LI Islamic Forum  
 
Powered by: MuslimPages
Add your business
 


Notices
Puzzles & Humour Share puzzles and jokes, but keeping within limits.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old
  (#481 (permalink))
------
Account Disabled
 
------'s Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 1
Reputation: 0
Rep Power: 0
------ is an unknown quantity at this point
Join Date: Mar 2006
Way of Life: Undisclosed
Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 04-29-2007



Alpha Dude....Poor Muhammad...stop picking on him
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#482 (permalink))
Yanal
LI Animal Lover
 
Yanal's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 1,230
Reputation: 3876
Rep Power: 16
Yanal has a reputation beyond reputeYanal has a reputation beyond reputeYanal has a reputation beyond reputeYanal has a reputation beyond reputeYanal has a reputation beyond reputeYanal has a reputation beyond reputeYanal has a reputation beyond reputeYanal has a reputation beyond reputeYanal has a reputation beyond reputeYanal has a reputation beyond reputeYanal has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: At My House
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 04-29-2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by Muj4h1d4 View Post


Alpha Dude....Poor Muhammad...stop picking on him
ya alpha and muj4h1d4 can u mkae the pic thingy for me
__________________
LIs Coolest Dude Also May Allah Give Alot of Deen to LI.
When I'm posting my best that is when I feel like the rest
n
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#483 (permalink))
Al_Imaan
ThE tRuTh
 
Al_Imaan's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 1,901
Reputation: 8648
Rep Power: 26
Al_Imaan has a reputation beyond reputeAl_Imaan has a reputation beyond reputeAl_Imaan has a reputation beyond reputeAl_Imaan has a reputation beyond reputeAl_Imaan has a reputation beyond reputeAl_Imaan has a reputation beyond reputeAl_Imaan has a reputation beyond reputeAl_Imaan has a reputation beyond reputeAl_Imaan has a reputation beyond reputeAl_Imaan has a reputation beyond reputeAl_Imaan has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: N/A
Gender:Sister In Humanity
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 04-30-2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alpha Dude View Post

lol, real funny mashaAllah

You should have included what happened before the conference

*Muhammad and Alpha are the first ones there*
Muhammad: Hey Alpha, how have you been these days?
Alpha: not bad man...u no how it is, jus...
Muhammad: It doesn't matter how you've been!
Alpha: eh?
Muhammad: yeah...you heard! I said it doesn't matter how you've been
Alpha: you feeling alright bro?
Muhammad: Just because I'm the quiet Admin, punks like you think they can walk all over me?!
Alpha: Okaaaayy
Muhammad: *taking few steps toward Alpha, anger evident on his face*
Alpha: wait, what did...why are you so mad bro?
Muhammad: don't act like you don't know!
Alpha: is this because that one time I got Chacha and H4run to chuck eggs and shout 'freshie' at u from a distance ?
Alpha:
Muhammad: Look at you. Stupid scum of society. *screams in anger* Argghhhh!
Alpha:
Muhammad: People like you, think they can get away with murder! *runs over and begins to strangle alpha*
Alpha: *suffocated voice* helpppp!
Muhammad: *laughs like a maniac* hahahah... you're going to get what's coming to you! Nobody can save you now! This 'freshie' has had enough of being a good boy...I'm going to get you!
Alpha: *screams like a girl*
*Footsteps can be heard*
Muhammad: quick...you better pretend nothing is going on!
Alpha: no I won't, I'm going to tell everyone!!! someone help!
Muhammad: hahaha *loosening hold on Alpha* It was all a joke! You didn't actually think I was going to kill you...did you?
Alpha: ermm well yeah...your choke hold was pretty real! I almost past...
Muhammad: haha you're so funny...you crack me up bro, hey - you better clean up your tears before someone sees
Alpha: this was all really a joke?
Muhammad: By golly, I think he's got it
Alpha: ?!!? what the heck kind of jok...
*zAk barges in*
zAk: hey Alpha...want some chips?
Alpha: okay
zAk: go buy some then
Alpha: <_< zAk! Muhammad tried to kill me
zAk:
Muhammad: Asalamu Alaykum zAk, hope you're well
zAk: walaykum salam bro silly Alpha <_<
*while zAk has his back to Muhammad, Muhammad gives Alpha a dirty look*
Alpha:
*rest of crew walk in*...
Alpha: Kadafi...Kadafi! Muhammad tri...
Kadafi: pipe down 2006
Alpha: *sulks in chair *

lol... ...like any1'a gonna listen to ya
__________________
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#484 (permalink))
Al-Zaara
Hanafi
 
Al-Zaara's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 3,840
Reputation: 37209
Rep Power: 66
Al-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Finland
Gender:Sister In Humanity
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 04-30-2007

Asselamu aleykum,

Hahahahah mashaAllah! Hilarious!

Hey, how come you know I'm always late *charisma*? Have I really given that impression!? And I was sitting here, hoping no one would know the truth...

MashaAllah, great adds, Alvin and Iqram.
__________________
Standing in the middle of a tornado,
feeling serenity inside of me.

Around me there's chaos
,
Yet I remain at peace.


   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#485 (permalink))
Tania
LI Oldskool
 
Tania's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 3,112
Reputation: 7257
Rep Power: 28
Tania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Apr 2006
Way of Life: Christian
Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 04-30-2007

The beginning and the meeting are funny but very real The best meeting are the short one
__________________
~ Official Member of the MSL Crew™ - {Marriage Section Lovers}™ ~
Avatar changed by sis piXie and the signature is created by bro Abdul-Raouf

   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#486 (permalink))
Muslim Knight
Protect the Muslims
 
Muslim Knight's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 1,939
Reputation: 8791
Rep Power: 30
Muslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 04-30-2007

Skimming through this section I stumbled only one occurence of my name and it's by my buddy Fi_Sabilillah;

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fi_Sabilillah View Post

Where is She?



They passed through the dark, narrow, quiet hallway..


azim: I think i just stood om something..


Muslim Knight:
lol, that was my foot


Samee: Did anyone bring a torch? I can't even see anything.


zAk: Why would any1 bring a torch to the park for


What am I unpopular or something? Too serious? Lol..
__________________
--------------------------------------------------

If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal and if they can't stop you, you become something else entirely;
A Legend


   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#487 (permalink))
- Qatada -
Ummah Under 1 Banner
 
- Qatada -'s Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 10,378
Reputation: 41985
Rep Power: 84
- Qatada - has a reputation beyond repute- Qatada - has a reputation beyond repute- Qatada - has a reputation beyond repute- Qatada - has a reputation beyond repute- Qatada - has a reputation beyond repute- Qatada - has a reputation beyond repute- Qatada - has a reputation beyond repute- Qatada - has a reputation beyond repute- Qatada - has a reputation beyond repute- Qatada - has a reputation beyond repute- Qatada - has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: May 2005
Location: ...travelling to the hereafter..
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 04-30-2007




Maasha Allaah that was kool! lol


PS: I never ever got to finish that last story of mine off, so i'm sorry.


PPS: Bro Alpha, throw bro Knight in your story next chapta inshaa Allaah
__________________

iDawah.com


Bringing Dawah back..to the future!

http://salaf-stories.blogspot.com

Last edited by - Qatada -; 04-30-2007 at 11:32 AM..
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#488 (permalink))
Fighting4Iman
Fighting4Emaan
 
Fighting4Iman's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 16,004
Reputation: 48512
Rep Power: 93
Fighting4Iman has a reputation beyond reputeFighting4Iman has a reputation beyond reputeFighting4Iman has a reputation beyond reputeFighting4Iman has a reputation beyond reputeFighting4Iman has a reputation beyond reputeFighting4Iman has a reputation beyond reputeFighting4Iman has a reputation beyond reputeFighting4Iman has a reputation beyond reputeFighting4Iman has a reputation beyond reputeFighting4Iman has a reputation beyond reputeFighting4Iman has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Fighting4Emaan
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 04-30-2007

Muslim Knight, you get noticed a lot by me bro . trust mee
__________________
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#489 (permalink))
Mawaddah
Patience is the Key
 
Mawaddah's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 4,253
Reputation: 15120
Rep Power: 41
Mawaddah has a reputation beyond reputeMawaddah has a reputation beyond reputeMawaddah has a reputation beyond reputeMawaddah has a reputation beyond reputeMawaddah has a reputation beyond reputeMawaddah has a reputation beyond reputeMawaddah has a reputation beyond reputeMawaddah has a reputation beyond reputeMawaddah has a reputation beyond reputeMawaddah has a reputation beyond reputeMawaddah has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Currently in Malaysia
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 04-30-2007

Masha'allah that was niiiiiicceee but how comes I only get one teensy wittle bit

The Muhammad bit was extra good too though
__________________
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#490 (permalink))
Muslim Knight
Protect the Muslims
 
Muslim Knight's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 1,939
Reputation: 8791
Rep Power: 30
Muslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond reputeMuslim Knight has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Gender:Brother In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 04-30-2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by IbnAbdulHakim View Post
Muslim Knight, you get noticed a lot by me bro . trust mee
Lol.. thanks bro, I feel much better now already
__________________
--------------------------------------------------

If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal and if they can't stop you, you become something else entirely;
A Legend


   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#491 (permalink))
Tania
LI Oldskool
 
Tania's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 3,112
Reputation: 7257
Rep Power: 28
Tania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond reputeTania has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Apr 2006
Way of Life: Christian
Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 04-30-2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fi_Sabilillah View Post
PS: I never ever got to finish that last story of mine off, so i'm sorry.
Please continue the picnic trip. I am in the story too
__________________
~ Official Member of the MSL Crew™ - {Marriage Section Lovers}™ ~
Avatar changed by sis piXie and the signature is created by bro Abdul-Raouf

   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#492 (permalink))
Faizah
الأ ثرية
 
Faizah's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 7,362
Reputation: 30194
Rep Power: 65
Faizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: ~ Daar as-Sa'aadah ~
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 04-30-2007



Quote:
Umm 'Abdullah: Very knowledgable sista, the crazy jihadist
Knowledgeable? I wish. And i'm not a super jihadi anymore.

That was really funny mashaAllah. Shame I only got one line! Hmmm, that one-liner does sound like something I said in real life though!

Alpha, mashaAllah that was really funny. You really captured Muhammad's personality.
__________________


   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#493 (permalink))
Al-Zaara
Hanafi
 
Al-Zaara's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 3,840
Reputation: 37209
Rep Power: 66
Al-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond reputeAl-Zaara has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Finland
Gender:Sister In Humanity
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 04-30-2007

Quote:
Originally Posted by Umm 'Abdullah View Post
You really captured Muhammad's personality.
Uhh... I hope you do not mean that... Angry part...
__________________
Standing in the middle of a tornado,
feeling serenity inside of me.

Around me there's chaos
,
Yet I remain at peace.


   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#494 (permalink))
Faizah
الأ ثرية
 
Faizah's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 7,362
Reputation: 30194
Rep Power: 65
Faizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond reputeFaizah has a reputation beyond repute
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: ~ Daar as-Sa'aadah ~
Gender:Sister In Islam
Way of Life: Muslim
Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 04-30-2007



I was joking. I do have a sense of humour you know. It totally doesn't capture Muhammad's personality.
__________________



Last edited by Faizah; 04-30-2007 at 05:13 PM.. Reason: erm...
   
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#495 (permalink))
H4RUN
Li Down2eartH MembeR
 
H4RUN's Avatar
 
Status: Offline
Posts: 1,916
Reputation: 14456
Rep Power: 35
H4RUN has a reputation beyond reputeH4RUN has a reputation beyond reputeH4RUN has a reputation beyond repute