Yanal: Carry out is ok too, I guess.

Yanal: I’m not a phobic of germs or anything, but it is true that you really don’t know who’s making your pizza now a days.

Yanal: Like this one time this guy was all up in his nose, as if he were digging for gold or something.

lolololololol.....PART VIII-III was da bomb!!...I've never laughed so much at the behind the scenes convo's till now...

LOL!!!

SubhanAllah I laughed too much... May Allah forgive me. SubhanAllah, sis you're really good.

Assalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullaah

That was almost as good as Alpha's script of Muhammad where he chokes Alpha! mashaAllaah !!

Asalaamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatu,

lo0o0o0o0ol Too funny sis lol Jizakillah Khair.

lol

Originally Posted by 'Ubaydullah

That was classic!

Awesome, as always. Jazakillah Khayr for putting it up!

wa'alaikum asalaam
wa iyak

Originally Posted by sapphire

tooo goood are these posts Masha'Allah!

some rare talent you have keep it up

"rare talent" you make it sound like I have "special needs"

j/k, lol jazaki allahu khair

Originally Posted by Al-Zaara

LOL!!!

SubhanAllah I laughed too much... May Allah forgive me. SubhanAllah, sis you're really good.

and me for making you laugh excessively Ameen!
and everyone else in need of a du'a Ameen.

Originally Posted by IbnAbdulHakim

Assalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullaah

That was almost as good as Alpha's script of Muhammad where he chokes Alpha! mashaAllaah !!

wa'alaikum asalaam wa rahmatallahi wa barakatuh

lol believe it or not, I didn't even want to post this one up cuz I didn't like it. I'm honestly surprised it was liked.
Bro Alpha's are way better than mine mashallah.

Originally Posted by Umm Hurairah

Asalaamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatu,

lo0o0o0o0ol Too funny sis lol Jizakillah Khair.

lol

wa iyaki hun

Jazakum allahu khair wa barak allahu feekum!
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PART VIII-IV

ROOM 3: Iqram & Fi_Sab

Warning: This is the 'mushiest' of the scenes. Bro h4run, you can breathe, you aint in this one ..so yea I'll try not to make em as bad as this one lol, inshallah.

Fi: Mashallah, this room is nice and cozy

Iqram: Yea, the kitchen is really nice and clean too!

Fi: Alhemdulilah, Well ekhi, I’m going to listen to some quran and hit it for the night…where would you like to sleep??

Iqram: I don’t care, I guess bottom bunk is fine

Fi: Mashallah, Ok ekhi, goodnight

Iqram: Goodnight

NEXT DAY

After a very peaceful sleep and fajr prayer, Fi goes to the library to do some Islamic research, and decides not to make his bed for fear of disturbing Iqram’s sleep. When Iqram wakes up, he decides to clean.

Iqram: *speaking to self, which is quite natural by the way* Mashallah, guess bro fi went out to get us breakfast or something. I’ll make his bed, clean, and put away my stuff ‘till he gets back.

3 hrs later

Iqram: I guess he got caught up in something…ah well

Iqram eats some cereal, prays zuhr, and then asr, then begins preparing dinner.

Fi calls Iqram

*phone rings*

Iqram: Wa’alaikum Assalam

Fi: Just wanted to call to see if—

Iqram: --oh no! My risotto is burning!

Fi: Risotto??

Iqram: Yea I’m cooking dinner for us, you will be home by dinnertime, right?

Fi: Inshallah, just wanted to see if you needed anything while I was out..

Iqram: No, no, I’ll be fine inshallah.

Fi: Ok then, see you later, assalamu alaikum wa rahmatallahi wa barakatuh

Iqram: Wa’alaikum asalaam wa rahmatallahi wa barakatuh

As Iqram re-makes the risotto, and the dessert (cuz he accidentally burns that too), he awaits Fi’s arrival.

5 hrs later (Late Evening)

The table is set with a dish of Teriyaki glazed chicken fillet with a side of pine-nut risotto and Caesar’s salad, some rich beef stew, and for the dessert, a lovely strawberry cheesecake! The table was also catered with centerpieces of a vase of flowers and a now half-melted scented candle. Oh yea, and at the end of the table sits the exhausted, hungry, ticked off, Iqram.

*Fi walks in*

*Iqram gets up and walks to the sink with his back turned to Fi, eerie setting*

Iqram: I thought you said you were going to be here by dinnertime…

Fi: yea, I was, but I got caught up in something else…

Iqram: Well, dinner is ready if you want some…it’s a bit cold since you are, indeed, 2 hours late!

Fi: I’m really sorry, I decided to eat out for the night since I ran late. Mashallah, the food here looks really good though….

Iqram: *turns around* excuse me? I cleaned, I slaved over a hot stove burning 2 dishes and re-making them, I set a beautiful table up so that we may have a good discussion, and all I get is “I decided to eat out for the night” and “the food looks good?”…*eye starts to twitch in a disturbing way*

Fi: ok sorry, I’ll sit down and eat. *digs in*

Iqram: Well?

Fi: Oh..its good, mashallah. I would say, though, if you added a bit of salt to the--

Iqram: *eye twtiches* the what?

Fi: Nothing, nevermind…the fault is in my tastebuds hehe..he…ahem, sorry. *gets scared and forces himself to drink water*


Iqram: *removes apron, throws dishtowel on table, and storms to the bedroom*

After Fi eats, he goes to the room to apologize, once again, to Iqram.

Fi: Iqqy…I’m sorry. The dinner was great, the flowers were nice, everything was perfect, Jazak Allah khair .

Iqram: *distastefully* wa iyak.

Fi: I’m sorry I was late, next time I’ll call and let you know…

Iqram:

Fi: ok?

Iqram: You were with “her” weren’t you..

Fi: her??

Iqram: Yea, you know.

Fi: *confused*

Iqram: You think you could hide it from me?? I saw the bottle of perfume and the gold bracelet as I was putting away the clothes.

Fi: I really don’t know what you’re talking about…

Iqram: your wife, ekhi! (placed here to emphasize that this is a brother fillah relationship only, incase you were getting carried away there for a sec.)…when were you planning on announcing that you’re married???

Fi: Well I kind of announced it to everyone…so I guess everyone knows…or should know at least…Its been a year already…

Iqram: I see…

Fi: she was worried that I wasn’t getting my nutrition so we had dinner and that was it…I swear!

Iqram: and I suppose my dinner wasn’t *air quoted* “nutritious enough” for you…not “salty enough”…not PERFECT ENOUGH!

Fi: look, I got you SS’s collection of recitations…

Iqram: Just answer me this: Is she prettier than me?

Fi: WHAT!!??

Iqram: ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Fi: You’re kidding right, haha good one ekhi…

Iqram: *tears form in eyes*

Fi: are you on meds?

Iqram: All I took was an energy pill that I got from the pharmacy yesterday morning, why?? Do I look fat to you!?

Fi: No, not at all… hmm, energy pill?? Let me see the container.

Iqram: *hands fi the container*

Fi: Ekhi! These aren’t energy pills!

Iqram: They aren’t??

Fi: No! Alhemdulilah!

Iqram: What do you mean? What are they??

Fi: They’re estrogen inducers! Alhemdulilah! Alhemdulilah!

Iqram: WHAT!? OMG! *cries* and you’re happy about that??

Fi: Well I was starting to think that you were—umm….

Iqram: That I was what??

Fi: That you were…kind of…

Iqram: yea??

*awkwardly silenced eye contact*

Fi: umm..Well its not important now, the important thing is that we know what’s wrong with you!

Iqram: OMG am I going to turn into a woman??

Fi: *hesitates to think about the possibility and then calling S to switch roomies*

Iqram: What are you thinking about?? *gasp* am I going to die!? That’s just great…I’m going to die with hormone problems. “What did he die of?” “Oh he died from an estrogen overdose.”

Fi: No, no…its says that the effects will wear out in a few hours…so you should be ok…

Iqram: Alhemdulilah ya rabb!

Fi: But how did you get these instead of energy pills?

Iqram: I must’ve accidentally grabbed the old lady’s bag as I was leaving the pharmacy. The elderly *squints eyes* How can an old person leave her pills unattended!

Fi: It was just an accident…I’m sure she didn’t mean to—

Iqram: You’re right. I should blame the pharmaceutical company instead! They know such old people have eyesight problems, why don’t they make the label’s print bigger? A label that says in capital letters, bolded, and in red font: FOR HORMONAL PROBLEMS, but noooooo they wait for IQRAM to come and accidentally pick one up, cuz IQRAM is in a hurry and IQRAM doesn’t have the time to read the small print that should’ve been made in specifically larger…

Fi:

Iqram: *inhales* oh well, what’s been done is done…

Fi: *sigh of relief* next time be careful though. Like seriously.

Iqram: Yea, true…

Fi: I’ve heard of instances where women killed men because of their jealousy and your eye was twitching like crazy after you took that pill…scared the living daylights out of me hehe…

Iqram: Jealously?? So now I’m jealous?? What do want from me?!

Fi: I forgot you still have the effects…umm I’m going to leave for the night, till you get back to normal.

Iqram: You’re going to her house aren’t you!

Fi: *runs out* Can’t talk! Assalamu Alaikum!!

fi aman allah
w'salaam

^lol

dunno where you get the patience to write all these up...Masha'Allah...

How cruel, I hope he's okay

Nice job Charisma, jazakillah khair sis.

Assalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullaah

omg what are you trying to do?

Are you trying to kill me by making the script that funny?


i cant believe your so mean *cries*



lol sorry i couldnt help it, well done, that was definitly one of the best, mashaAllah !


wa ALaikum ussalaam

Sis Charisma, i never laughed so much in a long time!! It really great, too funny!!!

Fi: are you on meds?

Iqram: All I took was an energy pill that I got from the pharmacy yesterday morning, why?? Do I look fat to you!?

Fi: No, not at all… hmm, energy pill?? Let me see the container.

Iqram: *hands fi the container*

Fi: Ekhi! These aren’t energy pills!

Iqram: They aren’t??

Fi: No! Alhemdulilah!

Iqram: What do you mean? What are they??

Fi: They’re estrogen inducers! Alhemdulilah! Alhemdulilah!

JUST THE BEST!!!

i'm going to chip in after all...

Yanal: Carry out is ok too, I guess.

Yanal: I’m not a phobic of germs or anything, but it is true that you really don’t know who’s making your pizza now a days.

Yanal: Like this one time this guy was all up in his nose, as if he were digging for gold or something.

Yanal: Then he would stare at it and then he saw me looking at him…

Yanal: I pretended I didn’t see anything, even though I saw it all

Yanal: there it was right between his fingers…the image of that gooey, disgusting—

Muhammad: *completely grossed out* Yanal!!

You are really good at this sister!

that is waaayy mushy. lol
i havn't read all of it, but this caught my eye:

3 hrs later

Iqram: I guess he got caught up in something…ah well

Iqram eats some cereal, prays zuhr, and then asr, then begins preparing dinner.

Fi calls Iqram

*phone rings*

Iqram: Wa’alaikum Assalam

Fi: Just wanted to call to see if—

Iqram: --oh no! My risotto is burning!

Fi: Risotto??

Iqram: Yea I’m cooking dinner for us, you will be home by dinnertime, right?

Fi: Inshallah, just wanted to see if you needed anything while I was out..

Iqram: No, no, I’ll be fine inshallah.

Fi: Ok then, see you later, assalamu alaikum wa rahmatallahi wa barakatuh

Iqram: Wa’alaikum asalaam wa rahmatallahi wa barakatuh

As Iqram re-makes the risotto, and the dessert (cuz he accidentally burns that too), he awaits Fi’s arrival.

you made them sound like....like....urrmmm...a couple.
sorry, brothers...
EDIT: *reads some more*

The table is set with a dish of Teriyaki glazed chicken fillet with a side of pine-nut risotto and Caesar’s salad, some rich beef stew, and for the dessert, a lovely strawberry cheesecake! The table was also catered with centerpieces of a vase of flowers and a now half-melted scented candle. Oh yea, and at the end of the table sits the exhausted, hungry, ticked off, Iqram.

woah!!! lady! thats waaay mushy. lol

mashallah at sister charisma, keep it up

iqram is just in touch with his feminine side

yeah, a little too in touch

Selam aleykum,

Oh Allah Allah, I haven't laughed this much for a loong time. SubhanAllah, I've seriously got tears in my eyes... Hahaha this was too good, "Oh he died from an estrogen overdose.” What a line! LOL!

Hilarious, awesome, brilliant, marvellous...

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