"Behind the Scenes" of LI - Page 15

zAk · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-17-2006

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and its a long known fat Arwa wants to beat me up

*fishes for sympathy*

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I think I'll do zAk and the grammar wars after a fresh victory in the Imams...V thread

wats tht abt ?

tell me

- Qatada - · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-23-2006

The Trip

~pInK cHiCk~: I'm bored man..

Umm Hamza - Why? what's up?

~pInK cHiCk~: What do you think am bangin on about I said i got nothin to do

*Umm_Shaheed enters the chat*

Umm_Shaheed: Asalamu 'alykum warhamatulahi wabarakatuh.

Umm Hamza: warahmatulah

~pInK cHiCk~:

Umm_Shaheed: You're supposed to say the full Salaam..

When a (courteous) greeting is offered you, meet it with a greeting still more courteous, or (at least) of equal courtesy. Allah takes careful account of all things. (Qur'aan Surah Nisa [4]: 86)

Umm Hamza: Oh yeah. jazak Allaah for the reminder sis.

~pInK cHiCk~: Ayt..

Umm_Shaheed: wag1 wit u sis? (what's going on with you sis?)

~pInK cHiCk~: Nothin.. shall we do somethin? I'm heavy bored..

Umm_Shaheed: Ayt, safe safe. What u wna do den?

Umm Hamza: Can u sisters stop talking slang? I don't understand what you're talking about. What if i started talking danish

Umm_Shaheed: lol.. sorry.

~pInK cHiCk~: My bad.

Umm Hamza: No.. it's just, you know what the Messenger of Allaah (peace be upon him) said:

(a little help please)"When you are three together, two should not speak together privately apart from the other one until you come together with other people because that might upset him."

~pInK cHiCk~: I'll remember that insha'Allaah. Good stuff sister, barak Allaahu feeki.

Umm Hamza: One minute, sorry I got a call.

Umm_Shaheed: OK No worries.

~pInK cHiCk~: Soo.. what ringtone you got on yo fone sis?

Umm_Shaheed: who me?

~pInK cHiCk~: Who else!

Umm_Shaheed: lol calm down.. I got mine on silent. What you got?

~pInK cHiCk~: I pump my nasheeds on it man! I put the bass on Extra Xtra High and the duff sound iz nex level!

Umm_Shaheed: masha'Allaah.. i might just try that next time.

Umm Hamza: Okay listen, i got a call from the sisters.

~pInK cHiCk~: What did they say?

Umm Hamza: They said they want to meet in the park.

~pInK cHiCk~: kool, shall we go now?

Umm Hamza: Yeah c'mon. Let's go insha'Allaah.

*The sisters leave and set off to the Park*

~pInK cHiCk~: Do you wna go in my M3?

Umm_Shaheed: Yeah kool!

*Meanwhile in the park*

Halima: You should have told her to get some snacks.

Al-Mu'minah: Yeah, i was gona. She hung up too early though

*In the car*

~pInK cHiCk~: I wonder why they called us anyway..

Umm Hamzah: I don't know. I could hear alot of sisters while sis Al-Mu'minah was talking.

Umm_Shaheed: Lol, go really fast sis ~pInK cHiCk~ and i'll be like those iranian police women I still got my AK with me alhamdulillah!

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppNwvsbDTzA[/media]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppNwvsbDTzA

~pInK cHiCk~: Nah - we'll get fedz (police) on our case.. lets keep a low profile insha'Allaah.

Umm_Shaheed: Seeeeeeeeeen!

Umm Hamzah: kool

*In the sisters area*

Al-Mu'minah: No we don't need more moderating sisters in this section.

Anonymous: But the mod sisters don't be active enough in our section..

Al-Mu'minah: But don't we delete the things that need to be deleted, and move the threads from the main forum that need to be moved?

Ameeratul Layl: Yeah.. you do that.

Labibah: So we're doing our duty as mods right?

Ameeratul Layl: Yeah, but please try to be more active please.

Mod sisters: Sure insha'Allaah.

*Suddenly - they hear a loud ear piercing sound*

..Muslim-4eva..: What was that?!

Nusaybah: I don't know..

piXie: Whoeva it is, it better be a sis insha'Allaah.

*4 sisters come out of a car*

Ladee_Maryam: I think we need to fix the breaks in your car sister.

Safa: We'll sort it out some time insha'Allaah.

Angel: Everyone got their phones with them?

Ashley: Yeah, got it alhamdulillah.

piXie: Alhamdulillah! it's a sister!

Safa: g'day mate!

Tayyaba: Are all the sisters here now?

Muslim 4 Life: No - we're still waiting for 3 to come yet insha'Allaah.

~pInK cHiCk~: "Nah, we're here now!" she said as she left her car.

*The 3 sisters joined the group in their Halaqa*

Umm_Shaheed: How long you been waiting for us?

Hajar: Not long, we were just waiting for everyone to get together.

hyper~gal: kool - so we got no-one else to wait for now?

*Salma*: Nope.

madeenahsh: OK - Let's go then insha'Allaah. Everyone get up and follow me.

*All the sisters leave the park, and begin to follow*

Daffodil: Where we gna go?

Hana_aku: we'll find out in a while insha'Allaah.

*On the other side of the park*

akulion: Look man, they walking off again.

Far7an: Get used to it.. I only came here cause my wife forced me to.

akulion: hm.. I know what you mean.

Dawud_uk: Why do women act like that?

akulion: hm... good question.

Far7an: hmm...

[zÂk enters the conversation]

zÂk: hmmmmmmmm........................ What you guy's talking about?

Dawud_uk: Nah.. it's nothing.

akulion: Nothing really..

zÂk: ok..

H4RUN was feeling cold, so he was wearing his black jumper

Alpha Dude: I heard you got a rolex? How much is it in the market?

*H4RUN opens his briefcase*

H4RUN: You interested in Original top of the range, top of the mill, Rado watches, scratch proof screen...untill u scratch it that is.. Just a fiver under 50, come and get 'em,

once the man with the deal has gone, he's gone.. ... Or i can sell you the whole thing

*Alpha Dave looks to his left, right & then back*

Alpha: "..Okay, i'll buy it all.. capiche?" he whispers. [But little does he know is that Allaah Almighty is the Watcher over everything..]

H4RUN: well thats luvly jubly, gotta a whole load of them in the ol' van

Taymullah: Everyone got their suitcases ready?!

Muhammad: I've got the food alhamdulillah.

Ansar al Adl: "i think we should go aswell now insha'Allaah" he whispers to himself, while stroking his beard.

He stands up: " Calm down brothers! I think it's about time that we set off too insha'Allaah. Follow me."

*Alpha Dude closes his briefcase while Muhammad struggles to carry 10 bags of food.*

Far7an: zÂk! wake up.. the Prophet (sall-Allaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam) said: “Every morning and every evening say, O Allah! I seek refuge in you from anxiety and grief, weakness and laziness, miserliness and cowardliness, the burden of debts and from being over powered by men.”

*H4RUN puts the profit he earned in his back pocket, and zÂk ( ) wÂkes up from his sleep.*

To be continued....

Arwa · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-23-2006

wa alaikum assalam wa rahmatulahi wa barakatuh

Will be looking forward to the next one.

Mujahidah4Allah · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-23-2006

rrofllll hilarious that was funny hahaha yeyy i was in it aswell kool cant wait for the rest

nice one bruzzer Aqqy

look out for the sistahood script gonna be posted soon

ma'salamah

H4RUN · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-23-2006

LOOOOL ROFL that was hilaaaaaaaaaaarious bro Fi, man top top notch, u used d exact quotes i used [top of the range, top of the mill etc etc] lolllll heavy!!!!....keeep it up, im still laughing..

JazakAllah khair akhi....

ps. shhhhhhh i still got a whole loada them watches in the ol' van, jus gimi a bell...thats all luvly jubly then....

AsIaN_qUeEn · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-23-2006

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahhhahahahhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that was WICKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U had me crakin up big tymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the whole way thru esp MY scenes ;) Its amaaaaaaaazin how my script is SO ME!! Lol exactly the kinda stuff Id say aaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahaaaaaaaaa and my CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL so me ;) Cant w8 4 da next bit!!

Mujahidah4Allah · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-23-2006

ehem can i have the car in the next one

lol

ma'salamah

AsIaN_qUeEn · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-23-2006

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Originally Posted by hyper~gal

ehem can i have the car in the next one

lol

ma'salamah

no its MYN

Mujahidah4Allah · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-23-2006

ok make that two cars bro aqqy

ma'salamah

AsIaN_qUeEn · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-23-2006

u cant drive

Mujahidah4Allah · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-23-2006

who says i cant

ma'salamah

Kittygyal · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-23-2006

i dn't get it or forget it

Tania · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-24-2006

Bro had their food bags when the sisters don't

I liked the style of H4Run and Alpha Dude when they made the deal

Faizah · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-24-2006

Lol. Just for clarification, I don't speak like that in real life.

I wonder where we're off to.

H4RUN · 12:20 PM

lolllll oh yeah sis with the M3 lol .....yeaaaaaah wateva lol how u going to park that? hehe, jus leave it in the middle of the road, by the way just took delivery of some tip.top 64 carrat bracelets, all in the ol' van....roll up roll up, once the man with the deal has gone, he well and truly has gone...

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- Qatada - Ummah Under 1 Banner Status: Offline Posts: 10,241 Reputation: 39931 Rep Power: 79 Join Date: May 2005 Location: ...travelling to the hereafter.. Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-23-2006 The Trip ~pInK cHiCk~: I'm bored man.. Umm Hamza - Why? what's up? ~pInK cHiCk~: What do you think am bangin on about I said i got nothin to do Umm_Shaheed enters the chat Umm_Shaheed: Asalamu 'alykum warhamatulahi wabarakatuh. Umm Hamza: warahmatulah ~pInK cHiCk~: Umm_Shaheed: You're supposed to say the full Salaam.. When a (courteous) greeting is offered you, meet it with a greeting still more courteous, or (at least) of equal courtesy. Allah takes careful account of all things. (Qur'aan Surah Nisa [4]: 86) Umm Hamza: Oh yeah. jazak Allaah for the reminder sis. ~pInK cHiCk~: Ayt.. Umm_Shaheed: wag1 wit u sis? (what's going on with you sis?) ~pInK cHiCk~: Nothin.. shall we do somethin? I'm heavy bored.. Umm_Shaheed: Ayt, safe safe. What u wna do den? Umm Hamza: Can u sisters stop talking slang? I don't understand what you're talking about. What if i started talking danish Umm_Shaheed: lol.. sorry. ~pInK cHiCk~: My bad. Umm Hamza: No.. it's just, you know what the Messenger of Allaah (peace be upon him) said: (a little help please)"When you are three together, two should not speak together privately apart from the other one until you come together with other people because that might upset him." ~pInK cHiCk~: I'll remember that insha'Allaah. Good stuff sister, barak Allaahu feeki. Umm Hamza: One minute, sorry I got a call. Umm_Shaheed: OK No worries. ~pInK cHiCk~: Soo.. what ringtone you got on yo fone sis? Umm_Shaheed: who me? ~pInK cHiCk~: Who else! Umm_Shaheed: lol calm down.. I got mine on silent. What you got? ~pInK cHiCk~: I pump my nasheeds on it man! I put the bass on Extra Xtra High and the duff sound iz nex level! Umm_Shaheed: masha'Allaah.. i might just try that next time. Umm Hamza: Okay listen, i got a call from the sisters. ~pInK cHiCk~: What did they say? Umm Hamza: They said they want to meet in the park. ~pInK cHiCk~: kool, shall we go now? Umm Hamza: Yeah c'mon. Let's go insha'Allaah. The sisters leave and set off to the Park ~pInK cHiCk~: Do you wna go in my M3? Umm_Shaheed: Yeah kool! Meanwhile in the park Halima: You should have told her to get some snacks. Al-Mu'minah: Yeah, i was gona. She hung up too early though In the car ~pInK cHiCk~: I wonder why they called us anyway.. Umm Hamzah: I don't know. I could hear alot of sisters while sis Al-Mu'minah was talking. Umm_Shaheed: Lol, go really fast sis ~pInK cHiCk~ and i'll be like those iranian police women I still got my AK with me alhamdulillah! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppNwvsbDTzA[/media] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppNwvsbDTzA ~pInK cHiCk~: Nah - we'll get fedz (police) on our case.. lets keep a low profile insha'Allaah. Umm_Shaheed: Seeeeeeeeeen! Umm Hamzah: kool In the sisters area Al-Mu'minah: No we don't need more moderating sisters in this section. Anonymous: But the mod sisters don't be active enough in our section.. Al-Mu'minah: But don't we delete the things that need to be deleted, and move the threads from the main forum that need to be moved? Ameeratul Layl: Yeah.. you do that. Labibah: So we're doing our duty as mods right? Ameeratul Layl: Yeah, but please try to be more active please. Mod sisters: Sure insha'Allaah. Suddenly - they hear a loud ear piercing sound ..Muslim-4eva..: What was that?! Nusaybah: I don't know.. piXie: Whoeva it is, it better be a sis insha'Allaah. 4 sisters come out of a car Ladee_Maryam: I think we need to fix the breaks in your car sister. Safa: We'll sort it out some time insha'Allaah. Angel: Everyone got their phones with them? Ashley: Yeah, got it alhamdulillah. piXie: Alhamdulillah! it's a sister! Safa: g'day mate! Tayyaba: Are all the sisters here now? Muslim 4 Life: No - we're still waiting for 3 to come yet insha'Allaah. ~pInK cHiCk~: "Nah, we're here now!" she said as she left her car. The 3 sisters joined the group in their Halaqa Umm_Shaheed: How long you been waiting for us? Hajar: Not long, we were just waiting for everyone to get together. hyper~gal: kool - so we got no-one else to wait for now? Salma: Nope. madeenahsh: OK - Let's go then insha'Allaah. Everyone get up and follow me. All the sisters leave the park, and begin to follow Daffodil: Where we gna go? Hana_aku: we'll find out in a while insha'Allaah. On the other side of the park akulion: Look man, they walking off again. Far7an: Get used to it.. I only came here cause my wife forced me to. akulion: hm.. I know what you mean. Dawud_uk: Why do women act like that? akulion: hm... good question. Far7an: hmm... [zÂk enters the conversation] zÂk: hmmmmmmmm........................ What you guy's talking about? Dawud_uk: Nah.. it's nothing. akulion: Nothing really.. zÂk: ok.. H4RUN was feeling cold, so he was wearing his black jumper Alpha Dude: I heard you got a rolex? How much is it in the market? H4RUN opens his briefcase H4RUN: You interested in Original top of the range, top of the mill, Rado watches, scratch proof screen...untill u scratch it that is.. Just a fiver under 50, come and get 'em, once the man with the deal has gone, he's gone.. ... Or i can sell you the whole thing Alpha Dave looks to his left, right & then back Alpha: "..Okay, i'll buy it all.. capiche?" he whispers. [But little does he know is that Allaah Almighty is the Watcher over everything..] H4RUN: well thats luvly jubly, gotta a whole load of them in the ol' van Taymullah: Everyone got their suitcases ready?! Muhammad: I've got the food alhamdulillah. Ansar al Adl: "i think we should go aswell now insha'Allaah" he whispers to himself, while stroking his beard. He stands up: " Calm down brothers! I think it's about time that we set off too insha'Allaah. Follow me." Alpha Dude closes his briefcase while Muhammad struggles to carry 10 bags of food. Far7an: zÂk! wake up.. the Prophet (sall-Allaahu ‘alayhi wa sallam) said: “Every morning and every evening say, O Allah! I seek refuge in you from anxiety and grief, weakness and laziness, miserliness and cowardliness, the burden of debts and from being over powered by men.” H4RUN puts the profit he earned in his back pocket, and zÂk ( ) wÂkes up from his sleep. To be continued....

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Arwa amani is my sis Status: Offline Posts: 4,337 Reputation: 7837 Rep Power: 34 Join Date: Mar 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-23-2006 wa alaikum assalam wa rahmatulahi wa barakatuh Will be looking forward to the next one.

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Mujahidah4Allah LI Newskool Status: Offline Posts: 1,902 Reputation: 2254 Rep Power: 16 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: earth [planet after venus before mars] Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-23-2006 rrofllll hilarious that was funny hahaha yeyy i was in it aswell kool cant wait for the rest nice one bruzzer Aqqy look out for the sistahood script gonna be posted soon ma'salamah __________________ Boring

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H4RUN Li Down2eartH MembeR Status: Offline Posts: 1,891 Reputation: 13892 Rep Power: 33 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ell yoo tee oh En Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-23-2006 LOOOOL ROFL that was hilaaaaaaaaaaarious bro Fi, man top top notch, u used d exact quotes i used [top of the range, top of the mill etc etc] lolllll heavy!!!!....keeep it up, im still laughing.. JazakAllah khair akhi.... ps. shhhhhhh i still got a whole loada them watches in the ol' van, jus gimi a bell...thats all luvly jubly then.... __________________ I had a wrestle with an alligator, i had a tussle with a whale, I handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail! Only last week i murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick, im so mean i make medicine sick "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologise!"

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AsIaN_qUeEn Account Disabled Status: Offline Posts: 4,494 Reputation: 3945 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: UK Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-23-2006 aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahhhahahahhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that was WICKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U had me crakin up big tymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the whole way thru esp MY scenes ;) Its amaaaaaaaazin how my script is SO ME!! Lol exactly the kinda stuff Id say aaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahaaaaaaaaa and my CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL so me ;) Cant w8 4 da next bit!!

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Mujahidah4Allah LI Newskool Status: Offline Posts: 1,902 Reputation: 2254 Rep Power: 16 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: earth [planet after venus before mars] Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-23-2006 ehem can i have the car in the next one lol ma'salamah __________________ Boring

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Tania LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 3,037 Reputation: 6923 Rep Power: 26 Join Date: Apr 2006 Way of Life: Christian	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-24-2006 Bro had their food bags when the sisters don't I liked the style of H4Run and Alpha Dude when they made the deal

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H4RUN Li Down2eartH MembeR Status: Offline Posts: 1,891 Reputation: 13892 Rep Power: 33 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ell yoo tee oh En Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-24-2006 lolllll oh yeah sis with the M3 lol .....yeaaaaaah wateva lol how u going to park that? hehe, jus leave it in the middle of the road, by the way just took delivery of some tip.top 64 carrat bracelets, all in the ol' van....roll up roll up, once the man with the deal has gone, he well and truly has gone... __________________ I had a wrestle with an alligator, i had a tussle with a whale, I handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail! Only last week i murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick, im so mean i make medicine sick "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologise!" Last edited by H4RUN; 08-24-2006 at 12:20 PM.