JazakAllah Khar can you tell me the part which you liekd the best sorry if i am being off topic?

Woodrow takes out a sniper and shoots iqram

Iqram: …….

Yanal: speak iqram speak

Ibnabdulhakim: I think Woodrow shot him on the vocal cord or the troat

that cracked me up

i knew it and can you tell me what does graphic mean like the moderator said so graphical

like this siter said very graphic what doe sit mean?

Yeah, it was a bit violent wasn't it?

i'm not sure
mayb u can ask her wen she comes back online

^ oh she did

Ma'salamah

looooooooool poor yanal hahaaa

How wonderful. It'd help a lot if you'd learn the dictionary though. That way, the spellings will be wonderful too. You could decorate it with pink blossoms if you will.

Assalamu Alaikum

Mashallah, some of those scripts were just great!!! Barak Allahu feekum for sharing

Here we go again:

CHARACTERS IN THIS SCENE

*note: Some members' current positions have probably changed since this was written.





It is one of those peaceful days on LI, so it seems…

Akulion is heard on LI’s speakers

Akulion: ….bring a friend and you’ll get 50% off your next appointment! And finally, will DM please come to the office, again, that’s DM—brother Dangerous Minds, office…pronto… that will be all..salaams *turns off mic*

Dangerous Minds is notified and comes directly to Aku’s office

Dangerous Minds: *knocks on door*

Akulion: Come in!

DM: Assalamu Alaikum bro…you called?

Aku: Wa’alaikum asalaam, Yes, yes. Please, have a seat.

DM: *sweating* So what’s the problem bro?

Aku: problem? What makes you so sure there’s a problem?

DM: I’m not sure actually…was just sayin..

Aku: hmmm..*strokes beard*

DM: I mean this is the psych facility, right? heh heh heh

Aku: uh..huuuh

DM: *uncessarily clears throat* soooo…

Aku: Well, the reason I called you down here was because of your name.

DM: Yea …and?

Aku: Not only is it referring to being dangerous, but there’s plurality denoted within. I feel there is a hidden psychological reasoning behind your name. I’m hesitant to ask, but have you ever been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder?

DM:

Aku: Ekhi, I feel some hesitation here, perhaps this is a bit difficult for you to discuss? Or maybe you’re Schizophrenic?

DM: Ekhi, it’s just a name, I don’t ha— *interupted*

Aku: No no, It’s alright. Listen, *leans in* anything that goes on between us is completely confidential all right? I promise you none of it will be discussed with a third party…

DM: I understand all of this ekhi, but really there’s nothing to be discussed, it’s just a na—

Aku: I understand you have some denial issues, but lets take it one step at a time *sips on some tea*

DM: *gets frustrated and stands over Aku’s head* ITS JUST A NAME!!

Aku: *beard peels half way off*

DM: Ekhi your beard just uhh…

Aku: shh! Shh! you didn’t see anything..

DM: but I swear it fell right there in front of me!

Aku: No, no. Impossible! That was just your schizophrenia kicking in. Here! Take these placebos…

DM: Placebos??

Aku: They’re name brand too *winks*

DM: look ekhi, with all due respect, I believe its time for me to leave.

Aku: is that what your “friends” are telling you to do?

DM: *clenches teeth* assalamu alaikum

Aku: ok ok, I confess…my beard…is….a….fake *breaks down*

DM: uhh..okayyy??

Aku: I was bbq’ing the other night and flames shot me in the face—humiliation of my life I tell you…

DM:

Aku: …lost all facial hairs, even my eyebrows! *peels eyebrows off to show*

DM: O my… ….. bro you can put those back on now

Aku: Autumn Brown was the ONLY color I could find *sobs*

DM: Doc, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD put them back on! *turns face away*

Aku: *re-sticks them* ok, they’re on..you can look up now

DM: your left eyebrow is crooked a bit

Aku: *with tears in eyes* do you think they look natural?

DM: uhh

Aku: well?

DM: yup they do

Aku: *sigh*

Awkward silence

DM: so yea.. I’m going to go now

Aku: bro?

DM: yea?

Aku: if anyone asks…tell them its discoloration of some cheap henna

Kadafi interrupts over the speakers

Kadafi: Will all staff come to the Moderators room for some very essential information concerning the future of LI, that is all.

DM: alhemdulilah …I mean uhh …ok well, salaamu ‘alaikum

Aku: wa’alaikum asalaam

As DM is walking out of Aku’s office, Alpha Dude is seen running down the hallway

Alpha Dude: I’m going to be first in that meeting!! He can’t refuse to promote me this time!!

Al-Zaara: *yells* what if he demotes you instead!?

All of the sudden Alpha Dude hesitates to think about the possibility.

Al-Zaara: dang, I didn’t think he’d actually stop

Maw: omg, look at his eyes…

Al-Zaara: RUN, WOMAN, RUN!

Al-Zaara and Maw attempt to escape Alpha Dude’s raging red eyes as he runs to strangle Al-Zaara by the throat

Aku hears the uproar outside of his office and comes out to act as a mediator

Aku: What’s going on here??

In the midst of the commotion, everyone stops to stare at Aku

Aku: *covering his eyebrows* what?? Whats wrong?

Alpha Dude: Dude, whats up with your beard?

Aku: oh..my beard? Nothing is wrong with my beard. Why?? Does it look like there’s something wrong with my beard?? You got beef with my beard?? Huh?

Alpha Dude: Geez, no beef doc…just looks different, that’s all. *whispers to Al-Z* where's that dang bear??

Maw: Yea the color, perhaps

Al-Zaara: yea, I know…is that hazelnut brown?

Aku: of course not! *looks down* its autumn brown

Al-Zaara: Whats the diff-- *maw elbows zaraa* I mean…. it looks good bro

Aku: discoloration of henna

Alpha Dude: No Worries, happens to me all the time

Al-Zaara: haha sure it doessss

Before Alpha Dude could reply with a comeback…kadafi returns to the speakers

Kadafi: Al-Zaara, Mawaddah and Alpha Dude, we are WAITING, salaams

Alpha Dude: I’m Late!

Al-Zaara: me too, again! Its all your fault! *points finger at Alpha Dude all dramatically*

Maw: stop arguing and lets go!

All three enter into the mod room where there are awkwardly greeted with stares.

Al-Zaara: Gosh Dudette, could your shoes be any louder..

Woodrow: where’s that dratted clickety clack a’comin from?

Al-Zaara: *in a blaming tone* Well its coming from ALPHA DUDETTE of coarse!

Alpha Dude: *sulks in seat with a red face*

The rest take a seat in the back as kadafi clears his throat and begins.

Kadafi: yes yes, the rumors are true, I must part from LI

Muhammad: NOOOOO!!

Staff starts whispering

Al-Zaara: did he just say “no”…?

Maw: Guess he had a lot inside to let out

Alpha Dude: *squints eyes in reminisce of when he almost got killed by Muhammad* Believe me, that man has more capabilities than you think…

‘Ubaydullah comes by to speak to Alpha Dude

‘Ubaydullah: Salaam guys

Mods: Wa’alaikum asalaam

‘Ubaydullah: I heard that since Kadafi is leaving, they might promote zAk as admin cuz he’s been here for a long time

Alpha Dude: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha….ha,…zAk taking over LI?….ha!

Alpha suddenly gets smacked in the back of the head by “LI Staff”

*Kadafi’s speech cut short here, everyone gets sad, yada yada yada*

Kadafi: Now as your new Admin, we have brother S!

Muezzin: hmm, reminds me of soup…

‘Ubaydullah: soup…that sounds good right about now

Muezzin: ever had the one with the little letters…FLAME!

Alpha Dude: *disrupting soup convo* Can we please have a little respect for brother S!? Gosh! *starts applauding* Brother S! Brother S! Wuhu!

S: You must be Alpha Dude?

Alpha Dude: well yes! Yes, I am! How did you know??

S: Someone told me that you were trying to suck up to get SMod position, is this correct??

Alpha Dude: *dumbfounded* who would--*gasp* it was zAk! Wasn’t it!?

S: I’m not at liberty to discuss—

Alpha Dude: -- did he use his fake accent to lure you in too!?

S: Fake accent??

Alpha: yea, you know…all those unnecessary ‘v’ sounds…

“LI Staff” slowly passes Alpha glaring right back

S: Bro, are you ok?

Alpha: *puts shades on* If I don’t see him, he can’t see me…

S: who?

Alpha: “LI Staff”

S: you know who that is??

Alpha: Everyone knows, but we fear him.

S: What? Why?

Alpha: Shhhh…I can’t speak any further, I’m being watched. *creeps around the punch bowl*

S: okaaay…

Alpha: I didn’t speak to you, you didn’t speak to me, got it?

S: umm..

Alpha: and if “he” asks if you seen me, reply: “Alpha was not the one that changed his voice and denied you access into the building when you were trying to get through the exterior gates.

S: You denied him access to—

Alpha: Sshhhh…stalkers…

chacha and H4run pop out of no where.

Chacha: ELLO! ELLO!!

H4run: WE HEARD WHAT YOU DID TO LI STAFF!!

Alpha: SHHHH!!!! I didn’t do anything!

Chacha: aww, you don’t have to be modest about it, its ok, we told everyone already!

Alpha: What!?

Chacha: Yea, but no worries, “LI Staff” seems cool with us

H4run: Yea, see look he’s waving…*waves back*

Alpha: Dude that’s not his hand…

H4run: Sure it is!

Alpha: No, that’s his hand and that…that’s a cricket bat!

H4run: so it is! I was wondering what happened to his fingers!

Chacha: I think he wants us to join him in a game of cricket!

Alpha: You know, I highly doubt it

LI Staff: *winks*

Alpha: *cringes*

fi aman Allah
w'salaam

! wow masha'Allah! it's the first time I've ever read a full script as I thought it would be a waste of time but wallahi! it had me laughing out loud! very good Masha'Allah sister