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Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-13-2007

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Let's just hope he doesn't bully you again.


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I'm thinking about writing one too InshaAllah. But I don't think I know enough about you guys. If I do write one though, dont take offense if it's the total opposite of u! k now i jus gotta figure out where to start =D
Go for it sis, can't wait to hear your's!

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Haha, Nice bro

Go for it sis! All the best
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Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-13-2007

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loooooool disturbed doctor hahaha
Jazakallah khair for the compliment.

Iqram, can I operate on UW?

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Jazakallah khair for the compliment.

Iqram, can I operate on UW?



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Jazakallah khair for the compliment.

Iqram, can I operate on UW?



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Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-13-2007

Lol, thanx K well maybe I'll start thinkin of something today...in the meantime....can we get more scripts?? Lololol. Les go, chop chop!
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Alpha Dude storms in with a hospital bed, surrounded by a huge crowd.

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Alpha Dude: Gunshot wounds to the left leg!

Harun: Is that who I think it is?? It...is!! It's Muhammad, director of LI General!?? THEEE Muhammad!! *ditches coffee cup on the floor*

Alpha Dude: Quit your fantasizing and help me!

Harun: I'm on it I'm on it! Is that...Woodrow?

Woodrow: Howdy partn'r! *thinks to himself...do I know this guy? Or have I forgotten...Again*

Amatul Malik: We'll need Dr. Yanal for this one, I think he was just preparing for an operation.

Muhammad: That's ok..I'll be just..ugh...Fine, insha'Allah I can wait.

Amatul Malik: Are you sure?

Muhammad: Yes, barakAllahu Feek!

Yanal: Nooo waaaay!! Muhammad?? Gunshot wounds? * finally my chance to ask if I can be mod!*

Amatul Malik: Don't you have an operation to be performing? On Iqram... *points to Iqram*

Yanal: Who cares about him! It's Muhammad...He got SHOT!! OMG!! With a REAL gun...a REAL GUN!!

Amatul Malik: Uh...Right.

Iqram: ...Whaaat?? Are you people for real?

Yanal: Put a sock in it, you've been a mod before! Even if it was a reserve...

Iqram: You...You....

Amatul Malik: I could do it

Yanal: Yeah yeah do whatever! So...Brother Muhammad Let's get started.

Muhammad: I really don't mind waiting, insha'Allah.

Yanal: It's sorted brother, it's sorted I'm such a good ward manager...See how I handled it?

Muhammad: Masha'Allah...You're promoted. Let's get on with the surgery now...there are many waiting and I don't want to keep them.

Yanal: You're not as cool as I expected

Muhammad:
Muhammad gets taken away, while Harun holds Woodrow back and has a word with him.

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Harun: So urm..How did it happen?

Woodrow: I shot him..But it was completely accidental.

Harun: which part are you about?

Woodrow: Ha! young nurse...you have a lot to learn...I'm just kidding. It was an accident, I was just fixing my revolver and Muhammad happened to be the closest guy in the office! Ever since being promoted I've been really stressed...

Harun: Ah I can understand...being a nurse is hard enough. ...

Woodrow: yye....right....

Harun: urm..anyways, you ought to get rid of that revolver, it's not safe anymore.

Woodrow: Maybe...WHAT ON EARTH?? This revolver is older than you! Kids! No regard for the old!

Harun: *BLIP BLIP*...oooh there goes my pager, gotta run.

Woodrow: That's right, you run! [To revolver] Don't listen to him, I'll never leave you
To be continued...[I'm really short on time ]

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Lol, looking forward to the next one
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Yanal: Who cares about him! It's Muhammad...He got SHOT!! OMG!! With a REAL gun...a REAL GUN!!
Yeah. Who cares about him.
   
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[quote]Yanal: Nooo waaaay!! Muhammad?? Gunshot wounds? * finally my chance to ask if I can be mod!*[/QUIOTE]
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^^Yea dat was funni LOL. I wana readddd mooooreeee =D
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Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-14-2007

lol looks like this thread is still up and running! hilarious posts by ppl....

people always told me the quiet ones were the sly ones...no hints to anyone tho....

look forward to reading some more Insha'Allah....
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The quiet ones r sly cuz they usually spend more time listening/observing rather than just running their mouth...=)
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people always told me the quiet ones were the sly ones...no hints to anyone tho....
I think that might be true in some cases. It's always the quiet ones.

But, not if we're talking about Muhammad, mashaAllah.
   
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