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| Malikaat Falesteen Status: Offline Posts: 1,776 Reputation: 15711 Rep Power: 43 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: I am a traveller, May Jannah be my home ameen Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Assalamu Alaikum
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chocolate medal you say? stuffed with caramel? n fluffiness n all that oober goodness? Wa iyak, n I'll try to inshallah. Quote:
I just have a few words to say here: It was the bros' faults that the They aren't really like that In reality bro chacha is an Oxford professor, and H4run is some sort of Doctor, and both are very very serious workers, there's no time to be emotional when people are getting 91% on their exams in a prestige school and in necessity of heart transplants in hospitals. Right? Right?? i know...its haram to lie ![]() Quote:
lol 2005? When I read that I was like I REALLY do need to use my time more wisely actually that doesnt sound better either... but umm as for catchin up with what's going on, everyone has their own plot. So my scenes probably don't coordinate much with other people's scenes, which is why it may get confusing for some. Quote:
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PART VIII-III ROOM 2: Muhammad & Yanal Yanal: I heard you were really emotional when Kadafi left that day… Muhammad: Yanal: are you usually that emotional? Muhammad: Yanal: *looks over* COOOOL! Bunk beds! Yanal: You can have the top one if you want, I don’t care… Yanal: Even though I really would like to see how it would be on top…never had a bunk bed before Yanal: Well there was this one time I was sooo close to getting a bunk bed… Yanal: But then I thought I’d have to have someone to share it with…and I like having my own room… Yanal: Not that sharing a room with you would be annoying or anything, just saying… Yanal: Yea bunk beds are cool…especially the top bunk… I wish I could sleep on the top bunk… Yanal: I think if I had a bunk bed though, I’d have to share it with my sister, gross Yanal: You probably don’t have any sisters…or maybe you do, but you don’t seem like it Yanal: Bunk beds are cool to have if you got a big bro, know what I mean *wink* *awkward silence* Yanal: So..are you always this quiet? Yanal: There’s this quiet kid at my school…’cept he looks like a killer sometimes. You don’t look like a killer though… Yanal: Well ok there was this one time when you looked like a killer…I didn’t want to say anything though, you know…incase you were or something. Yanal: I did try to tell Alpha dude once…but I think he’s scared of you. Yanal: Now that I think about it, I don’t think he wanted you to know that… Yanal: oh darn…sorry to cut our convo short, but nature’s calling hehe As yanal leaves to do his business, Muhammad goes to the video journal. VIDEO JOURNAL ROOM Muhammad: *sobs* Muhammad: I didn’t want to say anything, but I kind of wanted the top bunk… Muhammad: [Narrated Anas] Allah’s Messenger said, “No one of you becomes true believer until he likes for his brother what he likes for himself.” [(Al-Bukhari and Muslim)] Muhammad: *sigh* inshallah… As Muhammad is leaving the VJ room, he’s greeted with Yanal by surprise. Muhammad: Au’dhu billah min ashaytan arajeem *shocked* Yanal: phew! I thought you left me or something… Muhammad: *inhales deeply* yanal, you can have the top bunk if you like Yanal: *gasp* really?? Muhammad: Yanal: You know what though, I thought about it and I said “what if Muhammad wanted the top bunk as well” that is why I don’t want it anymore…you can have it instead… Muhammad: really? Yanal: Yea! Besides didn’t the prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, say that no one is a believer until one wants for his brother what he wants for himself? Muhammad: *feels guilty* Yanal: huh?? are you crying?? Muhammad: NO! I mean… Yanal: yes yuh huh! You were too crying! Muhammad: For your information, I have allergies. Yanal: The room is allergen-free, there are filters all around. Muhammed: Well, its probably my sinuses then… Yanal: ok, so answer me this, if you cry from your sinuses, what makes you smile all the time? Muhammad: Allah’s reward…Smiling is charity. Yanal: I guess so…hmm…well then, it’s settled. You take the top bunk and I’ll have the bottom. Muhammad: No, I’m too old for the top bunk now. You can have it, really. Yanal: Yayyyyyyyyy!! Yanal: So what are we having for dinner tonight? Yanal: I really like pizza. Yanal: Home-made pizza, in fact. Yanal: I heard you knew how to cook, but you don’t have to if you don’t want to. Yanal: Carry out is ok too, I guess. Yanal: I’m not a phobic of germs or anything, but it is true that you really don’t know who’s making your pizza now a days. Yanal: Like this one time this guy was all up in his nose, as if he were digging for gold or something. Yanal: Then he would stare at it and then he saw me looking at him… Yanal: I pretended I didn’t see anything, even though I saw it all Yanal: there it was right between his fingers…the image of that gooey, disgusting— Muhammad: *completely grossed out* Yanal!! Yanal: *scared* Yea? Muhammad: No need to go out…I think I’ll make pizza tonight fi aman Allah w'salaam "No pain, no gain." "Pain is weakness leaving the body." "What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger." Allah puts no burden on any person beyond what He has given him. After a difficulty, Allah will soon grant relief. [65:7] | |||||||||
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| iwannagetmarried.com Status: Offline Posts: 6,823 Reputation: 50068 Rep Power: 91 Join Date: Mar 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Quote:
Awesome, as always. Jazakillah Khayr for putting it up! هَلْ جَزَاء الْإِحْسَانِ إِلَّا الْإِحْسَانُ؟ Is there any reward for good other than good? [ar-Rahman: 60] "However, keep in mind that you must instruct the people with kindness and mercy. Don’t take this answer and shove it in their faces. Be kind, gentle and patient." - Imam Suhaib Webb, advising after giving an answer. O Allah, Lord of Jibril, Mika'il and Israfil, Creator of the heavens and the earth, Knower of the unseen and the seen, You will judge between Your servants concerning that wherein they differ. Guide me with regard to that wherein there is dispute concerning the truth by Your leave, for You guide whomsoever You will to the straight path. Oh Allah, I seek refuge in You lest I misguide others, or I am misguided by others, lest I cause others to err or I am caused to err, lest I abuse others or be abused, and lest I behave foolishly or meet with the foolishness of others. | |
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| ThE tRuTh Status: Offline Posts: 1,901 Reputation: 8648 Rep Power: 26 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: N/A Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Quote:
lolololololol.....PART VIII-III was da bomb!!...I've never laughed so much at the behind the scenes convo's till now... | |
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| Hanafi Status: Offline Posts: 3,840 Reputation: 37209 Rep Power: 66 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Finland Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | LOL!!!
__________________SubhanAllah I laughed too much... May Allah forgive me. Standing in the middle of a tornado, feeling serenity inside of me. Around me there's chaos, Yet I remain at peace. |
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| Fighting4Emaan Status: Offline Posts: 16,004 Reputation: 48512 Rep Power: 93 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Fighting4Emaan Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Assalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullaah
__________________That was almost as good as Alpha's script of Muhammad where he chokes Alpha! mashaAllaah !! |
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| - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ Status: Offline Posts: 415 Reputation: 3292 Rep Power: 11 Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Asalaamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatu,
__________________lo0o0o0o0ol Too funny sis lol Jizakillah Khair. lol * ~ "To Allah we belong and to Him we shall return" ~ * |
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| Malikaat Falesteen Status: Offline Posts: 1,776 Reputation: 15711 Rep Power: 43 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: I am a traveller, May Jannah be my home ameen Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Quote:
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j/k, lol jazaki allahu khair Quote:
and everyone else in need of a du'a Ameen. Quote:
lol believe it or not, I didn't even want to post this one up cuz I didn't like it. I'm honestly surprised it was liked. Bro Alpha's are way better than mine mashallah. Quote:
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**note: Characters depicted in scenes are based on real-life people in fictional situations. Attributions may be completely false and used only for humorous reasons. 'LI Scenes' does not reflect my opinion of what I think of others, except that I'm thankful they let me use them in my scripts PART VIII-IV ROOM 3: Iqram & Fi_Sab Warning: This is the 'mushiest' of the scenes. Bro h4run, you can breathe, you aint in this one Fi: Mashallah, this room is nice and cozy Iqram: Yea, the kitchen is really nice and clean too! Fi: Alhemdulilah, Well ekhi, I’m going to listen to some quran and hit it for the night…where would you like to sleep?? Iqram: I don’t care, I guess bottom bunk is fine Fi: Mashallah, Ok ekhi, goodnight Iqram: Goodnight NEXT DAY After a very peaceful sleep and fajr prayer, Fi goes to the library to do some Islamic research, and decides not to make his bed for fear of disturbing Iqram’s sleep. When Iqram wakes up, he decides to clean. Iqram: *speaking to self, which is quite natural by the way* Mashallah, guess bro fi went out to get us breakfast or something. I’ll make his bed, clean, and put away my stuff ‘till he gets back. 3 hrs later Iqram: I guess he got caught up in something…ah well Iqram eats some cereal, prays zuhr, and then asr, then begins preparing dinner. Fi calls Iqram *phone rings* Iqram: Wa’alaikum Assalam Fi: Just wanted to call to see if— Iqram: --oh no! My risotto is burning! Fi: Risotto?? Iqram: Yea I’m cooking dinner for us, you will be home by dinnertime, right? Fi: Inshallah, just wanted to see if you needed anything while I was out.. Iqram: No, no, I’ll be fine inshallah. Fi: Ok then, see you later, assalamu alaikum wa rahmatallahi wa barakatuh Iqram: Wa’alaikum asalaam wa rahmatallahi wa barakatuh As Iqram re-makes the risotto, and the dessert (cuz he accidentally burns that too), he awaits Fi’s arrival. 5 hrs later (Late Evening) The table is set with a dish of Teriyaki glazed chicken fillet with a side of pine-nut risotto and Caesar’s salad, some rich beef stew, and for the dessert, a lovely strawberry cheesecake! The table was also catered with centerpieces of a vase of flowers and a now half-melted scented candle. Oh yea, and at the end of the table sits the exhausted, hungry, ticked off, Iqram. *Fi walks in* *Iqram gets up and walks to the sink with his back turned to Fi, eerie setting* Iqram: I thought you said you were going to be here by dinnertime… Fi: yea, I was, but I got caught up in something else… Iqram: Well, dinner is ready if you want some…it’s a bit cold since you are, indeed, 2 hours late! Fi: I’m really sorry, I decided to eat out for the night since I ran late. Mashallah, the food here looks really good though…. Iqram: *turns around* excuse me? I cleaned, I slaved over a hot stove burning 2 dishes and re-making them, I set a beautiful table up so that we may have a good discussion, and all I get is “I decided to eat out for the night” and “the food looks good?”…*eye starts to twitch in a disturbing way* Fi: ok sorry, I’ll sit down and eat. *digs in* Iqram: Well? Fi: Oh..its good, mashallah. I would say, though, if you added a bit of salt to the-- Iqram: *eye twtiches* the what? Fi: Nothing, nevermind…the fault is in my tastebuds hehe..he…ahem, sorry. *gets scared and forces himself to drink water* Iqram: *removes apron, throws dishtowel on table, and storms to the bedroom* After Fi eats, he goes to the room to apologize, once again, to Iqram. Fi: Iqqy…I’m sorry. The dinner was great, the flowers were nice, everything was perfect, Jazak Allah khair Iqram: *distastefully* wa iyak. Fi: I’m sorry I was late, next time I’ll call and let you know… Iqram: Fi: ok? Iqram: You were with “her” weren’t you.. Fi: her?? Iqram: Yea, you know. Fi: *confused* Iqram: You think you could hide it from me?? I saw the bottle of perfume and the gold bracelet as I was putting away the clothes. Fi: I really don’t know what you’re talking about… Iqram: your wife, ekhi! (placed here to emphasize that this is a brother fillah relationship only, incase you were getting carried away there for a sec.)…when were you planning on announcing that you’re married??? Fi: Well I kind of announced it to everyone…so I guess everyone knows…or should know at least…Its been a year already… Iqram: I see… Fi: she was worried that I wasn’t getting my nutrition so we had dinner and that was it…I swear! Iqram: and I suppose my dinner wasn’t *air quoted* “nutritious enough” for you…not “salty enough”…not PERFECT ENOUGH! Fi: look, Iqram: Just answer me this: Is she prettier than me? Fi: WHAT!!?? Iqram: ANSWER THE QUESTION! Fi: You’re kidding right, haha good one ekhi… Iqram: *tears form in eyes* |