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Sorry to interrupt but...
i've read the 3 parts and would like to get into this but it started off in 2005 and i certainly cant read through 2 years of chatting to get here. but i also just cant chip in because i dont know whats happening! So can someone pls be a kind soul and tell me more or less how far back i should go to get the hang of whats going on here? por favor?
Jazakallah!
Oh, and *charisma* that which i read was smashing!
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Sorry to interrupt but...
i've read the 3 parts and would like to get into this but it started off in 2005 and i certainly cant read through 2 years of chatting to get here. but i also just cant chip in because i dont know whats happening! So can someone pls be a kind soul and tell me more or less how far back i should go to get the hang of whats going on here? por favor?:D
Jazakallah!
Oh, and *charisma* that which i read was smashing!:D
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I read till like page 38 and after that I got bored of reading. They're all very funny though. In all those pages there are like people speaking and then the rest have to like comment on the part. I think not sure though.

So now you would comment on sis *charisma* or sis JihadunNafs's stories I think.


Sis *charisma*: Can you please post the next part? And the part after that? And the part after that? And the part after that? And the part after that?
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Seems like i'm the only one who read the entire thread :|
   
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Assalamu Alaikum

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Somebody give the sister a medal! Preferably a chocoloate one, then she can enjoy it even more as she tucks into it
I must admit, i do like how you've kind of changed our personalities and stuck to the 'theme'. Again, J.K Rowling eat your heart out! Better still eat your friends with the latest Harry Potter books! Then i can get their books, sell them on ebay without reading them and have enough to buy a cake....or two lol JazaakaAllah khair! Keep up the good work

wa'alaikum asalaam

chocolate medal you say? stuffed with caramel? n fluffiness n all that oober goodness?

Wa iyak, n I'll try to inshallah.


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Assalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullah

lol it was good mashaAllah, but a BIT TOO mushy :| i mean whats with all that mushiness lol

i wonder if chacha n harun are like that in real life :|
wa'alaikum asalaam wa rahmatallahi wa barakatuh

I just have a few words to say here:

It was the bros' faults that the and the ;) and the :wub: and the rose emo were removed...because they (ab)used it on each other. Hence, the mushiness (i feel like talking about bananas here) is just a slight emphasis on the way that some brothers decided to publicly display of themselves.

They aren't really like that , I hope...just wait for the upcoming scenes

In reality bro chacha is an Oxford professor, and H4run is some sort of Doctor, and both are very very serious workers, there's no time to be emotional when people are getting 91% on their exams in a prestige school and in necessity of heart transplants in hospitals. Right? Right??

i know...its haram to lie

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Sorry to interrupt but...
i've read the 3 parts and would like to get into this but it started off in 2005 and i certainly cant read through 2 years of chatting to get here. but i also just cant chip in because i dont know whats happening! So can someone pls be a kind soul and tell me more or less how far back i should go to get the hang of whats going on here? por favor?
Jazakallah!
Oh, and *charisma* that which i read was smashing!
wa'alaikum asalaam

lol 2005? When I read that I was like I REALLY do need to use my time more wisely but alhemdulilah its actually been only a year and a few months...

actually that doesnt sound better either...

but umm as for catchin up with what's going on, everyone has their own plot. So my scenes probably don't coordinate much with other people's scenes, which is why it may get confusing for some.


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Sis *charisma*: Can you please post the next part? And the part after that? And the part after that? And the part after that? And the part after that?
Sure thing inshallah

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Seems like i'm the only one who read the entire thread :|
yea, in one sitting ...i read the entire thing but like gradually with each new post...

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Page 22 now




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Yanal
PART VIII-III

ROOM 2: Muhammad & Yanal

Yanal: I heard you were really emotional when Kadafi left that day…

Muhammad:

Yanal: are you usually that emotional?

Muhammad:

Yanal: *looks over* COOOOL! Bunk beds!

Yanal: You can have the top one if you want, I don’t care…

Yanal: Even though I really would like to see how it would be on top…never had a bunk bed before

Yanal: Well there was this one time I was sooo close to getting a bunk bed…

Yanal: But then I thought I’d have to have someone to share it with…and I like having my own room…

Yanal: Not that sharing a room with you would be annoying or anything, just saying…

Yanal: Yea bunk beds are cool…especially the top bunk… I wish I could sleep on the top bunk…

Yanal: I think if I had a bunk bed though, I’d have to share it with my sister, gross

Yanal: You probably don’t have any sisters…or maybe you do, but you don’t seem like it

Yanal: Bunk beds are cool to have if you got a big bro, know what I mean *wink*

*awkward silence*

Yanal: So..are you always this quiet?

Yanal: There’s this quiet kid at my school…’cept he looks like a killer sometimes. You don’t look like a killer though…

Yanal: Well ok there was this one time when you looked like a killer…I didn’t want to say anything though, you know…incase you were or something.

Yanal: I did try to tell Alpha dude once…but I think he’s scared of you.

Yanal: Now that I think about it, I don’t think he wanted you to know that…

Yanal: oh darn…sorry to cut our convo short, but nature’s calling hehe

As yanal leaves to do his business, Muhammad goes to the video journal.


VIDEO JOURNAL ROOM

Muhammad: *sobs*

Muhammad: I didn’t want to say anything, but I kind of wanted the top bunk…

Muhammad: [Narrated Anas] Allah’s Messenger said, “No one of you becomes true believer until he likes for his brother what he likes for himself.” [(Al-Bukhari and Muslim)]

Muhammad:
*sigh* inshallah…

As Muhammad is leaving the VJ room, he’s greeted with Yanal by surprise.

Muhammad: Au’dhu billah min ashaytan arajeem *shocked*

Yanal: phew! I thought you left me or something…

Muhammad: *inhales deeply* yanal, you can have the top bunk if you like *exhales*

Yanal: *gasp* really??

Muhammad:

Yanal: You know what though, I thought about it and I said “what if Muhammad wanted the top bunk as well” that is why I don’t want it anymore…you can have it instead…

Muhammad: really?

Yanal: Yea! Besides didn’t the prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, say that no one is a believer until one wants for his brother what he wants for himself?

Muhammad:
*feels guilty* uh huh…*sniff*

Yanal: huh?? are you crying??

Muhammad: NO! I mean…

Yanal: yes yuh huh! You were too crying!

Muhammad: For your information, I have allergies.

Yanal: The room is allergen-free, there are filters all around.

Muhammed: Well, its probably my sinuses then…

Yanal: ok, so answer me this, if you cry from your sinuses, what makes you smile all the time?

Muhammad: Allah’s reward…Smiling is charity.

Yanal: I guess so…hmm…well then, it’s settled. You take the top bunk and I’ll have the bottom.

Muhammad: No, I’m too old for the top bunk now. You can have it, really.

Yanal: Yayyyyyyyyy!!

Yanal: So what are we having for dinner tonight?

Yanal: I really like pizza.

Yanal: Home-made pizza, in fact.

Yanal: I heard you knew how to cook, but you don’t have to if you don’t want to.

Yanal: Carry out is ok too, I guess.

Yanal: I’m not a phobic of germs or anything, but it is true that you really don’t know who’s making your pizza now a days.

Yanal: Like this one time this guy was all up in his nose, as if he were digging for gold or something.

Yanal: Then he would stare at it and then he saw me looking at him…

Yanal: I pretended I didn’t see anything, even though I saw it all

Yanal: there it was right between his fingers…the image of that gooey, disgusting—

Muhammad: *completely grossed out* Yanal!!

Yanal: *scared* Yea?

Muhammad: No need to go out…I think I’ll make pizza tonight


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tooo goood are these posts Masha'Allah!

some rare talent you have keep it up
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Yanal: There’s this quiet kid at my school…’cept he looks like a killer sometimes. You don’t look like a killer though…

Yanal: Well ok there was this one time when you looked like a killer…I didn’t want to say anything though, you know…incase you were or something.

Yanal: I did try to tell Alpha dude once…but I think he’s scared of you.

Yanal: Now that I think about it, I don’t think he wanted you to know that…
That was classic!

Awesome, as always. Jazakillah Khayr for putting it up!
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Yanal: I’m not a phobic of germs or anything, but it is true that you really don’t know who’s making your pizza now a days.

Yanal: Like this one time this guy was all up in his nose, as if he were digging for gold or something.

lolololololol.....PART VIII-III was da bomb!!...I've never laughed so much at the behind the scenes convo's till now...
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LOL!!!

SubhanAllah I laughed too much... May Allah forgive me. SubhanAllah, sis you're really good.
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Assalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullaah

That was almost as good as Alpha's script of Muhammad where he chokes Alpha! mashaAllaah !!
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Asalaamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatu,

lo0o0o0o0ol Too funny sis lol Jizakillah Khair.

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That was classic!

Awesome, as always. Jazakillah Khayr for putting it up!
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tooo goood are these posts Masha'Allah!

some rare talent you have keep it up
"rare talent" you make it sound like I have "special needs"

j/k, lol jazaki allahu khair

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