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The first thing he needed to do was to find a trusty, loyal, not very bright, sidekick. Looking over all the potential Brothers one name stuck out among all the others. Well, not exactly stuck out, sort of like a scoop of ice cream dropped on a hot pavement. And that name was.................................?........erm.. ......Oh..I remember..... And that name is the one and only...................LOLWATEVER.

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Ohhh...it seems the clinking noise its still there really disturbing...but for not long time if zĀk is in charge.. i hope that
   
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Ohhh...it seems the clinking noise its still there really disturbing...but for not long time if zĀk is in charge.. i hope that
wer is de clikin sound i dnt c it...or rathr nt hear it

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Uncle I loved this script!! and so how did the lollypop feel after everyone fainted?
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The night..



+*Glacier*+: So can we go home now? I'm really tired and hungry..



Muhammad:
I think you should make an announcement brother, insha'Allaah.


Khaldun: good idea akhi (brother) jazak Allaahu khayr


"Brothers and sisters! please can you get back in your rows like you did in salaah. We have an announcement to make."



Duhaa: What do you think he's going to say?


+*Glacier*+: I av no idea.. i just asked him if i cud go home



Alpha Dude: Did he find out about the watches?


H4RUN: ssshhhhh.. man



Khaldun:



In-nal hamda lillaah, nahmaduhu wa nasta’eenuhu wa nastaghfiruh. Wa na’oodhu billaahi min shurooree anfusinaa wa min say-ee-aatee a’maalinaa..... Am-maa ba’d.



Due to the incident that occured today - our plan on going to study classes has been aborted.


We also know that sister +*Glacier*+ was lost, and through Allaah's Mercy - we were able to find her again.



Woodrow: Takbeer!


Brothers: Allaahu akbar!!



Khaldun:
"Alhamdulillah (all praise is to Allaah) We also know that it is dark now, so we can't walk all the way back.

I'm also sure that some brothers and sisters don't have any transport to go back home in. So we've decided that we'll have to stay in this place overnight.


Brother Muhammad may Allaah Almighty bless him got us some food for the trip, and insha'Allaah some sisters did too. So we will share that tonight insha'Allaah.


The brothers can sleep upstairs, and the sisters can sleep downstairs insha'Allaah. If anyone wishes to do any worship, please do it in your own gender room. jazak Allaahu khayr.



Anything good i said is from Allaah, and the mistakes are because of my sins and the accursed shaytaan. May Allaah grant victory to the believers, and grant us safety, tranquility and blessed rizq (provisions) in this life and the afterlife."



Everyone: Ameen


Khaldun: May Allaah send eternal peace and blessings up on the Messenger of Allaah, his family and all the believers.

Ya Allaah (oh Allaah), protect us all from the hellfire, and grant the believers jannah al firdaws (the highest level of paradise.) May we all die in the state of islaam.



Everyone: Ameen!



Ansar al Adl: Brother Dhul-Fiqhar, and Muhammad - please distribute the food equally now insha'Allaah



Dawud_uk: Daffodil, did we bring any cloth's from home?


Daffodil:
No, sorry. But i think that the sisters got some, i'll get one from them insha'Allaah?


Dawud_uk:
sure, jazak Allaahu khayr.



H4RUN:
I'll trade you this packet of chips for that chocolate.. what you say eh?


chacha_jalebi: I just got jalebi'z (asian sweets) man



Ansar al Adl: Is everything going well bro Dhul-Fiqhar and Muhammad?


Dhul-Fiqhar: Yeah alhamdulillah we just got the bags and shared the food out equally. 5 bags for the brothers and 5 for the sisters insha'Allaah.


Ansar al Adl: masha'Allaah, remember that every action is according to your intention ["innamal aamalu bin niyyat" (Actions depend upon intentions)] - so do this to please Allaah, Allaah will bless you and give you ease in this life and the afterlife insha'Allaah.


Dhul-Fiqhar: Ameen brother



Far7an: come on brothers, join in insha'Allaah.


Ansar al Adl: C'mon bro Dhul-Fiqhar.


Dhul-Fiqhar:
okay then



Tania: Can someone pass me the fruit chaat please? I really love that


Al-Zaara: lol here u go



Al-Mu'minah: Has everyone said 'bismillah' before eating?


The Prophet’s guidance with regard to food is perfect guidance. It was described by Ibn al-Qayyim as follows:

When he put his hand in the food, he would say, “Bismillaah (in the Name of Allaah), and he told people to say this when eating. He said, “When any one of you eats, let him mention the name of Allaah. If he forgets to mention the name of Allaah at the beginning, let him say Bismillaahi fi awwalihi wa aakhirihi (in the name of Allaah at its beginning and at its end).” Saheeh hadeeth, narrated by al-Tirmidhi (1859) and Abu Dawood (3767).





Um Hamzah: I can't believe that we even get rewarded for eating, alhamdulillah.


“Allaah will be pleased with a slave who eats some food then praises Allaah for it, and drinks some drink then praises Allaah for it.” (Reported by Muslim, 2734, from the hadeeth of Anas). He also said. “In your intercourse with your wife, there is reward.” They said, “O Messenger of Allaah, can anyone of us have sexual enjoyment and be rewarded for that?” He said, “Do you not see that if you do that in a haraam manner, you will be punished for it? So if you do it in a halaal manner, you will be rewarded.” (As in the hadeeth of Abu Dharr, reported by Muslim, 1006).





*charisma*: I really think this place should be cleaned up. There's bones and stuff here, especially in the hallway.


Hajar: I heard jinn eat.. bones and dung... is that true?


madeenahsh:
Yes:

Allah's Messenger May Allah's peace and blessings be on him said: Don't cleanse yourself with dung or with bones for that is the food of your brothers from amongst the Jinn. [Transmitted by Tirmidhi, Nasa'i with this exception that he did not make mention of: The Food of your brothers from amongst the jinn. [Tirmidhi #350]



*charisma*: erm... i think it's not a good idea to clean up then..


syilla: lol.. do they like fruit.. I got some ciku fruits (Fruit)




amirah_87: i remember me and umm_sulaim were collecting Dawm fruit in damaaj and we met Mawaddah's family there.


Mawaddah: lol, "Allaah mustaa3an" (in Aisha's voice)




seeker_of_ilm: Why don't we just go home now?


DaNgErOuS MiNdS: Nah, we can't. Its a 40minute walk all the way back, and we don't have any proper light either.


WnbSlveOfAllah: subhan Allaah, the winds too strong, so it would probably blow the candles out before we even reached the other side of the park.



Alpha Dude: H4RUN's probably got something stashed in the back of his 3 wheeler?


H4RUN: hm.. how did you know? Anyway - i'm out of business yet - i got all ma stuff in the back of the ol' van and thats far away..



chacha_jalebi:
what about them crisps you were tryna trade wive me fo da jalebiz?




Far7an: I think we should pray isha now, its time now i think.


Khaldun: Yeah, let's do that insha'Allaah. Who want's to do the adhaan?


chacha_jalebi: I'll do it insha'Allaah, you get bare (alot of) reward for calling people to perform salaah.





Ansar al Adl: Yeah.. alhamdulillah. do you want to start now?



chacha_jalebi: oki doki


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Allaahu akbar Allaahu akbar (Allaah is the greatest)


Allaahu akbar Allaahu akbar



Ash hadu Allaahi laaha illAllaah (i bear witness that there is none worthy of worship except Allaah)



By now, the room had gone silent as everyone got up for prayer. Some had already started praying the 4 sunnah (optional prayer.)


Ash hadu ana Muhammadur RasulAllaah (i bear witness that Muhammad [peace be upon him] is the messenger of Allaah)


Haya alas-alaah Haya alas-salaah. (hasten to prayer)


Haya alal falaah Haya alal falaah (hasten to success)



Allaahu akbar Allaahu akbar (Allaah is the greatest)



Laa illaaha illAllaah (there is none worthy of worship except Allaah)



chacha_jalebi turned around an saw that the rest of the members had started to pray the 4 sunnah, while others prayed the dua' [supplication] between the adhaan and iqaamah.





the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Whoever says when he hears the call to prayer: ‘Allaahumma Rabba haadhihi’l-da’wat il-taammah wa’l-salaat il-qaa’imah, aati Muhammadan il waseelata wa’l-fadeelah, wab’athhu maqaaman mahmoodan illadhi wa’adtah (O Allaah, Lord of this perfect call and the prayer to be offered, grant Muhammad the privilege (of intercession) and also the eminence, and resurrect him to the praised position that You have promised),’ my intercession for him will be permitted on the Day of Resurrection.”

(Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 589).


One should also supplicate for himself during the time between the aadhaan and the iqaamah as supplication at such time is not rejected.





chacha_jalebi:
masha'Allaah, this reminds me of the time when I was imaam in uni.. brap braap


I better start praying too now..




The room was silent now.. as everyone whispered in prayer.


If you listened closely enough, you could hear some people trying to imitate sheikh shuraim but didn't do a good job of it, while other's tried reciting in the tune of Sa'ad al ghamdi but were missing that extra echo..



*knock knock*


...the whispers of prayer still continued.




The room had a glow to it, a strange glow. [No, not glo in the forum ]



The room was spacious, the candles were alight, the hallway had food on, but not human food...



Abdullah began to crawl off towards a candle, his mother quicky got hold of him after getting up from sujood (prostration.)




The sky was totally black outside.. A moonless night. The wind howled fiercely, trying to blow away anything that came in it's way..



Islamicgirl MS: Did anyone hear that knocking sound earlier?


learningislam:
yeah.. i did. I thought it was my imagination.



syilla: I think someone wants to come home


Al-Zaara:
I was trying to focus more in my prayer, just incase i died


Umm_Shaheed: masha'Allaah, dying in salaah would be well kool, because we all going to be raised up on the day of judgement in the state that we die in.


amani:
lol u all krazy



Ahmed: subhan Allaah! i think everyone got scared. i wonder what it as?


H4RUN: Probably uncle albert?


Alpha Dude: lol that was freaky though init


chacha_jalebi: What if it was Dave?!



Jayda: that guy with the orange jalebiz said that the one who knocked on the door was my husband?



H4RUN: Alpha, you're Rodders from now on




kadafi: Let's start the fardh prayer now insha'Allaah.


Khaldun: Did you hear it too?


Far7an: Probably just the wind. Who's going to give the iqaamah for the fardh (compulsary) prayer?



Ansar al Adl: i'll do it insha'Allaah.


Allaahu akbar Allaahu akbar

Ash hadu Allaahi laaha illAllaah

Ash hadu ana Muhammadur RasulAllaah

Haya alas-alaah

Haya alal falaah

qad qaamat il-salaah qad qaamat il-salaah

Allaahu akbar Allaahu akbar

Laa illaaha illAllaah




kadafi: "Allaahu akbar"


The congregation prayer had started. But br. kadafi had chosen to recite some different surah's this salaah...





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wa alaikum assalam wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh

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As salaamu Alaykum,

MashaAllah Akhee, that was really entertaining!!


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amirah_87: i remember me and umm_sulaim were collecting Dawm fruit in damaaj and we met Mawaddah's family there.


Mawaddah: lol, "Allaah mustaa3an" (in Aisha's voice)
That made me laugh SubhanAllah!!

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I got the fruit chaat and its not junk food
We have another mistery: who is knocking
Its educational

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