Thread: "Behind the Scenes" of LI

cant wait for part 8-2 from sis charisma! 8-1 was brilliant mashaAllah !!

A competition between the groups would be terrific. Just a suggestion, Mims. =)

Assalamu Alaikum

cant wait for part 8-2 from sis charisma! 8-1 was brilliant mashaAllah !!

lol jazak allahu khair, Inshallah I'll be able to post it soon. I have like 4 parts done, but certain circumstances have prevented me from posting them up *coughcomputersinternetcough*.

A competition between the groups would be terrific. Just a suggestion, Mims. =)

haha, inshallah...I gotta think about that.

fi aman allah
w'salaam

I thought Pixie will be upset because of the Face-off

JihadunNafs: oh shurrup khala Jalebi! I gotta go sacrifice baa, doing it abit early. Ima freeze her and send you the rear for eid ok? Ciao!

*ROFL* OMG that made me crack up!!!

hey r we gonna make chappal kebabs from her too?

chappal is her nick c

JihadunNafs: Baa! mujhey bhook lagi hai aik chappal kebab toh khareed doh na?

Rose_Ice: Hoi?! bhook lagi, woh kesey?? mera toh aadha dimaagh kha liya hai, bhook kahan sey lagi?

JihadunNafs: Iss wajah sey toh bhook lagi hai na, pagal! terey bheyjey mai kuch hota toh khaati na, kuch raha hi nahi hai toh khaaoon keysey?

lol

Originally Posted by Alpha Dude

^Lol bro...you don't know the members here that well...so you might have missed some of the inside jokes.

Hilarious script Charisma.

And no Z, I don't plan on killing you, not any time soon, anyways...

I gotto admit, I have no idea what this thread is about?..but alpha dude..I lovvvvvvvve your siggy

Originally Posted by Al-Mu'minah

Assalaamu Alaikum Wa Rahmatulaahi Wa Barakatuh.

Alright, alright here is part 3!




Glo: Right…but why do women have to cover more….

Amani: The reason cited for the difference in required clothing between men and women in this matter is the difference in their anatomies. Therefore, both men and women are excepted to dress simply, modestly and with dignity. Men have to grow their beards, wear loose and unrevealing clothing from their navel to theirs knee.

Labibah: Check this site out http://muttaqun.com/malehijab.html

Glo: Cool thanks.

Arwa: There are 7/8 conditions of the Hijab:

1. The whole body, except for the exempted parts should be covered.
2. But any veil, which in itself becomes an attraction, is to be avoided.
3. Garments should not be semi-transparent.
4. Dress should not be tight fitting.
5. Garments should not be perfumed.
6. The form of dress should not in any way resemble that of men.
7. It should not resemble that of non-believers.
8. Garments should not reflect worldly honor

searchingsoul: That is a lot regulations…but isn’t that restricting the women’s freedom and free-will to dress as she pleases.

Umm_Shaheed: What? So those that dress scantily are deemed free? No of course, it does not restrict the woman. In fact, it protects her honor. This dress minimizes sexual enticement and degradation in society for both men and women! It is firstly obedience to God. As He is the One who created us and knows what is best for His creation and has decreed the Hijab for the women.

Allah says: "There is no compulsion in the religion." (Surah al-Baqara verse 256)

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reached page 18 lol but regarding the above aayah, isnt it only regarding accpeting islam? because from here its referring to wearing the niqaab isnt it?

Assalamu Alaikum

First off, lemme answer what i missed inshallah.

Originally Posted by sumeyye

but sis...seriously...u need a day job

i like woodrow in em..hes so grumpy.

and i like har4n...he sounds fat...

wheres zak in all of this???

lol I work, I just don't get paid for it

Bro Woodrow? grumpy? nahh never!

lol @ bro h4run, I actually think he may be very thin, and probably short too, allahu a'lem... *don't kill me if I'm totally wrong*

and bro zak...aka abu yahya (yes 'zAk' will still live on forever bro, so stop tryin!) umm well you have to really know LI to know who he is in the scripts..and that would be LI-Staff in the recent ones.

Originally Posted by Yanal

what! a small part for me i want to be in main parts and cool for letting me stay with muhammad(gotta learn stuff).. hack his account(jokes) more plz

Sabrun Jameel , be patient ekhi

Head Admins:

None Featured in this Scene

Administrators of LI (shades included of coarse):

None Featured in this Scene

The SuperMods also referred to as SM's of LI:

None Featured in this Scene

The Moderators, or "Orangies"
None featured in this Scene

LI Members:

Alpha Dude
Chacha_Jalebi (Br. Chacha)
H4run

**note: Characters depicted in scenes are based on real-life people in fictional situations. Attributions may be completely false and used only for humorous reasons. 'LI Scenes' does not reflect my opinion of what I think of others, except that I'm thankful they let me use them in my scripts Jazakum Allahu Khair

PART VIII-II

ROOM 1: Alpha Dude, H4run, Chacha

Chacha: Ello ello!! Whoa! Bunkbeds!

H4run: I call top bunk first!

Chacha: No way! Manz gets top bunk!

H4run: Pfft! in your dreams!

Chacha: In your lifetime!

H4run: But with the laws of gravity, chacha my friend, I predict if you sleep on top, your likelihood of falling will increase to a proportion greater than the chances of you remaining on top!

Chacha: Yes, yes…but trustful companion, if you stay on top, given your phobia of heights, the probability of you having a nightmare will increase your chances dramatically, thus we can take from the laws of gravity and the likelihood of a phobia attack, your chances of remaining on the top bunk during the night are slim to none.

Alpha Dude:

H4run: *hesitates* ugh, fine!

Chacha:

H4run: Darnit Chacha, you really know how to launch someone’s tear ducts!

Chacha: aww I’m sorry bruv

H4run: Did you have to go and mention my phobia

Chacha: ok ok, if you really want to sleep on the top bunk you can have it.

H4run: no no, its ok…I should be the one to apol --

Alpha Dude: *sourly interrupts* Awwww are we friends again? Awwww… *goes to set up a cot*

Chacha:

H4run searches through his personal boxes.

H4run: Look what I have!! *holds up magazine*

Chacha: OMG! NO. YOU. DON’T.

H4run: I think I do! *big grin*

Chacha: It’s the 11th unreleased silver edition of…

H4run: yes, yes!

Chacha: N4BZ (Naseeha 4 Brothers Zine)!

H4run: And look! There’s a “Are You a True Brother” Quiz!

Chacha: Let’s take it!

H4run: Wait, lets call Alpha in here to take it with us.

Alpha walks in annoyed after being called.

Alpha: What?

H4run: We have a few questions to ask you…

Alpha: umm okay??

H4run: Now answer truthfully ok?

Alpha: Ok.

Chacha: now, question one: so lets say IF me and H4run were captured by the KKK and they threatened to kill us by the end of the week unless you make the decision to save just ONE of us, which one of us would it be??

Alpha: seeing as I don’t like either of you, I’ll say neither!

H4run: but which one of us do you dislike more? *flutters lashes*

Chacha: ugh, Come on. Alpha, seriously…

Alpha: Ok ok..so you say I have till the end of the week to make the decision right?

H4run: yep..

Alpha: I’ll pray istikhara hahahaha…

Chacha: :glare:

H4run: Well! If you didn’t want to take the quiz you should’ve just said so!

Alpha: You didn’t tell me I was taking a quiz!

H4run: Cuz we knew you’d say no!

Alpha: So what’s the point of still doing it?

Chacha: Well it doesn’t matter now anyways…

Alpha: Lemme see that quiz *snags magazine*

Alpha: *reads* These questions are lame…

H4run: *offended* They aren’t! go ahead, ask us one …

Alpha: ok…If chacha was being shot at, would you: (a) run in front of him and act as a shield between him and the bullets, and risk getting shot and killed, (b) run away, or (c) hide behind an object while taking pictures of the suspects with your mobile to turn in to the police…? whoa..all these violent questions…

H4run: I would (a) act as a shield!

Chacha: *teary* you would??

H4run: Yea, of course!

Chacha: No way! I wouldn’t let you!

H4run: Why not??

Chacha: I can’t let a brother get killed for me! I’ll push you away and take the bullet of my fate, while yelling “RUNNNN!!!!” then, as the bullet pierces through my soft flesh, I’ll recite my shahada *imagines entire scene in slow motion*

H4run: *tear forms in eye* wow

Alpha: *interrupts the brotherly moment* pffffft, yea right!

Chacha: You’re just jealous of our close brotherly relationship hmph.

Alpha: and the only reason you’d die to keep him from saving you is so you can get hoorul ‘ayn

H4run: *gasp* is that true chach?

Chacha: uhh..no…never!

H4run: LIES! I’ve been living in a relationship of lies this whole time…

Alpha: heh heh heh..now now…I wouldn’t say the whole time.

H4run: Save it! Now I know who my real friends are. I’m not talking to you anymore chacha.

Alpha: Finally some peace and quiet around here!

H4run: In fact, from now on, I’m going to hang out with my real TRUE friend, Alpha.

Alpha: What!!? No, no, you don’t want to do that…I was kidding about the whole hoorul ‘ayn thing, really I was…

Chacha: Who?? Alpha over me?? What?? But, but…

H4run: I don’t wanna hear it chach! no need to be modest Alpha, I guess some people only care about having their cake and eating it too, and speaking of cake, that chocolate fudge one I made yesterday was soooooo good! Too bad I ate it all!

Chacha: You said you dropped it bringing it over!

H4run: I dropped it into my mouth and boy did it taste splendid!

Chacha: evil…

H4run: but I bet you planned to eat cake with your jannah wives innit …

Chacha: yes! Yes, I did! And what are you going to do about it??

H4run: Nothing, cuz you probably need them anyways….heard your last proposal was rejected AGAIN!

Chacha: I don’t know what you’re talking about…

H4run: righttt…you mean you forgot about the niqaabi down the street huh??

Chacha: *blushing* I didn’t propose…

H4run: Then what were you doing inside her house drinking tea with her father the other day…

Chacha: I was just passing my salaams to her father…inside his house…he's an old man! he needed company...

H4run: oh you mean you were sucking up to him, right??

Chacha: lies! stop twisting my words around…

H4run: You don’t even drink tea! And how did he know that you were Oxford material if you weren’t bragging about it??

Alpha: Children, children, please…now why are you letting something that hasn’t even happened change your relationship?? I told you these quizzes are stupid…

Chacha and H4run stop to think for a moment

H4run: You’re the one that mentioned hurul ‘ayn

Alpha: I was merely pointing out the obvious

Chacha: if it was so obvious, did you have to point it out?? I mean are you calling us slow or something??

Alpha: No..

H4run: uh huh..

Alpha: …maybe…kinda…a little? I was just having a little fun ok? !

H4run: Yea, with our emotions!

Chacha: *lets out a big disappointed sigh*

Alpha: *tries to be reassuring* Come on now, I was just kidding…

Chacha: *shakes head in disappointment* I thought you were bigger than that Alph *puts hand on Alpha’s shoulder*…but I guess I was wrong.

Alpha: *feels guilty…in fact, so guilty that its eating him up inside, but no one really cares cuz what he did was wrong, yes WRONG…if this were a movie you’d be hearing his thoughts going WHYYYYYY!!!..ok I’ll stop emphasizing now..just settin the mood ya know…* guys…

Chacha: No, no. I think we should just call it a night for now…come on H4run *both walk away*

Alpha:

* “There’s a Hero” (linked from here) blasts in the background somehow*
(yes, this is an ‘aww’ moment)

fi aman allah
w'salaam

Asalaamualaikum Watrahmatullahi Wabarakatu,

lo0o0o0o0o0o0ol my stomach is hurting now lol. JIzakillah Khair sis Masha Allah that was really nice. lol

Originally Posted by Abu Musab

lol! smily jacker! thats my fave from Ummah btw, that and the rubs eyes one! I'm addited to it