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Loq Umm Hamza

I guess the sound is getting to you
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I actually thought there was a clicking sound.. So I turned the sound on so loud it could get.. But I just couldn't hear anything!

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You are just tooo funny!
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As salaamu alaykum,

Nice Story Line Sis!! ...

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dat was a gud read...altho i dnt get de fing abt dis clik clik thingy

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The journey..

Al-Zaara: Sooo, where we going?


hidaayah:
I don't know. sister madeenahsh was saying that there were some classes, and after that we'd have a picnic.


Al-Zaara: M3SH3 ALLAAH kool i wonda what they about?


hidaayah: I don't know, sorry..



Umm Hamza: How come Abdullah doesn't stop crying?


Daffodil: I don't know, he's not usually this noisy.


amani: Probably because he wants to join his daddy, with the brothers.


Daffodil: Yeah, I want my Abdullah to be like a sahabi. Tough against the ones who attacked the believers and islam, but his heart was so soft when he remembered Allaah Almighty.


youngsister: You should have called him 'umar, it would match his personality insha'Allaah.


Umm_Shaheed: lol, tough against the rattle and soft/kind towards the milk bottle.


Daffodil: lol Nah, i prefer Abdullah.


Tayyaba: How come?


Daffodil: "The most beloved of your names to Allah - the Mighty and Magnificent - are 'Abdullah (slave of the Allaah) and 'Abdur-Rahman" (slave of the Compassionate) (Reported by Muslim & Abu Dawud)[/b]



amirah_87: I remember alot of sahabah (companions) if the Prophet (peace be upon him) who were named that, and had children who were named that.


Sahabah:
Abdullah ibn Abbas

Abdur Rahman ibn Awf

[Abdullah ib Jahsh


Young sahabah:

Abu Bakr's son - Abdur Rahmaan

Umar's son - Abdullah ibn Umar

Zubair's son - Abdullah ibn Zubair


Mawaddah:
masha'Allaah, you know alot


amirah_87: lol sorry, i forgot the rest..



~pInK cHiCk~: I'm well tired.. how long we been walking fo?


hyper~gal: For about 10mins now. Now i'm really ti..tir..ed...


~pInK cHiCk~: Listen, we'll go back and get some food for the picnic, you sisters go ahead. Aiiiight? We'll catch up after insha'Allaah.



Al-Mu'minah: Anyway, and i was like Ya Allaah! glo and searchingsoul saw our pics.


Makkiyah: Oh my Allaah, how did they do that?!


amani: A mod sis "accidentally" let them into the section.


*click click*


Silver Pearl: What was that?!


Umm Hamza: I duno.. i've been hearing that alot lately. This time i havn't even put my speakers loud..



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Dawud_uk: U can hear Abdullah crying all the way here.. can i go get him?


zAk: No, v brothers aren't allowed in the sisters section rememba?


lolwatever: lol you should know that init



Alpha_Dude: Are you brothers sure that we're going the right way?


Far7an: Allaahu a'lam, they just told us to follow them init?


Woodrow: Yeah.. women are like that. Back in the day - they would be the ones following us.


Muezzin: hm... the youth of today



Taymullah: How come you brought so much food brother?


Muhammad: They rang me up while i was memorising Qur'an, they started asking for food..


Gaf-G: yeah, u got the fruit chaat - init br. Muhammad?


Muhammad: Yes alhamdulillah.


Gaf-G: Nice 1 brav.


Muhammad: I got Ajwa dates too, their real special masha'Allaah:


The Prophet (peace be upon him) said,
"If somebody takes some 'Ajwa dates every morning, he will not be effected by poison or magic on that day till night." (Another narrator said seven dates). (Bukhaari)


Taymullah: masha'Allaah, i like them.


MetSudaisTwice:

salam
yeah they sweet to mashAllaah
wasalam



A7med: The path seems to get narrower and narrower..


sonz: The trees look scarier here aswell..


*A cold breeze blew past, which made the brothers shiver.


Anonymous: That wasn't me! honest..


Alpha Dude: lolll


Iqram: haha


Khaldun: Brothers, brothers.. calm down. You know that the messenger of Allaah (peace be upon him) admonished the people who laugh when someone passes wind.

He (peace be upon him) said: "Why does any of you laugh at another doing what he does himself" [Al-Bukhari and Muslim].



Ahmed: masha'Allaah, there's a hadith on like everything..


Hashim_507: Yeah subhan Allaah, from the signs that lead to the day of judgement.. upto how to even use the bathroom. Islam's a perfect way of life.. alhamdulillah. (all praise is to Allaah)



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Tayyaba: sister madeenahsh - are u sure we're at the right place??


madeenahsh: I'm not really sure now.. I saw it somewhere near, the last time i came with the sisters.


Muslim Gyal: so what shall we do?


madeenahsh: We'll keep walking and it might be near by insha'Allaah.



Baby_Pearl: Ow! what was that!?


Safa: I think it's a thorn.. there were a few rose bushes that i saw earlier..


ishkabab: you want me to help u out, insha'Allaah?


Baby_Pearl: i'll take it out insha'Allaah. It's just that its so small, but it hurts well bad.


Kittygyal: lol don't worry abt it sista:

“No fatigue, nor disease, nor anxiety, nor sadness, nor hurt, nor distress befalls a Muslim, even if it were the prick he receives from a thorn, but that Allah expiates some of his sins for that” (Al-Bukhari and Muslim).


Baby_Pearl: jazak Allaah (may Allah reward you) sister



Ladee_Maryam: Anyone noticed that the trees and plants here seem crooked and sharp?


Baby_Pearl: you can say that again..



Ladee_Maryam: Anyone noticed that the trees and plants here seem crooked and sharp?


Baby_Pearl: lol shurup



*Sis786 looks down at the floor*

Sis786: subhan Allaah! wheres the path gone!?


bint-ul-islam: hm.. Allaahu a'lam. (Allaah Almighty knows best.)



madeenahsh: Is that it!?


Umm_Shaheed: I think we'll check it out. No point walking all the way for nothing.



As the sisters approached the building, another cold breeze passed by. But the sisters ignored it.



Labibah: It looks like no-ones thought of ever fixing it up.


Sanobar: Yeah, look at those broken and boarded up windows. I think theres even a hole in the doors..


F.Y: Yeah, i'm really not looking forward to go in there.. Sis madeenahsh - is that the place?


madeenahsh: No, i think we went the wrong way.. OK, i think we should walk back sisters. We went to the wrong place.. sorry.


Sisters: hmmmm...


madeenahsh:

"Be sure we shall test you with something of fear and hunger, some loss in goods or lives or the fruits (of your toil), but give glad tidings to those who patiently persevere,

Who say, when afflicted with calamity: "To Allah We belong, and to Him is our return":-

They are those on whom (Descend) blessings from Allah, and Mercy, and they are the ones that receive guidance.


(Qur'an Surah Baqarah [2] : 155-157)


Sisters: inaa lillaahi wa ina 'alayhi raji'oon. ("To Allah We belong, and to Him is our return" )



The sisters turned around and set off to walk back again..


Daffodil: He's crying again.


Sister Salam: I told you you'd get sleepless nights..


amani: No, i think he dropped something.



As they were chatting, Abdullah's little mini duff started rolling.. towards the building.


dARk cRyStAl: I fink (think) i'll get it 4 u sis!


sister dARk cRyStAl ran towards the duff, when to her surprise - it creeped towards the hole in the door..


dARk cRyStAl: subhan Allaah, these kids cry 4 anyfin these dayz..


She ran towards the door and put her hands in the hole.. "I wonder where it could be?" she whispered to herself.


'Crreeeeeaaaakk..." The door gradually opened.


dARk cRyStAl: "Alhamdulillah! i see it now." She ran inside to get it, when all of a sudden the door closed.



Silver_Pearl: Are all the sisters here? we need to make sure before we get back..


Daffodil: dARk cRyStAl went to get Abdullah's toy.


Umm_Shaheed: Is she not back yet?


Ladee_Maryam: I think we should go back to check where she is..


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akulion: I think we should follow, because they might get lost or something.. plus it's getting dark now.


islam-truth: Alhamdulillah, we've prayed 'asr atleast.



The brothers followed behind the sisters and entered the already opened door which lead them into the broken old building.. in search for a little dARk cRyStAl.


'crreeeeeaaaakk..." 'SLAM!' After they had entered it, the door shut by itself..



Or did it?



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haha cool i wanna know who closed the door!!!
   
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As salaamu alaykum,

That wasyet Another good one Akhee... first we had the "click clicks"... now we have the Crrrrrrrrrrreeeaak!! ..LOL!

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wa alaikum assalam

suspense!

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Its scarring. There is somebody in the building or its only the wind which made the door to close.
This fruit chaat looks good - i think i would join in this trip the bro team

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thas a good'n m8! and clik clik , rekon it's 4 tasbih, u kno dat lil counter fing, clik clik, u can count how many times u've recites something....as for creeeak , i'll keeeep shtum...
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[indent]Al-Zaara: Sooo, where we going?


hidaayah:
I don't know. sister madeenahsh was saying that there were some classes, and after that we'd have a picnic.


Al-Zaara: M3SH3 ALLAAH kool i wonda what they about?
LOOOOOOOOOOL
I have a feeling those numbers are there to tease me... ... HMMMM? .... LOL
Aww, finally I was in a part and a good one too! JazakAllah khair brother, you made my day!

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