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| Malikaat Falesteen Status: Offline Posts: 1,772 Reputation: 15092 Rep Power: 41 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: I am a traveller, May Jannah be my home ameen Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Assalamu Alaikum
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Bro Woodrow? grumpy? nahh never! lol @ bro h4run, I actually think he may be very thin, and probably short too, and bro zak...aka abu yahya (yes 'zAk' will still live on forever bro, so stop tryin!) umm well you have to really know LI to know who he is in the scripts..and that would be LI-Staff in the recent ones. Quote:
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**note: Characters depicted in scenes are based on real-life people in fictional situations. Attributions may be completely false and used only for humorous reasons. 'LI Scenes' does not reflect my opinion of what I think of others, except that I'm thankful they let me use them in my scripts PART VIII-II ROOM 1: Alpha Dude, H4run, Chacha Chacha: Ello ello!! Whoa! Bunkbeds! H4run: I call top bunk first! Chacha: No way! Manz gets top bunk! H4run: Pfft! in your dreams! Chacha: In your lifetime! H4run: But with the laws of gravity, chacha my friend, I predict if you sleep on top, your likelihood of falling will increase to a proportion greater than the chances of you remaining on top! Chacha: Yes, yes…but trustful companion, if you stay on top, given your phobia of heights, the probability of you having a nightmare will increase your chances dramatically, thus we can take from the laws of gravity and the likelihood of a phobia attack, your chances of remaining on the top bunk during the night are slim to none. Alpha Dude: H4run: *hesitates* ugh, fine! Chacha: H4run: Darnit Chacha, you really know how to launch someone’s tear ducts! ![]() Chacha: aww I’m sorry bruv H4run: Did you have to go and mention my phobia Chacha: ok ok, if you really want to sleep on the top bunk you can have it. H4run: no no, its ok…I should be the one to apol -- Alpha Dude: *sourly interrupts* Awwww are we friends again? Awwww… Chacha: H4run searches through his personal boxes. H4run: Look what I have!! *holds up magazine* Chacha: H4run: I think I do! *big grin* Chacha: It’s the 11th unreleased silver edition of… H4run: yes, yes! Chacha: N4BZ (Naseeha 4 Brothers Zine)! H4run: And look! There’s a “Are You a True Brother” Quiz! Chacha: Let’s take it! H4run: Wait, lets call Alpha in here to take it with us. Alpha walks in annoyed after being called. Alpha: What? H4run: We have a few questions to ask you… Alpha: umm okay?? H4run: Now answer truthfully ok? Alpha: Ok. Chacha: now, question one: so lets say IF me and H4run were captured by the KKK and they threatened to kill us by the end of the week unless you make the decision to save just ONE of us, which one of us would it be?? Alpha: seeing as I don’t like either of you, I’ll say neither! H4run: but which one of us do you dislike more? *flutters lashes* Chacha: ugh, Come on. Alpha: Ok ok..so you say I have till the end of the week to make the decision right? H4run: yep.. Alpha: I’ll pray istikhara hahahaha… Chacha: :glare: H4run: Well! If you didn’t want to take the quiz you should’ve just said so! Alpha: You didn’t tell me I was taking a quiz! H4run: Cuz we knew you’d say no! Alpha: So what’s the point of still doing it? Chacha: Well it doesn’t matter now anyways… Alpha: Lemme see that quiz *snags magazine* Alpha: *reads* These questions are lame… H4run: *offended* They aren’t! Alpha: ok…If chacha was being shot at, would you: (a) run in front of him and act as a shield between him and the bullets, and risk getting shot and killed, (b) run away, or (c) hide behind an object while taking pictures of the suspects with your mobile to turn in to the police…? whoa..all these violent questions… H4run: I would (a) act as a shield! Chacha: *teary* you would?? H4run: Yea, of course! Chacha: H4run: Chacha: I can’t let a brother get killed for me! I’ll push you away and take the bullet of my fate, while yelling “RUNNNN!!!!” then, as the bullet pierces through my soft flesh, I’ll recite my shahada *imagines entire scene in slow motion* H4run: *tear forms in eye* wow Alpha: *interrupts the brotherly moment* pffffft, yea right! Chacha: You’re just jealous of our close brotherly relationship hmph. Alpha: and the only reason you’d die to keep him from saving you is so you can get hoorul ‘ayn H4run: *gasp* is that true chach? Chacha: uhh..no…never! H4run: LIES! I’ve been living in a relationship of lies this whole time… Alpha: heh heh heh..now now…I wouldn’t say the whole time. H4run: Save it! Now I know who my real friends are. I’m not talking to you anymore chacha. Alpha: Finally some peace and quiet around here! H4run: In fact, from now on, I’m going to hang out with my real TRUE friend, Alpha. Alpha: What!!? No, no, you don’t want to do that…I was kidding about the whole hoorul ‘ayn thing, really I was… Chacha: Who?? Alpha over me?? What?? But, but… H4run: I don’t wanna hear it chach! no need to be modest Alpha, I guess some people only care about having their cake and eating it too, and speaking of cake, that chocolate fudge one I made yesterday was soooooo good! Too bad I ate it all! Chacha: You said you dropped it bringing it over! H4run: I dropped it into my mouth and boy did it taste splendid! Chacha: evil… H4run: but I bet you planned to eat cake with your jannah wives innit Chacha: yes! Yes, I did! And what are you going to do about it?? H4run: Nothing, cuz you probably need them anyways….heard your last proposal was rejected AGAIN! Chacha: I don’t know what you’re talking about… H4run: righttt…you mean you forgot about the niqaabi down the street huh?? Chacha: *blushing* I didn’t propose… H4run: Then what were you doing inside her house drinking tea with her father the other day… Chacha: I was just passing my salaams to her father…inside his house…he's an old man! he needed company... H4run: oh you mean you were sucking up to him, right?? Chacha: lies! stop twisting my words around… H4run: You don’t even drink tea! And how did he know that you were Oxford material if you weren’t bragging about it?? Alpha: Children, children, please…now why are you letting something that hasn’t even happened change your relationship?? I told you these quizzes are stupid… Chacha and H4run stop to think for a moment H4run: You’re the one that mentioned hurul ‘ayn Alpha: I was merely pointing out the obvious Chacha: if it was so obvious, did you have to point it out?? I mean are you calling us slow or something?? Alpha: No.. H4run: uh huh.. Alpha: …maybe…kinda…a little? ! H4run: Yea, with our emotions! Chacha: *lets out a big disappointed sigh* Alpha: *tries to be reassuring* Come on now, I was just kidding… Chacha: *shakes head in disappointment* I thought you were bigger than that Alph *puts hand on Alpha’s shoulder*…but I guess I was wrong. Alpha: *feels guilty…in fact, so guilty that its eating him up inside, but no one really cares cuz what he did was wrong, yes WRONG…if this were a movie you’d be hearing his thoughts going WHYYYYYY!!!..ok I’ll stop emphasizing now..just settin the mood ya know…* guys… Chacha: No, no. I think we should just call it a night for now…come on H4run *both walk away* Alpha: ![]() * “There’s a Hero” (linked from here) blasts in the background somehow* (yes, this is an ‘aww’ moment) fi aman allah w'salaam "No pain, no gain." "Pain is weakness leaving the body." "What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger." Allah puts no burden on any person beyond what He has given him. After a difficulty, Allah will soon grant relief. [65:7] | |||||||
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| - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ Status: Offline Posts: 394 Reputation: 2632 Rep Power: 9 Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Asalaamualaikum Watrahmatullahi Wabarakatu,
__________________lo0o0o0o0o0o0ol my stomach is hurting now lol. JIzakillah Khair sis Masha Allah that was really nice. lol * ~ "To Allah we belong and to Him we shall return" ~ * |
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| Status: Offline Posts: 5,451 Reputation: 19403 Rep Power: 49 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: -Locked Up- Sijnul Mu'min - Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | lol! smily jacker! thats my fave from Ummah btw, that and the rubs eyes one! I'm addited to it
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| Li Down2eartH MembeR Status: Offline Posts: 1,914 Reputation: 14135 Rep Power: 33 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ell yoo tee oh En Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Somebody give the sister a medal! Preferably a chocoloate one, then she can enjoy it even more as she tucks into it I must admit, i do like how you've kind of changed our personalities and stuck to the 'theme'. Again, J.K Rowling eat your heart out! Better still eat your friends with the latest Harry Potter books! Then i can get their books, sell them on ebay without reading them and have enough to buy a cake....or two lol JazaakaAllah khair! I had a wrestle with an alligator, i had a tussle with a whale, I handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail! Only last week i murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick, im so mean i make medicine sick "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologise!" |
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| - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ Status: Offline Posts: 394 Reputation: 2632 Rep Power: 9 Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Asalaamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatu,
__________________Here's your medal (sorry couldn't find a chocolate one *rolleyes*) ![]() I like it. It's got stars n stuff. *__* * ~ "To Allah we belong and to Him we shall return" ~ * |
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| Status: Offline Posts: 14,690 Reputation: 46173 Rep Power: 87 Join Date: Feb 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Assalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullah
__________________lol it was good mashaAllah, but a BIT TOO mushy :| i mean whats with all that mushiness lol i wonder if chacha n harun are like that in real life :| iDawah.com Bringing Dawah back..to the future! Shaqiq bin `Abdullah reported: The Companions of the Messenger of Allah (PBUH) did not consider the abandonment of any action as disbelief except neglecting Salat. [At-Tirmidhi] |
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| I Will Rot Status: Offline Posts: 1,541 Reputation: 6482 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: On Stage Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Quote:
O my soul! If you do not wish to be foolish in that way, give in God's name, take in God's name, begin in God's name, and act in God's name. | |
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| RelyingOnlyOnAllaah~ Status: Offline Posts: 12,761 Reputation: 39000 Rep Power: 76 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Jus restin..as a traveller..in the shade of a tree..until I reach my destination = Jannah (Ameen)... Way of Life: Muslim | The H4RUN character is totally real H4RUN.....language and all Good script Mashaa Allaah! |
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| Status: Offline Posts: 14,690 Reputation: 46173 Rep Power: 87 Join Date: Feb 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | says the one who needs an eyetest
__________________iDawah.com Bringing Dawah back..to the future! Shaqiq bin `Abdullah reported: The Companions of the Messenger of Allah (PBUH) did not consider the abandonment of any action as disbelief except neglecting Salat. [At-Tirmidhi] |
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