lave ma pinky alone....a kno how she feels



















jkz

We are in it together remember....

i knw am spamming eyah but wah appened 2 the one the *sister hood* made... about going in2da bros chat thing...

oh ryt...sumtyms i 4get hu i am

n dat bros rom fingy...de thread got closd...n sis hypr en ere so...u kno...miss al de fun

tht was deleted for some reason.

^^oh ok.....hhhmmmhh.

Assalamu Alaikum

Just wanted to thank the sisters that have worked on it with me (Hajar, Sapphire, Tasmiyah B, Safa *i kno I'm missing someone*) and then ermm..for me losing it ok so i tried to reinact it...and thanks to all the other members who have contributed to this thread..barak allahu feekum. Sorry for taking forever to post this scene, but I was kind of busy..



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LI COUNSELING ROOM

Dr. Akulion is sitting on his computer in his office, organizing and building his P2P website. A sign on his door says “Mr.Bear Rocks!” along with a few phrases Mr. Bear can say.

A hard knock sounded on Dr. Aku’s door.

Akulion: Come in.

Minaz: Assalamu Alaikum doc.

Akulion: Walaikum Assalam, how are you doing minaz?

Minaz: I’m fine alhemdulilah….

Akulion: So what seems to be the problem? *adjusts glasses*

Minaz: Well, you see..the other day Muezzin and I were attacked-

Akulion: -By a group of sisters, and they ultimately beat you up with their shoes.

Minaz: how did you know?

Akulion: …In accordance with my contract, I cannot release any personal information.

Minaz: *mumbles*

Akulion: So, what else?

Minaz: she was tall ekhi…SHE WAS TALL!

Akulion hands Minaz a tissue.

Akulion: I see..

Minaz: I could see the vengeance in her eyes, the power in her throw...

Akulion: Alright, I’ve heard enough, we will now go through some psychological exercises.

Minaz: Will this be painful?

Akulion: It depends..it won’t be physically painful..but mentally, who knows what kind of memories will be ensued

Minaz: ok

Akulion: The first exercise will consist of ink pictures… you may have seen these in movies, but in reality they are used *holds first pic* what do you see in this picture

Minaz: Chicken

Akulion: good, how about this one?

Minaz: A chair.

Akulion: And this?

Minaz: I find this useless..

Akulion: I did too..but I thought I’d try it on you first.

Minaz: oh.

Akulion: I will put in some soothing image initiator, to keep your mind off of the stress you’ve been going through.

*turns on tape player*

Akulion: you can rest on that recliner over there if you need to.

Minaz: thanks *makes himself at home*

Tape player: You are walking into the woods. There are many trees around you. You get hungry so you grab a plump cherry that has ripened for your taste buds. You continue to walk. There is a bubble around you. The bubble is yellow. Yellow represents death. The death of your stressed life. You want to change yourself so you walk closer to a sound of water trickling. There is a waterfall near. The waterfall represents flowness. You want to be a part of this flow. You find yourself naked and under the water, splashing freely and laughing to the birds..

Minaz:

Akulion: sorry, I forgot to censure some parts..

Minaz: ok, well I’ve had enough of that

Akulion: let’s forget about that. Tell me, what do you feel deep down inside..

Minaz: ok well…the day the “incident” occurred, I remember walking down the hall ways…Muezzin and I were discussing social issues that occur in every young adult’s life, very intellectual discussion. Before I knew it, we were standing in front of the sisters room. I was forced to maintain my balance and strength as Muezzin knocked vigorously on the door. Could I blame them for throwing the shoes at us?? No, but why me? Why me!? I blame this on muezzin..He broke my pride..

Akulion: how depressing..allow me to call Muezzin in here, I believe he has a part to do with this episode and I believe you should confront him with your problem.

Muezzin is called in through the intercom.

Muezzin: What’s up doc

Minaz: shut up muezzin

Muezzin: ooh harsh

Minaz: not as harsh as your face

Akulion: boys, boys, please, let’s be civil. *turns to muezzin* Minaz claims you forced him to get beat by the sisters and caused severe humiliation that will scar his reputation for life, is this true?

Muezzin: Well, not really. All I did was-

Minaz: liar!

Muezzin: I haven’t even finished my sentence

Minaz: Well, whatever you were going to say would’ve been a lie

Muezzin: How would you know?! It’s not my fault you can’t run.

Minaz: I can run, but you tripped me!

Akulion: I think I should continue with the next psychological exercise, *takes out Mr. Bear*

Mr. Bear: Hi, I’m Mr. Bear

Minaz:

Mr.Bear: I’ve been created by A.L.I.C.E. to help you help yourself

Muezzin: haha, this bear is hilarious

Mr.Bear: You are hilarious

Muezzin: Who am I?

Mr.Bear: You am I

Minaz: That doesn’t even make any sense! Doc, how’s he supposed to help us?

Akulion: Ask him

Muezzin: Do you think minaz is a turd?

Mr.Bear: What is a turd? Turd is not programmed in my A.L.I.C.E directory. I cannot answer your question.

Minaz: shut up muezzin. Mr.Bear, who is right?

Mr.Bear: We are all right.

Minaz: Stuff it Mr.Bear

Muezzin: haha, Doc, can I buy this off of you, I think I can make some good investments.

Minaz: All you think about is money..Mr. Bear doesn’t even like you.

Muezzin: Again, how would you know?

Minaz: Do you like muezzin?

Mr.Bear: What is a muezzin? Muezzin is not programmed into my A.L.I.C.E directory.

Mr.Bear: I know a short poem.

You are crazy
I’m a daisy
Let’s shine in the sun
And have some fun

Akulion: Isn’t he great

Minaz and Muezzin:

Muezzin: Who do you like?

Mr.Bear: I like you

Minaz: who?

Mr. Bear: I forgot the question. Please ask again.

Minaz: You’re a stupid bear.

Mr.Bear: You’re a stupid human.

Muezzin: sweet!

Minaz: Well you’re not real.

Mr.Bear: Then why are you talking to me?

Minaz: Because you’re stupid

Mr.Bear: Atleast I know the meaning of vichyssoise, Do you?

Muezzin: he got you there..:

Minaz: I know what it means!

Mr.Bear: Spell it.

Minaz: V-I-S-

Mr.Bear: wrong.

Minaz: Wait, lemme try again: V-I-C?

Mr.Bear: Vic is short for Victor meaning victory or success.

Minaz: *strangles Mr. Bear and his head pops off*

Mr.Bear: Hi, I’m Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr…..

Akulion: NOOO!!..speak to me Bear..Speak to me!

Mr.Bear: Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. *dies*

Minaz: This is all your fault

Muezzin: And the fat woman sings the same song

Minaz: I’m not fat!

Muezzin: you’re not fat, but you’re a woman?

Minaz:

Akulion: Minaz, Do you have some insecurities about yourself?

Muezzin: I think he does, he took it out on a bear

Akulion: I believe this calls for a different type of excersise..

All of the sudden, a huge nonmuslim busts his way into Aku’s office.

Minaz: *shriek*

Muezzin:

Minaz: I’m sorry doc!! I’ll never kill him again!! Please, just stop the psychological tormenting!!

Akulion: *speechless*

The nonmuslim grabs Akulion.

Nonmuslim: GIVE ME SOME PROZAC!

Akulion: Ash-hadu inna illaha illallah, wa ashhadu ana muhammadan rasul allah..

Nonmuslim: Don’t go fobbish on me now..i know you speak english

Khaldun and Farhan raid in and take the nonmuslim out.

Khaldun: assalamu alaikum ya akhwa we apologize for the interruptions, please continue with your session..

Minaz: I think I need to change my pants.

Muezzin: doc, you okay??

Akulion: ..yea..I’m fine.. he’s lucky he got his hands off of me *brushes his shirt off*.. I could’ve slapped him so hard, a jinn would’ve crawled out of him ashamed!


Fi aman Allah
w'salaam

Poor Minaz. That was just brutal.

That was hilarious! Jazaakallah khayr.

lol, funny
^ You got Muezzin's favourite word here

LOL....that was funny.....feel sorry for bro Minaz

wa alaikum assalam

That was great.