ROFL sis *charisma* that was too good too good that was just hilarious and you described everyone so well!! I could just imagine them all perfectly

So who pays for the Pizza?

Hilarious.. Post up the next part soon sis!

LOOOOOOOL NYC 1 SIS! I HOPE I FEATURE IN FURTHER SCENES!!!lol

Assalamu Alaikum

Members featured in this Part:

Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
Head Administrator of LI:

Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)

Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):

None have been featured in this Part

The SuperMods also referred to as
SM's of LI:

Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI
zAk: Who doesn’t know him!
Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace

Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
Moderators of LI:

Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me)
Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict!
Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer
Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!

Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings )
None have been featured in this Part.

PART II

Kadafi: Alright, I’ll consider it, but im not making any promises.

He stands up and places his hand upon Muhammed’s shoulder. Muhammed stares at his shoulder nervously. Kadifi squints his eyes as if in a moment of reminisce, he waves his finger at all of them as if telling a life lesson.

Kadafi: The world is an angry place lads, one man changes his uniform (username color), the rest attack you as a hungry mob for a little bit of green.

Farhan: *coughs*

zAk: but some wanted pink—

Farhan quickly interrupts him purposely by elbowing him, signaling him to stop bringing the subject up.

Kadafi: Well, I guess that’s all then innit?

All SM’s nod their head and shake hands. As soon as Kadafi snaps his fingers, the admins put their shades back on and walk out behind Kadafi into the main room.

Kadafi: Assalamu Alaikum.

SMs: Walaikum asalaam

IN THE MAIN ROOM

The mods are busy eating their pizza while the Admins are passing through.

Mamsoo: Would you like some pizza?

Kadafi: No, Barak Allahu feeki, moms cooking besides, we have a lot of work to do today, no time to eat. Assalamu Alaikum.

Everyone: Walaikum asalaam wa rahmatallah

Ahmad gives Fi a curious look

Ahmad: Whats up with the admins wearing the shades??

Fi: I dunno, Authority probably…lets get some

BACK ROOM

Muhammed: He’s going to say no

Farhan: Why do you say that?

Muhammed: Well, he’s always bringing that story up. Besides, people ask for too many changes. Remember all those requests for different language sections?

zAk: Well I told him to put something like that up before, but he wouldn’t listen

Far7an: no matter, we’ll just have to wait and see inshallah.

zAk: Do you guys smell that??

Far7an looks towards Muhammed’s direction

Muhammed: What?! It wasn’t me!

zAk: No, no, its not that. It’s definitely not that. I smell food.

Muhammed: oh I smell that too…

Farhan: You guys are weird.

zAk: Ah, well I’ll be right back

MAIN ROOM

zAk walks into the main room and everyone suddenly stops and stares at him, wondering why he’s without his group.

Ahmad: uhh, want some??

zAk grabs a slice

zAk: v wont speak of this, yea? I’ll reward you guys with reps later. ;)

He begins to walk away quietly, watching out for Muhammed and Farhan.

Mamsoo: What was all that about *raises eyebrow*

Ahmad: Apparently SMs and Admins just get weirder as they get higher in authority

Fi: We forgot to ask him about what they were discussing.

Ahmad: oh yea…HEY ZAK!!??

zAk quickly turns around.

zAk: shhhhhhhhhh!! You wanna get me in trouble?

Ahmad: in trouble?

zAk: im going out for my 10,000 posts celebration dinner later with the brothers. There will be cakes and tea ;)

Ahmad: oh yea…well anyways, what were you guys discussing in there?

zAk: I’ll tell you later, right now I have to go before they get suspicious of me..

zAk leaves.

Mamsoo: Ah, well, I better go and moderate the sisters forum, Alhemdulilah, that was good pizza. See you all later, Assalamu Alaikum

Halima: Wait, I’ll come with you. Assalamu Alaikum

Brothers: Walaikum Alaikum

Ahmad: Ah, we’re left cleaning the table.

Fi: well you didn’t pay for the pizza, so it’s the least you can do.

Ahmad: true.

IN THE SISTER’S ROOM

The sisters are sharing their pictures.

Sis 1: OMG! Mashallah, you’re soo cute!

Sis 2: I love your eyes, their gorgeous!

Sis 3: But I don’t like that color on me

Sis 2: Are you crazy?? Its beautiful mashallah

Sis 3: I think the pic would look better if I was in a
darker color.

Sis 1: I agree, the color of the background is way
too light.

Sis 4: ok gals, heres my picture but it’s the only time im going to show it to you all.

Sis 3: mashallah I love your hair!

Sis 2: you look soo innocent.

Sis 1: I love your smile mashallah

Sis 4: barak allahu feekum, awww stop, u guys are making me blush.

IN THE BROTHER’S ROOM

The brothers are sharing pics

Bro 1: Here’s my pic while I was in Saudi

Bro 2: The masjid is really big mashallah

Bro 1: yea, there were a lot of people alhemdulilah

Bro 2: ah this is the one of last month?

Bro 1: yup

Part III will be posted some time next week, most likely on Thurs./Friday..

Inshallah none of these have offended anyone, if it did or if you feel it did, please notify me so that I may edit. Barak Allahu feekum.

fi aman Allah
w'salaam

Great stuff!!

hahhah looooooooool ! mashallah sis u r hilarious !! hahaha at the comments in the gender rooms ! ROFL ! guys cant compliment each other hey [directed at sis or wateva]

jazakallah sis !! keep going ;)[directed to the sis]

wa alaikum assalam

Great, .

Will be looking forward to part III also.

That is so funny! The pictures part - the guys focus more on the background, whilst the girls go into girly detail! lol. And the celebration dinner was cool. I reckon there should've been jalebi's and chai, oh, and samosas.

Great writing sis.
Peace

Mashallah!
cant wait for the next part

looooool that was hilarious!
im waiting patiently for the next part insha Allah

loool...you know you make the admins sound like the Men in Black (qamis of course ) or sommat. The shades and signaling.

Originally Posted by zÂk

Hillarious

Hilarious.

WOW,,,,,,

NIce,,,,

remembering of my friends,,,,,

Good

I supported,,,,

Hope could meet in REal life,,,,,,

Peace,,,,,,,,

Hehe luvin' it sis! MashAllah, Such a vivid imagination ;) lol...Nah very very good Bwess!...
I think ya should put some of teh users in there erm like Hei gou or someone well known, it will increase their populatiry rate aswell hehe..Nah just put them in for the sake of it...Would be fun to read but nervertheless excellent!
WalaykumAsalaam x

rofl

labibah i was thinking along them lines too some big undercover mission going on

Masha Allah at last you posted it! Good work...