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| B O R E D   Status: Offline Posts: 942 Reputation: 2864 Rep Power: 12   Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim |  Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
08-20-2007
copied it from my last series i think people like it if not i will change no prob
__________________ and should i start typing the story today or on wenesday if you guys can wait Asalam Alaykum Warakmatulahi Wabarakatuh. Bless you for the time you spend looking at this signature. Pray for the non-believers that they become believers in time for the day of judgement. |
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| B O R E D Status: Offline Posts: 942 Reputation: 2864 Rep Power: 12 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
08-20-2007
ah like really looking in Li how they coprate and comedy
__________________ Asalam Alaykum Warakmatulahi Wabarakatuh. Bless you for the time you spend looking at this signature. Pray for the non-believers that they become believers in time for the day of judgement. |
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| Y R U looking here?  Status: Offline Posts: 6,446 Reputation: 37368 Rep Power: 65 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Where ever I go, there I am, and I go often.. Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
08-20-2007
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here is one of those threads one never knew existed... hmmmmmmmm   For the skeptic, no amount of proof will be enough, and for the believer, no amount of proof is necessary. Vous n'arriverez pas à me berner si facilement !   | |
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| Y R U looking here? Status: Offline Posts: 6,446 Reputation: 37368 Rep Power: 65 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Where ever I go, there I am, and I go often.. Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
08-20-2007
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 For the skeptic, no amount of proof will be enough, and for the believer, no amount of proof is necessary. Vous n'arriverez pas à me berner si facilement ! | |
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| B O R E D Status: Offline Posts: 942 Reputation: 2864 Rep Power: 12 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
08-20-2007
Kitty: Next
__________________Muhammad: Yes I like to go to Sheldon interrupts hey kitty I am your boss b4 Muhammad and I like to go to the same place as MuhammadKitty: Ok…. *weird* where do you want to go Muhammad sir Muhammad: Well I am going on a business meeting for expanding out Airport Business to Canada and get Canadian pilots to transfer here in England and plus I have to discuss some meetings about LI the Forum Kitty: Ok sir so one Canada flight which city..? Muhammad: Vancouver Sheldon: and for 2 people window seat Kitty: Ok here are your tickets Muhammad and Sheldon Go in the waiting room and wait for 3hours to pass by Sheldon: My watch is going tick tuck but the big hand of the clock isn’t moving Muhammad takes his laptop out and ignores Sheldon Sheldon: Man why did you have to become a admin and then take over my position I am the lowest admin Kitty announces on the P.A. Mr. Muhammad and Mr. Sheldon you both have a call please come to booth number 12 and 13 So Muhammad and Sheldon went to their booths Muhammad: Asalam alakum warkmatulah wabarkatuh who is it Sajid: You ready for the big meetings and the expand of our business Muhammad: Yes but I got a big disaster with me Sajid: What happened did the plan get hijacked Muhammad: No Sheldon is with me Sajid: No worries I got a plan when he gets of the phone to this…sajid telling the plan to Muhammad Muhammad: Ok Both of them got of the phone Sheldon: Who was it for you Muhammad: Ah brother Sajid reminding me about the meetings and he told me the name of our new pilots Sheldon: Nice mine was from Texas. Muhammad interrupts Sheldon can you go and tell kitty to come here no questions pleaseeee Sheldon: Ok While the announcement of the flight departure was on but Sheldon was to worried about Muhammad and the next thing he knows his Plane is departure in front of him and he is seeing Muhammad from the window sitting down Asalam Alaykum Warakmatulahi Wabarakatuh. Bless you for the time you spend looking at this signature. Pray for the non-believers that they become believers in time for the day of judgement. |
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| B O R E D Status: Offline Posts: 942 Reputation: 2864 Rep Power: 12 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
08-20-2007
Muhammad sits down in relief of pain
__________________Muhammad thinks wow man I finally got rid of SheldonWhile he is thinking the plane starts to move and then stops and Muhammad yells: what’s the hold up The Pilot says we got a message to stop the plane a passenger is joining Muhammad thinking that passenger can’t be Sheldon After 9hours they arrive in Canada, Vancouver and Muhammad comes out of the plane and out of the airport He looks around at the nice cars and thinks hey I should have one of those cars, then all of a sudden his phone rings he picks up and Alpha Dude: Hi Muhammad you here at the Airport me and the new pilots are coming on our way to pick you up Muhammad: Ok which type of car Alpha Dude: The car you are looking at Muhammad: Oh man you mean that limo Alpha Dude: No behind that Muhammad: Ah man ok and is that Sheldon with you and Woodrow and Iqram Alpha Dude: yes they wanna be the pilots and the mods of the forum Muhammad: Ok but how did Sheldon come here Alpha Dude: Oh you mean Br. Khaldun he came by express plane he charted it in case you did that trick Muhammad: Ah*scared* Yeh about that whatever let’s see the pilots names Alpha Dude: Well you know Woodrow and Iqram and the two new pilots are I! And Yanal! Muhammad: Ok you are hired Alpha and Asalam alakum Yanal Yanal: Walakum asalam Sir Muhammad: No need to be formal your sir is only Allah (Swt) let’s get on business meaning on a test flight So Everyone goes on a test flight and everyone passed except Iqram Muhammad: Iqram you failed retest He kept on failing and failing till he got so mad that he threw Muhammad out of the plane and when he did he realized that everyone put their dummies on the plane so they would go to sleep! And they also putted a cd player, which always said you failedWhen Iqram went to the hotel he went to Muhammad’s room and threw him out of the building but sadly it was a dummy Iqram was so mad that he was like hey I am going to be a pilot and that is finale but I am going to have to study so he studied and studied(boring huh)Then he came to Muhammad and said.. Iqram: I want to take one more retest and he did it and he passed and then Muhammad did all the meetings and opened a airport in Canada and then they went back to England Then sajid said:Nice work we got our pilots but We need pute english pilots not accent pilots and they should be at least 20years not 11 or 12 and not 67 Asalam Alaykum Warakmatulahi Wabarakatuh. Bless you for the time you spend looking at this signature. Pray for the non-believers that they become believers in time for the day of judgement. |
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| Abdullah Muhammad   Status: Offline Posts: 10,688 Reputation: 49067 Rep Power: 85 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Minnesota Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
08-20-2007
Airport Attendent: "Somebody call an ambulance? There is an old man in the storage room and he keeps getting up then falls face first on the floor"
__________________Muhammad:: That is Brother Woodrow. He is just saying his prayers. Airport Attendent: "I know you guys do that a lot, but the rest of you finished a long time ago, he is still at it." Muhammad: "I would say he is making certain he has said them properly without error. I imagine he had a lot of Du'as to make also. He is going to be Yanal's Co-Pilot. That can be hazardous" Yanal: "Watch it Muhammad any complaints about my flying and you ride on the wing."       |
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| Y R U looking here? Status: Offline Posts: 6,446 Reputation: 37368 Rep Power: 65 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Where ever I go, there I am, and I go often.. Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
08-20-2007
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 that is deliciously clever! For the skeptic, no amount of proof will be enough, and for the believer, no amount of proof is necessary. Vous n'arriverez pas à me berner si facilement ! | |
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| LI Oldskool  Status: Offline Posts: 11,618 Reputation: 26435 Rep Power: 60 Join Date: Dec 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
08-20-2007
That was hilarious! Nice one Yan... Quote:
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Online Posts: 4,034 Reputation: 43785 Rep Power: 73 Join Date: Mar 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
08-20-2007
 LOL, very creative, mashaAllah! Quote:
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| LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 11,618 Reputation: 26435 Rep Power: 60 Join Date: Dec 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
08-20-2007
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yeah...that sounds nothing like me  Astaghfirullah, as a matter of fact I'm always failing stuff  | |
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| 'Slightly' mental_ Status: Offline Posts: 8,096 Reputation: 29312 Rep Power: 60 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: UK Way of Life: Muslim |  Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
08-20-2007
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Aaaaaaaaaaa haaaa haaaa   I request all brothers and sisters to make du'aa for ME. That Allah grants me shifaa. Abu-Darda' reported: I heard the Messenger of Allah (Salallahu Alayhi Wassalam) saying, "Whenever a Muslim supplicates for his Muslim brother in his absence, the angels say: `May the same be for you too'.'' | |
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