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| LI's Weirdest   Status: Offline Posts: 20,041 Reputation: 38797 Rep Power: 91   Join Date: Jan 2005 Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim |  Leave Policy -
05-06-2006
FYI...new policy on sick leaves
__________________Please ensure a 100% Adherence TO: ALL EMPLOYEES SICKNESS:SUBJECT: SICK LEAVE POLICY No excuse. We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof. We believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.  AN OPERATION: We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish to discourage any thoughts that you may need an operation. We believe that as long as you are an employee here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for.  DEATH: Other than your own: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for them, and we are sure that someone else can attend to the arrangements. However, if the funeral can be held in the late afternoon, we will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently let you leave 1 hour early, provided your share of the work is ahead enough to keep the job going in your absence.   DEATH (YOUR OWN): This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as we feel it is your duty to train your replacement.  ALSO: Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, those whose names begin with "A" will go from 8:00-8:15, and so on. If you're unable to go at your time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your time comes again.  We appreciate your cooperation, THE MANAGEMENT My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates |
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| LI Oldskool  Status: Offline Posts: 2,734 Reputation: 679 Rep Power: 17 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Orlando,Florida U.S.A Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Leave Policy -
05-06-2006
lol i got this as a email
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| Slave of Allah  Status: Offline Posts: 1,753 Reputation: 456 Rep Power: 16 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Behind You! BOO Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Leave Policy -
05-08-2006
haha
__________________I am but a student. Please correct me if I am wrong. May Allah forgive my lapses. If you want to see the rainbow, you have to survive the storm. |
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| Allah Knows Best  Status: Offline Posts: 298 Reputation: 194 Rep Power: 15 Join Date: May 2006 Location: England Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Leave Policy -
08-05-2007
Haha.2 Week notice before your own death.
__________________  حفيظ يونس Its raining! Its pouring! You are really boring! So I am gone, but not for long! Dont have a fit! Ill be back in a bit! . |
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| LI Oldskool  Status: Offline Posts: 1,823 Reputation: 2460 Rep Power: 25 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dunya Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Leave Policy -
08-06-2007
YIkes!!! Im glad i don't work for an employer with them rules!!!
__________________ “Whoever puts his trust in Allah, sufficient is Allah for him.” I never saw anyone as just as the world. As long as you pursue the world it will pursue you, but when you turn away from it and seek God, it will leave you alone and its glamour shall no longer fascinate you. |
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