I must say Mimiki, you've grasped the characters quite accurately. Keep it up.

Originally Posted by Al-Zaara

Selam aleykum,

Oh Allah Allah, I haven't laughed this much for a loong time. SubhanAllah, I've seriously got tears in my eyes... Hahaha this was too good, "Oh he died from an estrogen overdose.” What a line! LOL!

Hilarious, awesome, brilliant, marvellous...

lol, yeah i reckon. what a classic!
me wonders what the brothers have to say about this...

Assalamu Alaikum

^lol

dunno where you get the patience to write all these up...Masha'Allah...

I just do it for fun.

How cruel, I hope he's okay

Nice job Charisma, jazakillah khair sis.

lol, wa iyaki hun.

I must say Mimiki, you've grasped the characters quite accurately. Keep it up.

Not all of them! lol, Bro Alpha, Iqram, and Woodrow are probably the ones I really went far out with sorrryyy!!

lol, yeah i reckon. what a classic!
me wonders what the brothers have to say about this...

ahem, we really dont need to know what the actual bros think...*cough*

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PART VIII-V

ROOM 4: Muezzin and Woodrow

Woodrow is enjoying the comic section of the newspaper and chuckling to himself.

Muezzin: What is that there *trying to look over at the paper*…the comic section is it?

Woodrow: *gets defensive and moves a bit away* Yep *continues to snigg-er*

Muezzin: Minaz and I would read those together…you know, back in the day…

Woodrow: That’s nice…

Muezzin: We used to be in the chocolate business…till one time Minaz got attacked by the sisters hehe, it was hilarious! Shoulda seen it…

Woodrow: yeah…Never give chocolates to sisters…*returns to comics*

Muezzin: I wish minaz was here *sigh*

Woodrow: You sound bored.

Muezzin: Bored? Nah…

Woodrow: uhh huh… *reads the politics section*

Muezzin: Then this other time I—

Woodrow: *interrupts* my goodness!! I’m Flabbergasted!

Muezzin: Oh my God! Should I get your pills or something??

Woodrow: Pills?? For what?

Muezzin: Your gassy flab…flabby gas? Whatever…

Woodrow: did you hear what you just said??

Muezzin: You said it first!

Woodrow: I never said I had that!

Muezzin: Crap! You have Alzheimer’s too!? Ok ok…rule one when working with Alzheimer patients is to stay calm and reintroduce yourself…

Muezzin:...AS-SAL-AMU AL-AIKUM!!…MY NAME IS MOO-EZZ-IN! DO YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING!? ARE YOU FEELING DIS-COMFORT IN YOUR LOWER AB-DOMINAL AREAS?? *waving hands over stomach*

Woodrow: Boy! I’m not deaf! Nor do I have Alzheimer’s! And I certainly do not feel any discomfort except that you’re yelling in my ears right now!

Muezzin: So whats the deal with your flabbergas situation?? Trying to give me a heart attack or something??

Woodrow: Its “flabbergasted”! just a fancy way us old folks say “shocked”.

Muezzin: Oh. that was embarrassing.

Woodrow: for you, yea.

Muezzin: heh..

Woodrow: I’m feeling for a nice bowl of oatmeal right now..

Muezzin: I’m feeling for some pizza right now

Woodrow: Oatmeal is better for you

Muezzin: not for my soul it aint!

Woodrow: nonsense! Think about it, healthy oat grains, fat free, sugarless, saltless—

Muezzin: …Tasteless, sauceless, cheeseless, crustless…

Woodrow: *smirks*

Muezzin: *creeped out* why are you smiling?

Woodrow: Just remembered a story I could tell to the young’ins about getting old.

Muezzin: A story about getting old?? I’ll tell you a story. Right when you think a shower can last you an entire day, you hit fifteen and B.O. starts creeping out from no where…

Muezzin: …I mean winters aren’t that bad, but summers! Dang!

Woodrow: *interrupts the disturbance* Ok ok, that’s enough. I don’t need another trip on memory lane.

Muezzin: And you know its worst when you’re in crowds, like at the masjid right…Now I aint tryin to say anything about anyone, but its like 85% humidity in there and the rest is over applied ‘utur fuming from one direction or the other. Once I about passed out during sujud…it’s like putting yourself under toxic inhalants.

Woodrow: You can stop now…

Muezzin: Well, I’m sure you’ve had experiences like that…haven’t you?

Woodrow: Not lately.

Muezzin: oh..

Woodrow: Well I was going to mention something I noticed in you…

Muezzin: Yea?

Woodrow: No, I shouldn’t say…

Muezzin: yes you can!

Woodrow: ok. Well when you smile…

Muezzin: *smiles big*

Woodrow: yea, like that…I notice that your teeth are losing their luminous shine. Reminds me of what happened before my teeth started falling out…

Muezzin: What? *licks teeth* your teeth fell out?

Woodrow: Yep. Its true.

Muezzin: But I brush them everyday…I floss too!

Woodrow: So did I and look what happened *takes out dentures and gives a teethless smile*

Muezzin: I think I’m going blind…

Woodrow: see, look at that tooth of yours right there..

Muezzin: What!? Where!? Which one!??

Woodrow: Is that front tooth wiggling? Why yes, I think it is!

Muezzin: *feels teeth while running to the bathroom*

Woodrow: heh heh heh… *returns to newspaper*

fi aman Allah
w'salaam

Iqram: Just answer me this: Is she prettier than me?

Fi: WHAT!!??

Iqram: ANSWER THE QUESTION!

OMG ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll read the woodrow and Muezzin one at home, because as soon as I got to :

Muezzin: Oh my God! Should I get your pills or something??

Woodrow: Pills?? For what?

Muezzin: Your gassy flab…flabby gas? Whatever…

I cracked up up big time and everyone staring at me

EDIT: Couldn't resist..... Woodrows a jowka!

Iqram: Just answer me this: Is she prettier than me?

Fi: WHAT!!??

Iqram: ANSWER THE QUESTION!

iqram thinks hes pretty??

Muezzin: Oh my God! Should I get your pills or something??

Woodrow: Pills?? For what?

Muezzin: Your gassy flab…flabby gas? Whatever…

Woodrow: did you hear what you just said??

Muezzin: You said it first!

Woodrow: I never said I had that!

Muezzin: Crap! You have Alzheimer’s too!? Ok ok…rule one when working with Alzheimer patients is to stay calm and reintroduce yourself…

Muezzin:...AS-SAL-AMU AL-AIKUM!!…MY NAME IS MOO-EZZ-IN! DO YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING!? ARE YOU FEELING DIS-COMFORT IN YOUR LOWER AB-DOMINAL AREAS?? *waving hands over stomach*

Woodrow: Boy! I’m not deaf! Nor do I have Alzheimer’s! And I certainly do not feel any discomfort except that you’re yelling in my ears right now!

Originally Posted by Iqram

Ahem, now that I'm back and can comment ... I seem to be smiling. It must be my new stress relief medication that I'm taking. Alhamdulillah for Kalms That was an excellent script! Captured the true femininity in me

Told you Mimi,

Originally Posted by Mimiki

Originally Posted by Liúyú

I must say Mimiki, you've grasped the characters quite accurately. Keep it up.

Not all of them! lol, Bro Alpha, Iqram, and Woodrow are probably the ones I really went far out with sorrryyy!!

You most probably didn't go far out with the characters. At least, not Iqiipoop.

Those were class

*bump*

lol. do a script sis

Barney enters room looking frazzled.
"Hey Guys! HELP!"
Truemuslim "Sup?"
Barney "I'm dead!"
Truemuslim hmm, your looking kinda alive to be honest.
Barney "Nope, I must have irrefutable scientific evidence that I'm alive , and all I have is this scientific leaflet that says if I combine smoking, drinking ,lack of exercise and McDonalds for every meal, I'll die when im 36"
Truemuslim "And"
Barney "im 37"
Truemuslim "soooooo?"
Barney "I'm dead"
Truemuslim "look dude, your walking , talking breathing and have a bood pressure of 155/90, so whilst in poor shape, your still on earth"
Barney " AHH! But nope! That may seem clear to you, but thats just your beleif! You cant actually positively scienntifically or logically prove it!"
Truemuslim "I think I can, Look, this book is called signs of life... It says a living craeture respirates aspirates and ...."
Barney "Pfft! When was that book written?"
Truemuslim "2005, by the cheif medical officer of the NHS"
Barney "so you put your trust in some old book?!, your just jumping through hoops to try and mesh that books teachings with the fact that I'm toast"
Truemuslim "look, lemme take your temperature......OK..36.5, well within norms"
Barney "Ohh cripes! I'm a goner! Your taking that temperature out of context"
Truemuslim " Yeah, well, fair enough matey...as they say, each to their own...i'll order you a coffin"

Need sis charisma in this thread

WOWW This thread is the bombbbbb i wish dese ppl were still here i jst read 49 pages of a threadd...well i read before cuple bt in one day :| durin my studies ofcourse bt mann sis charisma has talent she makes it sooo realistic like those dramas lol it's hilariousssss bt plzz evry1 else post and im gnna b laughin hahah lolzz..true muslimm u doin good tht was funyy keep goinnn ..hahah nd barney

Lol funny it is
Good job