Masha Allah at last you posted it! Good work...

salaam,

wicked post again sis! mashAllah i always knew you had the creativity...

and lol at the smell part!

wassalam

You need to include the LI veterans who have been here since the birth of LI - moi, Genius and erm. yeah, me and genius.

Otherwise: fantabulastic. Loving that zAk touch: hmmmmm in part 1 - hahaha. Part 2 was good too.

omg omg omg... dis is soo funny.,... hilarious.. toog ood sis rizz!



waitin for part 3!

really creative...good job charishma

Assalamu Alaikum

Plans have changed...

Characters In this Part:




Interview Room:

Ah yes, the interview room. The place where full members come in to request to become moderators. zAk is sitting on a big comfy chair reading received resumes. There’s a near by telecommunicator in which he uses to call his messenger-metz (metsudaistwice)

zAk: *clicks button* Salam, call in Iqram plz.

Metz: w’salaam, he’ll be right in w’salaam

Soon, there’s a quiet knock on the door.

zAk: Come in.

Iqram slowly opens the door.

zAk: Have a seat, would you like anything to drink?

Iqram sits down on a hard chair. Anxiousness overcomes him.

Iqram: ah, no I’m fine Jazak Allah.

zAk: well I’m thirsty *clicks button* salaam bring in some water

Metz: *silence*

zAk: hello?? Anyone there?? *hits the buzzer button*

Metz: *no answer*

zAk looks at Iqram

zAk: *nervous laugh* he must be busy (“he better be ” zAk thinks to himself)

Iqram: yes, must be *looks around room*

zAk: *cicks button* Metz, I’m thirsty!! Where are you?! You better have not turned the power off at your end.

Metz: *pause* salaam, I’m here, I’m here, what do you want??

zAk: bring in some water.

Metz: What kind?

zAk: The kind with one oxygen atom and 2 hydrogen atoms is there really any other kind?

Metz: Well we have spring water, sugar water, purified water, flavored water, and plain tap water with your daily source of chlorine, iron, etc.

zAk: how bout some purified..

Metz: Evion? Aquafina? Dasani? Volvic?

zAk: Why don’t you just go to Saudi and get me zam zam water, they only have one kind of that.

zAk starts to laugh at his joke, Iqram stares at him wondering what’s next of his fate that this crazy man holds

Metz: Not funny bro, ill get you your water, w’salaam

zAk turns his attention back to Iqram

zAk: soo, you wanna be a mod?

Iqram: yes I do , ermm you got my application?

zAk: yes, all 20 of them…

Iqram: I thought there might have been some technical difficulties with the server or something, since no one was replying…

zAk mumbles something about computer complications and patience as he is writing.

zAk: Do you have any past experiences of being a mod? If so state which forums; if you are still part of their staff; and if you ever were laid off for any reasons; and if not, just say no.

Iqram: say “no” to which part?

zAk: *sigh* do you have any past experiences?

Iqram: If I say no, will I be rejected?

zAk: hmmm…*raises eyebrow*

Iqram: *lowers head* no.

zAk: Any negative behavior in the past that may affect your work here at LI?

Iqram: Well, there was this one time when the Imam’s son was…

zAk: *cough*

Iqram: oh that’s not what you were asking was it??

Metz walks in with a tray and water.

Metz: salaam, your water, w’salaam

He proceeds to leave.

zAk: wait one sec, why’d you take so long to answer?

Metz: What do you mean, I brought you your water right away.

zAk: No, I was calling you many times, but no answer, even Iqram saw.

He turns to Iqram waiting for him to respond as a witness to the incident

Iqram: yes, I did

Metz: Oh.. I was just erm.. I didn’t hear you, bad connection I guess..

zAk: hmmm…You were listening to SS weren’t you??

Metz: Oh, *changes subject* do you hear that??

zAk and Iqram go silent to hear.

zAk: No, what?

Metz: Kadafi is calling, erm.. gotta go, w’salaam

Metz rushes out of the door.

zAk: Kadafi? Kadafi went home…. He was listening to SS!

Iqram waits patiently.

zAk: Ahem, anyways, If v were to select you, which sections would you want? *takes a sip of water*

Iqram: Well I thought that maybe the---

zAk: *interrupts* ahh this water is warm! *clicks button* salaam, bring in some ice. Why’d you bring in warm water??

Metz: *silent*

zAk: helloo??

Metz: umm..salaam

zAk: I told you not to listen to SS on the job! You get emotional and tune the rest out.

Metz: Sorry, its just that….its so beautiful ekhi

Iqram gets emotional and steps up to the telecom

Iqram: I agree with you man, SS is the best! You keep on listening bro!

zAk looks at Iqram wondering why he’s all up on his telecom

Metz: I know, heard he’s leading fajr prayer. His reciting was so amazing today.

zAk: you know SST is also the besssst!

Metz: NO way ekhi, SS is awesome!

zAk: Ah, hes gud, but like I said, SST is equally as great!

Iqram: Metz, did you hear when he recited surah al fatiha.

Metz: yea ekhi, have it right here ;)

zAk: *rolls eyes* I’ll get my water myself. *sigh* ah lazy kids.

zAk is walking out as Iqram and metz are continuing their conversation over the telecom. Iqram makes himself at home and sits on zAk’s chair. zAk turns around

zAk: you get the hard chair, big chair is mine

Iqram: ah, yea sorry

zAk leaves the room

Metz: so whatchya doing there?

Iqram: Interview.

Metz: How’s it going?

Iqram: I dunno, have a feeling I’m not gonna get it.

Metz: Well you’ll get it Inshallah, have patience
Iqram: Barak Allahu feek.

Metz: wa feek.

Iqram: *scrambles* I hear zAk comng back

Metz: Oh, I better go before he yells at me for making him get his own drink, w’salaam

zAk returns

zAk: ok, finally I got some nice cool water.

Iqram: yea..

zAk: so you were saying, which sections??

Iqram: I wanted the generals, possibly the –

zAk: *Interups* watch this, Imma catch him listening to SS again *clicks button, smiles evilly*

Iqram: All right! Man I quit!!

zAk: you werent even hired in the first place

Iqram: well I quit the interview!! You ask me a question, then I try to answer, then you interrupt, I got a life too ya know!!

Iqram leaves and shuts the door, silence prevails over the room.

Metz: *clicks button* lost another one huh?

zAk: What!? How’d you know?

Metz: ekhi, your finger was on the telecom the whole time…

zAk: oh, yea…

Metz: well, did you want something?

zAk: umm, no I sorta forgot..

Metz: oh ok…

zAk is about to turn off the comp when he suddenly gets 20 more applications

Metz: Iqram?

zAk: yeaaaap….

Metz: poor guy, he’s never gonna get the job is he? Infact, you rejected 12 people this week…scared you’ll get replaced or something??

zAk: replaced?? Nahhh, no one can replace me

fi aman Allah
w'salaam

ROFLMAO !! hahahahahhahahahah ! omg tht is hilarioussss ! im laughin like crazzzzzzzzzy ! jazakallah for this sis man ! lookin forward to the next one

Salam,

LOL, poor Iqram

Nice one, you got zAk's personality pegged completely!

He is evil, pure EVIL

I might get banned for saying that even


zAk: I rule

Alpha Dude: Shut it sis.

Haha! The third one was awesome!

wa alaikum assalam

Ditto ^



Looking forward to the next one charisma! ;)

Assalamu Alaikum

Characters In this Scene:


THE NEXT WEEK:

Kadafi walks through the main room again

Kadafi: *big sigh* well we're not closing it down, not anytime soon atleast.

ZAk and Farhan have a "what!? why!?" look upon their faces, Muhammed has a "haha i told you so!" expression on his.

Kadafi: I cant go through anymore of those "can we have/get/want/etc." threads--and i have a feeling once it closes were going to get a lot of those concerning re-having a marriage section.

Farhan: But we can delete those, we'll take care of the rest, all you would have to do is close it.

Kadafi: We cant lose members over this, ekhi. So its just gonna stay there, besides *laughs* you all can get some advice in case you ever fall in love with with a peg-legged, patch-eyed woman with a good iman. They should have a similar thread somewhere in that section if you search!

Farhan: *mumbles under breath* Im already married tho...

Kadafi: rubbing it in for us eh ekhi??

Farhan: yea

Muhammed: mmmmMMmmmmMMmm biryaanniii..

Everyone stares at muhammed. zAk hits muhammed as if he were daydreaming.

Muahmmed: what?? dont any of you smell that??

Everyone: no..no, not at all..no.. 8-)

Kadafi: I guess its time for me to get back to work.

Muhammed: come on! dont you smell that??

Khaldun: *laughs*

IN THE MAIN ROOM

All the mods are enjoying a nice plate of Biryani. The Admins are walking out of the back office when they smell a wiff of it.

Mods: come on guys, sit down, have some.

All the admins attempt to have a seat until two businessmen approach dressed in black tuxedoes and carrying a briefcase in each hand along with shades and hats to match. They place the briefcases onto the table and open it.

Muezzin: Take your pick, we have rolex, Gucci, etc..

Ahmed: but this one says Timex

Minaz gives him a look

Ahmed: uh, I mean, It’s a Rolex with the name scratched of…or something…

Muezzin: *cough* so anyone want one, two, a few?

Minaz: They make great eid gifts ya know.

Muezzin: oh yea, we have some for the lil ones at home, the blind, the deaf, the illiterate..

Fi: hmmm..selling fake brand watches, for name brand prices?? This is fitnah you know…

Minaz: Ekhi, *squints eyes* this whole world is fitnah

Muezzin: true, NEXT!

Mods continue to eat ignoring Muezzin and Minaz

Muezzin: Alright, alright, since I know you all personally, I’ll take 10% off the regular price, how ‘bout it?

Khaldun: BISMILLAH!

Muezzin: oh, you guys are about to dig in… well then, we’ll have business next time, my apologies for the interruption.

Muezzin and Minaz lock their briefcases and proceed to leave.

Minaz: I told you they were busy

Muezzin: No you didn’t

Minaz: Yes, I did.

Muezzin: No you didn’t

Minaz: Yes, I did.

Mezzin: Ok, be quiet, we’re infront of the sister’s room.

Minaz: so what?

Muezzin: Take out briefcase #741, I believe Aamirsaab reloaded it for us.

Minaz: Oh no, I’m not going through that again.

Muezzin: So now we’re scared of girls are we??

Minaz: No, but—

Muezzin: *knocks on door*

Minaz: I’m leaving.. *turns and proceeds to walk away*

Muezzin: shhhhhhh

Minaz: what? *halfway turned towards muezzin*

Muezzin: RUUUUUUUUUUN!

Minaz: WHAT?!

Muezzin: RUN MAN, RUN! *muezzin pushes minaz* *minaz trips*

The sisters all stood in front of the door with a shoe in their hand and a mean
look on their faces. Muezzin runs off leaving Minaz behind.

Minaz: AHHHHHHHHHH!

Muezzin hears Minaz and turns back and tries to rescue him
The sisters attack by shoe throwing.

Muezzin: OK! OK! We’re leavinggg!

Minaz and Muezzin pick themselves up and run away.
They reach the end of the hallway and Muezzin begins to laugh.
Minaz is breathing heavily.

Minaz: What the hell are you laughing for!? I was almost killed!

Muezzin: you were all like “Ahhhh” what kind of scream was that! *laughs hysterically*

Minaz: yea, well you were running like a speeding bullet as if they were after you.

Muezzin: and you TRIPPED! *continues to laugh*

Minaz: One day I’m going to write a book Muezzin *squints eyes*

Muezzin: *stops laughing* ahem..well then, lets get back to business.

Minaz: Those sisters were viscious..especially that tall niqaabi

Muezzin: I know, I don’t think we can get commerce off of them…I guess they were all on diets or something.

Minaz: Yea, I suppose we have to remove suitcase #741 from our list. *takes out writing tablet: ‘note to self: NEVER BRING CHOCOLATES TO SISTERS’*

Farhan walks by.

Far7an: What happened to you two?

Minaz: umm Track team…ya kno to prepare ourselves for the cricket match on Sunday.

Far7an: I see.

Muezzin: yea..

Far7an: I’ll destroy the tape for you guys, It’s enough I had to watch it *shakes head in dissapointment*…

Minaz: they have hidden camcorders in the hallways!?

Far7an: yea, didn’t you read the Attention Notice posted outside the Admin’s office?

Muezzin: No, guess not, well thanks anyways..

Far7an leaves.

Minaz: well THAT was embarrassing.

Muezzin: dude, you have scuff marks on your shoes

Minaz: Yea, I know..I’ll buy some new ones tomorrow.

Muezzin: You just bought those yesterday.

Minaz: yea and? *raises eyebrow*

Muezzin: We’re going to be in debt before we’re able to sell our stocks.

Minaz: Who said I was going to buy them? It was your fault they got scuff marks on them.

Muezzin: Well it was you that tripped

Minaz: Well it was you that PUSHED me!

Muezzin: I didn’t push you, I simply “propelled” you towards safety.

Minaz: Safety is not on the ground, Muezzin.

Muezzin: It was for that incident; they could’ve clocked you with their heels! Luckily you were already ducked on the ground ;)

Minaz: You’re still buying me new shoes.

Muezzin: And you still fell...

Bad news: Probably and most likely the last script..EVER! *Allahu A'lem*
Good news: IT'S YOUR TURN! so yea come on and posts your scripts!

fi aman Allah
w'salaam

wats the special occasion ?

two posts in one day !! lucky us

tht was hilarious !! haha @ the muezzin and minaz bit man !

wicked one sis !! jazakallah !!


awww

*runs and hides*

Assalamu Alaikum

And Barak Allahu feekum wa jazakum Allahu Khair for many things:

-for your comments
-for being awesome ppl!!
-for putting up with me and my lectures
-and others for being some of the closest ppl to me!

May Allah guide you Allah, seriously try hard to please Allah and to do what you can for him, even if it's just a little. I know you all have that potential mashallah, continue to guide others, but don't do it if you aren't guided yourself.

May you all be blessed with a beautiful future!!

To the "around" 14 yr. olds..don't waste your childhood by thinking of marriage (sorry i had to say that)..yea one day it will come inshallah, but keep yourselves occupied with something more important for you to know at that age. oh yea, and respect ur parents..not that no one has, but its just very important, and cuz you're all in that "stage" you might forget those hands that held you when you couldn't hold yourself...

To the admins/mods..May Allah reward you all for your excellent work, seriously this has been the best board I have ever seen..in size, excellence of quality, members, everything!!

to the wanna be mods..be an example, you don't need to have a maroon, blue, red colored username to moderate inshallah, just act mature and you will be treated as such..who knows u might even be offered a moderating job without ever needing to ask..cut it down with the slang as well..you all know who you are lol

to the nonmuslims: sorry if i ever offended any of you, never been my intention and never will be inshallah...may you all be guided inshallah..some of you such as czgibson and glo are excellent gud hearted people. Others such as root and heigou are always fun to refute! lol may we always learn from eachother...

all of you taught me something..even if it was something explicately small, but you don't realize it till you see the change in the person i guess..but don't change except when its for the better inshallah

ok soooo with that being said....

fi aman Allah <<meant it in ever post, will always mean it..May allah protect over you ya ukhati...

walaikum asalaam..