"Behind the Scenes" of LI - Page 38

Islamic Bro · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-20-2007

copied it from my last series i think people like it if not i will change no prob

and should i start typing the story today or on wenesday if you guys can wait

zarhad · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-20-2007

what does behind the scenes of li mean?

Islamic Bro · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-20-2007

ah like really looking in Li how they coprate and comedy

Skye Ephémérine · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-20-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Muwahhidah

Why on earth is Khaldun called Sheldon?

an I dream of Genie thing?
here is one of those threads one never knew existed... hmmmmmmmm

Skye Ephémérine · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-20-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by zarhad

what does behind the scenes of li mean?

You know people working behind the scene of load Islam (LI)... the originals

zarhad · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-20-2007

ahhhhh thanks, lol

Islamic Bro · 01:23 AM

Kitty: Next
Muhammad: Yes I like to go to Sheldon interrupts hey kitty I am your boss b4 Muhammad and I like to go to the same place as MuhammadKitty: Ok…. *weird* where do you want to go Muhammad sir

Muhammad: Well I am going on a business meeting for expanding out Airport Business to Canada and get Canadian pilots to transfer here in England and plus I have to discuss some meetings about LI the Forum

Kitty: Ok sir so one Canada flight which city..?

Muhammad: Vancouver

Sheldon: and for 2 people window seat
Kitty: Ok here are your tickets

Muhammad and Sheldon Go in the waiting room and wait for 3hours to pass by

Sheldon: My watch is going tick tuck but the big hand of the clock isn’t moving

Muhammad takes his laptop out and ignores Sheldon
Sheldon: Man why did you have to become a admin and then take over my position I am the lowest admin

Kitty announces on the P.A. Mr. Muhammad and Mr. Sheldon you both have a call please come to booth number 12 and 13
So Muhammad and Sheldon went to their booths
Muhammad: Asalam alakum warkmatulah wabarkatuh who is it

Sajid: You ready for the big meetings and the expand of our business
Muhammad: Yes but I got a big disaster with me

Sajid: What happened did the plan get hijacked

Muhammad: No Sheldon is with me

Sajid: No worries I got a plan when he gets of the phone to this…sajid telling the plan to Muhammad

Muhammad: Ok

Both of them got of the phone

Sheldon: Who was it for you

Muhammad: Ah brother Sajid reminding me about the meetings and he told me the name of our new pilots

Sheldon: Nice mine was from Texas. Muhammad interrupts Sheldon can you go and tell kitty to come here no questions pleaseeee

Sheldon: Ok
While the announcement of the flight departure was on but Sheldon was to worried about Muhammad and the next thing he knows his Plane is departure in front of him and he is seeing Muhammad from the window sitting down

Islamic Bro · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-20-2007

Muhammad sits down in relief of pain

Muhammad thinks wow man I finally got rid of SheldonWhile he is thinking the plane starts to move and then stops and Muhammad yells: what’s the hold up

The Pilot says we got a message to stop the plane a passenger is joining Muhammad thinking that passenger can’t be Sheldon

After 9hours they arrive in Canada, Vancouver and Muhammad comes out of the plane and out of the airport He looks around at the nice cars and thinks hey I should have one of those cars, then all of a sudden his phone rings he picks up and

Alpha Dude: Hi Muhammad you here at the Airport me and the new pilots are coming on our way to pick you up

Muhammad: Ok which type of car

Alpha Dude: The car you are looking at

Muhammad: Oh man you mean that limo

Alpha Dude: No behind that

Muhammad: Ah man ok and is that Sheldon with you and Woodrow and Iqram

Alpha Dude: yes they wanna be the pilots and the mods of the forum

Muhammad: Ok but how did Sheldon come here

Alpha Dude: Oh you mean Br. Khaldun he came by express plane he charted it in case you did that trick

Muhammad: Ah*scared* Yeh about that whatever let’s see the pilots names

Alpha Dude: Well you know Woodrow and Iqram and the two new pilots are I! And Yanal!

Muhammad: Ok you are hired Alpha and Asalam alakum Yanal

Yanal: Walakum asalam Sir

Muhammad: No need to be formal your sir is only Allah (Swt) let’s get on business meaning on a test flight

So Everyone goes on a test flight and everyone passed except Iqram

Muhammad: Iqram you failed retest

He kept on failing and failing till he got so mad that he threw Muhammad out of the plane and when he did he realized that everyone put their dummies on the plane so they would go to sleep! And they also putted a cd player, which always said you failedWhen Iqram went to the hotel he went to Muhammad’s room and threw him out of the building but sadly it was a dummy

Iqram was so mad that he was like hey I am going to be a pilot and that is finale but I am going to have to study so he studied and studied(boring huh)Then he came to Muhammad and said..

Iqram: I want to take one more retest and he did it and he passed and then Muhammad did all the meetings and opened a airport in Canada and then they went back to England

Then sajid said:Nice work we got our pilots but We need pute english pilots not accent pilots and they should be at least 20years not 11 or 12 and not 67

**Woodrow** · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-20-2007

Airport Attendent: "Somebody call an ambulance? There is an old man in the storage room and he keeps getting up then falls face first on the floor"

Muhammad:: That is Brother Woodrow. He is just saying his prayers.

Airport Attendent: "I know you guys do that a lot, but the rest of you finished a long time ago, he is still at it."

Muhammad: "I would say he is making certain he has said them properly without error. I imagine he had a lot of Du'as to make also. He is going to be Yanal's Co-Pilot. That can be hazardous"

Yanal: "Watch it Muhammad any complaints about my flying and you ride on the wing."

Skye Ephémérine · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-20-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Woodrow

Airport Attendent: "Somebody call an ambulance? There is an old man in the storage room and he keeps getting up then falls face first on the floor"

Muhammad:: That is Brother Woodrow. He is just saying his prayers.

Airport Attendent: "I know you guys do that a lot, but the rest of you finished a long time ago, he is still at it."

Muhammad: "I would say he is making certain he has said them properly without error. I imagine he had a lot of Du'as to make also. He is going to be Yanal's Co-Pilot. That can be hazardous"

Yanal: "Watch it Muhammad any complaints about my flying and you ride on the wing."

ROFL

that is deliciously clever!

Kittygyal · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-20-2007

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL yanal your cute ahahaha soo weird ahahaha

**Alpha Dude™** · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-20-2007

LOL, very creative, mashaAllah!

Quote:

He kept on failing and failing till he got so mad that he threw Muhammad out of the plane

Pk_#2 · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-20-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Woodrow

Airport Attendent: "Somebody call an ambulance? There is an old man in the storage room and he keeps getting up then falls face first on the floor"

Muhammad:: That is Brother Woodrow. He is just saying his prayers.

Airport Attendent: "I know you guys do that a lot, but the rest of you finished a long time ago, he is still at it."

Muhammad: "I would say he is making certain he has said them properly without error. I imagine he had a lot of Du'as to make also. He is going to be Yanal's Co-Pilot. That can be hazardous"

Yanal: "Watch it Muhammad any complaints about my flying and you ride on the wing."

Aaaaaaaaaaa haaaa haaaa

Al-Zaara · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 08-20-2007

SubhanAllah, people.

You've all got soooo much talent! MashaAllah!!! I'm deeply impressed.

Tania · 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Woodrow

Yanal: "Watch it Muhammad any complaints about my flying and you ride on the wing."

Thats the free speech

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Islamic Bro Not Perfect Status: Offline Posts: 972 Reputation: 2939 Rep Power: 13 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-20-2007 copied it from my last series i think people like it if not i will change no prob and should i start typing the story today or on wenesday if you guys can wait __________________ Asalam Alaykum Warakmatulahi Wabarakatuh. Bless you for the time you spend looking at this signature. Pray for the non-believers that they become believers in time for the day of judgement.

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zarhad LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 188 Reputation: 155 Rep Power: 8 Join Date: Aug 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-20-2007 what does behind the scenes of li mean?

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Islamic Bro Not Perfect Status: Offline Posts: 972 Reputation: 2939 Rep Power: 13 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-20-2007 ah like really looking in Li how they coprate and comedy __________________ Asalam Alaykum Warakmatulahi Wabarakatuh. Bless you for the time you spend looking at this signature. Pray for the non-believers that they become believers in time for the day of judgement.

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zarhad LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 188 Reputation: 155 Rep Power: 8 Join Date: Aug 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-20-2007 ahhhhh thanks, lol

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Islamic Bro Not Perfect Status: Offline Posts: 972 Reputation: 2939 Rep Power: 13 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-20-2007 Kitty: Next *Muhammad: Yes I like to go to Sheldon interrupts hey kitty I am your boss b4 Muhammad and I like to go to the same place as MuhammadKitty: Ok…. weird* where do you want to go Muhammad sir Muhammad: Well I am going on a business meeting for expanding out Airport Business to Canada and get Canadian pilots to transfer here in England and plus I have to discuss some meetings about LI the Forum Kitty: Ok sir so one Canada flight which city..? Muhammad: Vancouver Sheldon: and for 2 people window seat Kitty: Ok here are your tickets Muhammad and Sheldon Go in the waiting room and wait for 3hours to pass by Sheldon: My watch is going tick tuck but the big hand of the clock isn’t moving Muhammad takes his laptop out and ignores Sheldon Sheldon: Man why did you have to become a admin and then take over my position I am the lowest admin Kitty announces on the P.A. Mr. Muhammad and Mr. Sheldon you both have a call please come to booth number 12 and 13 So Muhammad and Sheldon went to their booths Muhammad: Asalam alakum warkmatulah wabarkatuh who is it Sajid: You ready for the big meetings and the expand of our business Muhammad: Yes but I got a big disaster with me Sajid: What happened did the plan get hijacked** Muhammad: No Sheldon is with me Sajid: No worries I got a plan when he gets of the phone to this…sajid telling the plan to Muhammad Muhammad: Ok Both of them got of the phone Sheldon: Who was it for you Muhammad: Ah brother Sajid reminding me about the meetings and he told me the name of our new pilots Sheldon: Nice mine was from Texas. Muhammad interrupts Sheldon can you go and tell kitty to come here no questions pleaseeee Sheldon: Ok While the announcement of the flight departure was on but Sheldon was to worried about Muhammad and the next thing he knows his Plane is departure in front of him and he is seeing Muhammad from the window sitting down __________________ Asalam Alaykum Warakmatulahi Wabarakatuh. Bless you for the time you spend looking at this signature. Pray for the non-believers that they become believers in time for the day of judgement. Last edited by Islamic Bro; 08-20-2007 at 01:23 AM.

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Islamic Bro Not Perfect Status: Offline Posts: 972 Reputation: 2939 Rep Power: 13 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-20-2007 Muhammad sits down in relief of pain Muhammad thinks wow man I finally got rid of SheldonWhile he is thinking the plane starts to move and then stops and Muhammad yells: what’s the hold up The Pilot says we got a message to stop the plane a passenger is joining Muhammad thinking that passenger can’t be Sheldon After 9hours they arrive in Canada, Vancouver and Muhammad comes out of the plane and out of the airport He looks around at the nice cars and thinks hey I should have one of those cars, then all of a sudden his phone rings he picks up and Alpha Dude: Hi Muhammad you here at the Airport me and the new pilots are coming on our way to pick you up Muhammad: Ok which type of car Alpha Dude: The car you are looking at Muhammad: Oh man you mean that limo Alpha Dude: No behind that Muhammad: Ah man ok and is that Sheldon with you and Woodrow and Iqram Alpha Dude: yes they wanna be the pilots and the mods of the forum Muhammad: Ok but how did Sheldon come here Alpha Dude: Oh you mean Br. Khaldun he came by express plane he charted it in case you did that trick *Muhammad: Ahscared* Yeh about that whatever let’s see the pilots names Alpha Dude: Well you know Woodrow and Iqram and the two new pilots are I! And Yanal! Muhammad: Ok you are hired Alpha and Asalam alakum Yanal Yanal: Walakum asalam Sir Muhammad: No need to be formal your sir is only Allah (Swt) let’s get on business meaning on a test flight So Everyone goes on a test flight and everyone passed except Iqram Muhammad: Iqram you failed retest He kept on failing and failing till he got so mad that he threw Muhammad out of the plane and when he did he realized that everyone put their dummies on the plane so they would go to sleep! And they also putted a cd player, which always said you failedWhen Iqram went to the hotel he went to Muhammad’s room and threw him out of the building but sadly it was a dummy Iqram was so mad that he was like hey I am going to be a pilot and that is finale but I am going to have to study so he studied and studied(boring huh)Then he came to Muhammad and said.. Iqram: I want to take one more retest and he did it and he passed and then Muhammad did all the meetings and opened a airport in Canada and then they went back to England Then sajid said:Nice work we got our pilots but We need pute english pilots not accent pilots and they should be at least 20years not 11 or 12 and not 67** __________________ Asalam Alaykum Warakmatulahi Wabarakatuh. Bless you for the time you spend looking at this signature. Pray for the non-believers that they become believers in time for the day of judgement.

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Woodrow Abdullah Muhammad Status: Online Posts: 10,975 Reputation: 54815 Rep Power: 93 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Minnesota Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-20-2007 Airport Attendent: "Somebody call an ambulance? There is an old man in the storage room and he keeps getting up then falls face first on the floor" Muhammad:: That is Brother Woodrow. He is just saying his prayers. Airport Attendent: "I know you guys do that a lot, but the rest of you finished a long time ago, he is still at it." Muhammad: "I would say he is making certain he has said them properly without error. I imagine he had a lot of Du'as to make also. He is going to be Yanal's Co-Pilot. That can be hazardous" Yanal: "Watch it Muhammad any complaints about my flying and you ride on the wing." __________________

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Kittygyal Im a Cat! Status: Offline Posts: 13,000 Reputation: 13739 Rep Power: 47 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Yard سولجا_جيال Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-20-2007 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL yanal your cute ahahaha soo weird ahahaha

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Al-Zaara LI's Hanafi Status: Offline Posts: 3,617 Reputation: 34877 Rep Power: 63 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Finland Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 08-20-2007 SubhanAllah, people. You've all got soooo much talent! MashaAllah!!! I'm deeply impressed. __________________