, i got a bucket load of reps for them too (which I do appreciate, especially the comments). Got any more questions that need solving? .

p.s; feel free to use the answers if anyone should ever ask those questions - let the world be enlightened by my immense knowledge .
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Default Re: Can You Solve These Questions Please.....? - 04-19-2006

yur funny
most of these questions i couldnt even answer
the only answer i cud think of is
just because

oh well
the world may never no......or might they???
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Default Re: Can You Solve These Questions Please.....? - 04-19-2006


You know, when i asked for more questions I didn't mean it.
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Do stairs go up or down?
Depends which end of the stairs you are on.

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Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
You put the date in top right corner, your name in top left and the title in the middle on the second line.

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Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
You're asking the wrong guy.

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Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
Because if the numbers on a phone went up then you wouldn't know if it was a phone or a calculator.

That's all for now cus the apprentice is on and I'm going to watch it.
p.s; can a mod put all the rest of the questions asked into one post - i can't be doing with all this stuff, I'm just one man!

p.p.s; someone else answer these questions, i'm too tired.
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Default Re: Can You Solve These Questions Please.....? - 04-19-2006

why do people park on driveways and drive n parkways? why isnt there no mouse flavored cat food? why do they call it lipstick if your lips can still move after?? why does the sun make your hair lighter yet it makes your skin darker...who invented the concept of right hand and left hand? why when people are driving within the speed limit slow down when they see a cop? why do you turn down the radio or music/nasheed when lost or looking for a particular house which youve never visited? why is abbreviated such a long word? why is a boxing ring square? why do you never see the headline physic wins lottery? why is that doctors call what they do practice? why do people nail down coffins? why is lemon juice made with artifical flavoring and dishwashing liquid with real lemons?why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? why dont sheep shrink when it rains? why is the slowest traffic called rush hour? why isnt there a name for the tops of your feet? why is the third hand on the watch or clock called a second hand?and my fav one why cant women put mascara on with their mouths closed? *hopes some generous person gives me reps*
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Default Re: Can You Solve These Questions Please.....? - 04-19-2006

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why do people park on driveways and drive n parkways?
why isnt there no mouse flavored cat food?
why do they call it lipstick if your lips can still move after??
why does the sun make your hair lighter yet it makes your skin darker...
who invented the concept of right hand and left hand?
why when people are driving within the speed limit slow down when they see a cop?
why do you turn down the radio or music/nasheed when lost or looking for a particular house which youve never visited?
why is abbreviated such a long word?
why is a boxing ring square? why do you never see the headline physic wins lottery?
why is that doctors call what they do practice?
why do people nail down coffins?
why is lemon juice made with artifical flavoring and dishwashing liquid with real lemons?
why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
why dont sheep shrink when it rains?
why is the slowest traffic called rush hour?
why isnt there a name for the tops of your feet?
why is the third hand on the watch or clock called a second hand?
and my fav one why cant women put mascara on with their mouths closed? *hopes some generous person gives me reps*
either all or most of these questions can be answered with an asnwer that involves women hahaha...the rest are to do with men...

p.s i tried to give you reps but it told me to share them around before i can give them to you again....*looks for people to give reps to...*
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Default Re: Can You Solve These Questions Please.....? - 04-19-2006

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10/ Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into bicoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Default Re: Can You Solve These Questions Please.....? - 04-20-2006

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either all or most of these questions can be answered with an asnwer that involves women hahaha...the rest are to do with men...

p.s i tried to give you reps but it told me to share them around before i can give them to you again....*looks for people to give reps to...*
youve given me reps before? what for?
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Default Re: Can You Solve These Questions Please.....? - 04-20-2006

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CAN YOU SOLVE THESE QUESTIONS PLEASE…?


1/ Why do banks charge a fee for having insufficient funds when they know there is not enough money in you’re a/c to pay it?

2/ If all the nations in the world are in debt where did all the money go?

3/ Why do the speed meters on cars go up to speeds that are both completely illegal and well beyond the capability of the car?

4/ Orange; which came 1st the fruit or colour?

5/ Do fish ever get thirsty?

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6/ Why do we pres harder on a remote when we know the batteries are flat?

7/ Why does not glue stick to the inside of the tube?

8/ If it is true that we are here to help other what are the others doing?

9/ Why does round pizza come in a square box?

10/ Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money into bicoculars to look at things on the ground?

11/ Why is it called a building when it’s already built?

12/ Can people cry under water?

13/ How come Tarzan do not have beard as he is living in jungles?

14/ Why the suicide pilots wear a hamlet?

good question but i haven,t got time to think to give you answers.
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Default Re: Can You Solve These Questions Please.....? - 04-20-2006

some of those questions just require a bit of logical thinking
   
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