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| iM HackeD!-!-!-! Status: Offline Posts: 14,142 Reputation: 41137 Rep Power: 80 Join Date: Feb 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | says the one who needs an eyetest
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| Account Disabled Status: Offline Posts: 3,774 Reputation: 14845 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Jul 2005 Way of Life: Muslim | La ilaaha illa anta subhanaka inni kuntu minadh'dhaalimeen |
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| LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 440 Reputation: 1052 Rep Power: 6 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Africa Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Sorry to interrupt but... i've read the 3 parts and would like to get into this but it started off in 2005 and i certainly cant read through 2 years of chatting to get here. but i also just cant chip in because i dont know whats happening! So can someone pls be a kind soul and tell me more or less how far back i should go to get the hang of whats going on here? por favor? Jazakallah! Oh, and *charisma* that which i read was smashing! In reality We (Allah) strike baatil (falsehood) with the Haq. It then smashes out the brains of baatil. And, lo, it (baatil) suddenly disappears. (Quraan) |
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I read till like page 38 and after that I got bored of reading. They're all very funny though. In all those pages there are like people speaking and then the rest have to like comment on the part. I think not sure though. So now you would comment on sis *charisma* or sis JihadunNafs's stories I think. Sis *charisma*: Can you please post the next part? And the part after that? And the part after that? And the part after that? And the part after that? * ~ "To Allah we belong and to Him we shall return" ~ * | |
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| Malikaat Falesteen Status: Offline Posts: 1,775 Reputation: 15060 Rep Power: 40 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: I am a traveller, May Jannah be my home ameen Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Assalamu Alaikum
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chocolate medal you say? stuffed with caramel? n fluffiness n all that oober goodness? Wa iyak, n I'll try to inshallah. Quote:
I just have a few words to say here: It was the bros' faults that the They aren't really like that In reality bro chacha is an Oxford professor, and H4run is some sort of Doctor, and both are very very serious workers, there's no time to be emotional when people are getting 91% on their exams in a prestige school and in necessity of heart transplants in hospitals. Right? Right?? i know...its haram to lie ![]() Quote:
lol 2005? When I read that I was like I REALLY do need to use my time more wisely actually that doesnt sound better either... but umm as for catchin up with what's going on, everyone has their own plot. So my scenes probably don't coordinate much with other people's scenes, which is why it may get confusing for some. Quote:
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PART VIII-III ROOM 2: Muhammad & Yanal Yanal: I heard you were really emotional when Kadafi left that day… Muhammad: Yanal: are you usually that emotional? Muhammad: Yanal: *looks over* COOOOL! Bunk beds! Yanal: You can have the top one if you want, I don’t care… Yanal: Even though I really would like to see how it would be on top…never had a bunk bed before Yanal: Well there was this one time I was sooo close to getting a bunk bed… Yanal: But then I thought I’d have to have someone to share it with…and I like having my own room… Yanal: Not that sharing a room with you would be annoying or anything, just saying… Yanal: Yea bunk beds are cool…especially the top bunk… I wish I could sleep on the top bunk… Yanal: I think if I had a bunk bed though, I’d have to share it with my sister, gross Yanal: You probably don’t have any sisters…or maybe you do, but you don’t seem like it Yanal: Bunk beds are cool to have if you got a big bro, know what I mean *wink* *awkward silence* Yanal: So..are you always this quiet? Yanal: There’s this quiet kid at my school…’cept he looks like a killer sometimes. You don’t look like a killer though… Yanal: Well ok there was this one time when you looked like a killer…I didn’t want to say anything though, you know…incase you were or something. Yanal: I did try to tell Alpha dude once…but I think he’s scared of you. Yanal: Now that I think about it, I don’t think he wanted you to know that… Yanal: oh darn…sorry to cut our convo short, but nature’s calling hehe As yanal leaves to do his business, Muhammad goes to the video journal. VIDEO JOURNAL ROOM Muhammad: *sobs* Muhammad: I didn’t want to say anything, but I kind of wanted the top bunk… Muhammad: [Narrated Anas] Allah’s Messenger said, “No one of you becomes true believer until he likes for his brother what he likes for himself.” [(Al-Bukhari and Muslim)] Muhammad: *sigh* inshallah… As Muhammad is leaving the VJ room, he’s greeted with Yanal by surprise. Muhammad: Au’dhu billah min ashaytan arajeem *shocked* Yanal: phew! I thought you left me or something… Muhammad: *inhales deeply* yanal, you can have the top bunk if you like Yanal: *gasp* really?? Muhammad: Yanal: You know what though, I thought about it and I said “what if Muhammad wanted the top bunk as well” that is why I don’t want it anymore…you can have it instead… Muhammad: really? Yanal: Yea! Besides didn’t the prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, say that no one is a believer until one wants for his brother what he wants for himself? Muhammad: *feels guilty* Yanal: huh?? are you crying?? Muhammad: NO! I mean… Yanal: yes yuh huh! You were too crying! Muhammad: For your information, I have allergies. Yanal: The room is allergen-free, there are filters all around. Muhammed: Well, its probably my sinuses then… Yanal: ok, so answer me this, if you cry from your sinuses, what makes you smile all the time? Muhammad: Allah’s reward…Smiling is charity. Yanal: I guess so…hmm…well then, it’s settled. You take the top bunk and I’ll have the bottom. Muhammad: No, I’m too old for the top bunk now. You can have it, really. Yanal: Yayyyyyyyyy!! Yanal: So what are we having for dinner tonight? Yanal: I really like pizza. Yanal: Home-made pizza, in fact. Yanal: I heard you knew how to cook, but you don’t have to if you don’t want to. Yanal: Carry out is ok too, I guess. Yanal: I’m not a phobic of germs or anything, but it is true that you really don’t know who’s making your pizza now a days. Yanal: Like this one time this guy was all up in his nose, as if he were digging for gold or something. Yanal: Then he would stare at it and then he saw me looking at him… Yanal: I pretended I didn’t see anything, even though I saw it all Yanal: there it was right between his fingers…the image of that gooey, disgusting— Muhammad: *completely grossed out* Yanal!! Yanal: *scared* Yea? Muhammad: No need to go out…I think I’ll make pizza tonight fi aman Allah w'salaam "No pain, no gain." "Pain is weakness leaving the body." "What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger." Allah puts no burden on any person beyond what He has given him. After a difficulty, Allah will soon grant relief. [65:7] | |||||||||
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| Back! Status: Offline Posts: 6,356 Reputation: 35000 Rep Power: 70 Join Date: Mar 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Quote:
Awesome, as always. Jazakillah Khayr for putting it up! هَلْ جَزَاء الْإِحْسَانِ إِلَّا الْإِحْسَانُ؟ Is there any reward for good other than good? [ar-Rahman: 60] O Allah, Lord of Jibril, Mika'il and Israfil, Creator of the heavens and the earth, Knower of the unseen and the seen, You will judge between Your servants concerning that wherein they differ. Guide me with regard to that wherein there is dispute concerning the truth by Your leave, for You guide whomsoever You will to the straight path. Oh Allah, I seek refuge in You lest I misguide others, or I am misguided by others, lest I cause others to err or I am caused to err, lest I abuse others or be abused, and lest I behave foolishly or meet with the foolishness of others. | |
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| Peanutopolis Status: Offline Posts: 1,886 Reputation: 8533 Rep Power: 24 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Nougatocity Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Quote:
lolololololol.....PART VIII-III was da bomb!!...I've never laughed so much at the behind the scenes convo's till now... | |
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| LI's Hanafi Status: Offline Posts: 3,013 Reputation: 27144 Rep Power: 51 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Finland Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | LOL!!!
__________________SubhanAllah I laughed too much... May Allah forgive me. islamastic.wordpress.com © 2008 coming soon Innamal A'malu binniyaat - Actions are according to intentions |
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| iM HackeD!-!-!-! Status: Offline Posts: 14,142 Reputation: 41137 Rep Power: 80 Join Date: Feb 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Assalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullaah
__________________That was almost as good as Alpha's script of Muhammad where he chokes Alpha! mashaAllaah !! iDawah.com Bringing Dawah back..to the future! Shaqiq bin `Abdullah reported: The Companions of the Messenger of Allah (PBUH) did not consider the abandonment of any action as disbelief except neglecting Salat. [At-Tirmidhi] |
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| - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ - ~ Status: Offline Posts: 394 Reputation: 2595 Rep Power: 8 Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Asalaamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatu,
__________________lo0o0o0o0ol Too funny sis lol Jizakillah Khair. lol * ~ "To Allah we belong and to Him we shall return" ~ * |
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| Malikaat Falesteen Status: Offline Posts: 1,775 Reputation: 15060 Rep Power: 40 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: I am a traveller, May Jannah be my home ameen Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Quote:
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j/k, lol jazaki allahu khair |