LOOOOL. That was funny mimi, *pats her on the back*.

Was Mr. Bear given a muslim funeral?

As Salaamu Alaykum,

That was Good Ukhtiy!!

Keep 'em coming InshaAllah ;)

ROFL man that's just toooo funny charisma sis

I should've thought of that one first What a thing to think about fee fee

I'm looking out for his best interests. The poor guy was murdered by minaz!

the prozac part was a killer! lol

Masha'Allaah that was really good and funi.. look forward to more insha'Allaah.

OML!!! am i evr gonna stp lafin ROFL lol

dat was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy guuuuud

keep it up sis

LOL!!

Way to go sis. Look forward to more.....

Assalamu Alaikum




Back in the Mod Room

Mods are watching the World Affairs Channel, stunned at the live news coverage going on.

On TV

Sonz: We are here live at LI® co. where nonmuslims are causing havoc in the forums.

Nonmuslim: I’ll destroy you all..you’ll never see spamming as you’ve seen in this form before! Muwahahahaha

Ansar: If you don’t behave, you’ll force me to refute you and win.

Sonz: We will interview a young member who will remain anonymous in this filming. Tell us what happened young man.

Anonymous member: Well, I was browsing through the forum..and then I seen— wait, my voice is changed, right??

Sonz: yes, please continue.

Anonymous Member: Is it a manly voice?

Sonz: If you want it to be, plz go on.

Anonymous member: well I decided I wanted to view the “fantasy and dreams” thread in the general’s section.. *cries* and…Oh! My virgin eyes!

Sonz: *tries to sympathize*

Anonymous member: *bursts* never have I seen such filth in my life! I reported the horrific thread right away, but even though, I felt powerless in the hands of this kafir. I felt insecure that other members may have been the victims of such bloody and dirty people.

Alpha dude: Hey look, Iqram’s on TV!

Iqram: You will delete that bit right?

Sonz: Well…this is live lad.

Iqram: Oh the shameee Curse you porn poster..Curse you!! I blame zAk for this! He wouldn’t let me be a mod. I would’ve been a great mod. I could’ve saved my self and other innocent civilians.

Sonz: righhht…*signals the cameras to change position*

Farhan and Khaldun are in the background carrying out a spammer. Sonz moves in for extra coverage

Sonz: Farhan, do you have any comments about the future of LI and how it will be protected from future spammers?

Farhan: No comments, I’m busy.

Sonz: Khaldun?

Khaldun: Sorry ekhi, this isn’t the time.

Nonmuslim: I will come back!! You can’t get rid of me this fast!!

Farhan: *carrying nonmuslim out with khaldun* Mashallah, he’s heavy..I think we’re going to need another mod for help.

Khaldun: *struggling* Allahu Akbar, this brother doesn’t hold back!

*cameras return focus on sonz*

Sonz: We will try to contact one of the superiors inshallah. We have zAk on the line.

zAk: Assalamu Alaykum

Sonz: Walaikum asalaam, zAk can you plz tell us what is really happening?

zAk: v are taking care of it as v speak. No one should worry.

Sonz: How did you find out about the dirty posts and spamming?

zAk: vell, v have the state of the art technology, sonz. We are emailed right away when such things happen.

Sonz: What will happen to the so called “Terrorists of LI?”

zAk: v will ban them from the company, and they will not be able to enter even if they tried. v have the best administrators who check proper identification and history of each new person that tries to enter.

Sonz: I see.

zAk: I was just wondering..When will the live coverage about Imams of the haramains be?

Sonz: *cuts off* Do you want to become a mod? Stay tuned, we will take a break from this tragic story and now bring to you to the supporters LI® productions.
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1st Commercial:

Muezzin: Do you need a new watch?

Minaz: How about a break from your boring life?

Muezzin: Maybe some chocolates to ease your moodswings, sisters

Minaz: If you have answered yes to most one or more of these questions, then you should visit our shop, "Masters of Might, Magic and Monday mornings", in LI’s halal fun section.

Muezzin: If you have answered no to all of these questions, then we’ll arrange your marriage with the tall niqaabi that beat up Minaz, in which case, you will be forced to answer yes to all these questions.

*halal theme song*

End Commercial

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2nd Commercial

Minaz: Are you depressed?

Muezzin: Are you broke and can’t afford a shrink?

Minaz: Then call the offices of Dr. Aku..He will surely help you as he’s helped us!

Muezzin: Yup, minaz is a living patient! Amazing! So call now for your free appointment and a live chat between yourself and a bear!

Minaz: you heard right, a BEAR.

Muezzin: *fake chuckles* Here’s a real clip from the office of Doc Aku

Clip

Minaz: I love you Mr. Bear

Mr.Bear: I love you too.

Minaz: Thank you for making me happy, Muezzin and I will never argue again

Mr.Bear: Muezzin is not in my A.L.--*clip is interrupted*

End Clip

Muezzin: We will also introduce you to Dr. Aku himself. So come and take a short walk with me down the hall here.

Minaz: *knocks on door* ;)

Muezzin: *opens door* Assalamu alaikum doc

Akulion: Walaikum Assalam, how may I help you boys..Minaz having troubles again? *hides Mr. Bear under desk*

Minaz:Oh Dr. Aku, you joker

Muezzin: We just came in to ask you a few questions like we previously discussed..

Akulion: Yes, please, go ahead.

Muezzin: Brother, how do you find time to make a website and help your patients.

Akulion: Well you see muezzin, I am devoted to keeping LI a happy environment for all of us, so my patients come first.

Muezzin: see you heard it here first folks, the patients are always first.

Minaz: here’s the number now

Muezzin: *whispers* flip the poster man..

*halal theme song*

End Commercial
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3rd Commercial:

Tall Niqaabi: Have you been bombarded by these two fellows here? *shows pic of Muezzin and Minaz*

Sis: One of them was seen coming out of the psychology headquarters of LI, we believe he is the one by the name of Minaz. The second one who calls himself Muezzin, forced the one by the name of Minaz to sell chocolates to acne prone sisters.

Tall Niqaabi: we are in search for brothers and sisters everywhere to donate a shoe. The shoe will be used for beneficial reasons that cannot be mentioned as of the moment.

Sis: There will be boxes placed in every corner of the LI forum. Please place your shoe in there.

Farhan: Salaam, I am Farhan, and I support this infomercial.

End Commercial

Mamsoo: Astughfirallah, this is disgusting.

Ahmad: Poor Iqram.

Fi: I suppose we have to be extra watchful now.

Kadafi walks into the room.

Kadafi: Well since you all know what’s going on in the forums now, I have decided that we may need a few more watchful eyes to keep the forum safe. These new moderating members were carefully chosen from a selected few. I think their potential is high. You will meet some of them in these next few days inshallah.

Kadafi leaves.

Alpha Dude enters.

Alpha dude: Assalamu Alaikum!

Everyone: Walaikum Assalaam

Mamsoo: oh no, did kadafi leave the mod room unlocked again?

Alpha dude: I’m one of the new mods

Fi: Well, welcome to the mod section ekhi, if you need any help be sure to ask inshallah

Alpha dude: Thanks, Aren’t we supposed to be wearing our Mod uniforms?

Ahmad: yea why?

Alpha dude: Well, why isn’t fi wearing his??

Fi: I like change sometimes

Alpha dude: I don’t think Kadafi would like it if you didn’t wear it, I mean how are new members supposed to differentiate between mods and members?

Fi bans Alpha dude, in which zAk has to come to the rescue to unban him.

On TV

Sonz: We are live again to bring you an update on what’s occurring here in LI this very moment. We are going to go into the interrogation room and see what is to be of the terrorist. Please, bear in mind that these events may be gruesome to some viewers,

The Interrogation Room (located behind the ‘Back Room’)

*cameras focus upon the Nonmuslim*

Nonmuslim: What’s the most you’re going to get out of me through your so called interrogation, ask me about my beliefs!?

Ansar: I’m not here to refute.

Nonmuslim: Afraid to be challenged?

Ansar: Believe me, it was enough of a challenge to carry you in here. Allahu akbar.

Woodrow enters

Woodrow: Assalamu Alaikum ekhi

Ansar: Walaikum asalaam wa rahmatallah

Woodrow: I hope you don’t mind..I just have a question to ask him.

Ansar: No, not at all, whatever will get us to the bottom of this.

Woodrow: *turns to the nonmsulim* I have to know, WHERES THAT DRATTED CLICKING NOISE COMING FROM!?

Ansar:

Nonmuslim: I don’t know what you’re talking about..

Woodrow: *slams random book on table* don’t lie to me! I’ll track it down if it’s one of the last things I do!

Nonmuslim: Jesus! I thought you were one of the calm and collective moderators..

Woodrow: Who can be calm and collective when that clicking—stop changing the subject!

Ansar: Ok, I’ll take it from here ekhi..

Woodrow: Inshallah, by the way..*whispers* Here’s my list of possible suspects, as you can see lol_whats his name should be considered as the second suspect..

Ansar: Alright inshallah

Outside of the interrogation room:

Sonz: As you have just seen, it was getting to a climax in there, subhanallah, so they asked us to leave for our safety.

Alpha Dude: Sonz, can I get interviewed??

Sonz: *walks away slowly* In other news, Eastern Naple is researching on what seems to be a girl emitting glass from her forehead.

Alpha Dude: I know you can hear me!!

Alpha dude is soon banned, and sadly does not get interviewed by sonz. He then tries to create his own reality day time show, but unfortunately it backfires and he finds himself banned 4 other times. One of these times include when he accidentally bans his own self. In other incidents, some Moderators have confessed that they purposely banned him when they felt he was becoming bothersome, others say it was purely for the fun and joy they receive when banning Alpha Dude. Allahu A’lem

fi aman Allah
w'salaam

LOL! The part about brothers Alpha Dude and Fis made me laugh.

*ouch* Colddd.

Assalamu Alaikum

lol ok i had to re-edit, cuz of some technical difficulties with the colors and all..but it's up now.

Barak allahu feekum

fi aman Allah
w'salaam