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| 'Slightly' mental_   Status: Offline Posts: 8,096 Reputation: 29312 Rep Power: 60   Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: UK Way of Life: Muslim |  Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
11-16-2007
How cruel, I hope he's okay
__________________Nice job Charisma, jazakillah khair sis. I request all brothers and sisters to make du'aa for ME. That Allah grants me shifaa. Abu-Darda' reported: I heard the Messenger of Allah (Salallahu Alayhi Wassalam) saying, "Whenever a Muslim supplicates for his Muslim brother in his absence, the angels say: `May the same be for you too'.'' |
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| iM HackeD!-!-!-!  Status: Offline Posts: 14,214 Reputation: 42041 Rep Power: 81 Join Date: Feb 2006 Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
11-16-2007
Assalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullaah
__________________omg what are you trying to do? Are you trying to kill me by making the script that funny? i cant believe your so mean *cries* lol sorry i couldnt help it, well done, that was definitly one of the best, mashaAllah ! wa ALaikum ussalaam iDawah.com Bringing Dawah back..to the future! Shaqiq bin `Abdullah reported: The Companions of the Messenger of Allah (PBUH) did not consider the abandonment of any action as disbelief except neglecting Salat. [At-Tirmidhi] |
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| LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 4,034 Reputation: 43785 Rep Power: 73 Join Date: Mar 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
11-16-2007
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 LOL! Iqram on Estrogen inducing tablets.  That's something I'm going to remember for a while. | |
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| LI Senior Member  Status: Offline Posts: 451 Reputation: 1078 Rep Power: 7 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Africa Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
11-16-2007
Sis Charisma, i never laughed so much in a long time!! It really great, too funny!!! Quote:
i'm going to chip in after all... In reality We (Allah) strike baatil (falsehood) with the Haq. It then smashes out the brains of baatil. And, lo, it (baatil) suddenly disappears. (Quraan) | |
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| LI Senior Member Status: Offline Posts: 451 Reputation: 1078 Rep Power: 7 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Africa Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
11-16-2007
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You are really good at this sister! In reality We (Allah) strike baatil (falsehood) with the Haq. It then smashes out the brains of baatil. And, lo, it (baatil) suddenly disappears. (Quraan) | |
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| Laa ilaaha ilallah  Status: Offline Posts: 2,709 Reputation: 11535 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Under the sun Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
11-17-2007
 that is waaayy mushy. lol i havn't read all of it, but this caught my eye: Quote:
   sorry, brothers... EDIT: *reads some more* Quote:
 يا أخي صوت أنين القدس فينا قد أهابة. أخوة في كل قطر يتشون المصابة. دمعهم بلى الثرى قطر وسفحا وانسكابا ~*~A blog!~*~ | ||
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  Status: Offline Posts: 3,599 Reputation: 23643 Rep Power: 46 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ambala Boxes :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
11-17-2007
mashallah at sister charisma, keep it up
__________________iqram is just in touch with his feminine side  "Hush Little Baby Dont You Cry, Otherwise Daddys Gona Beat The Crap Out Of You"  Please Donate Generously To The NSPCC & Stop Cruelty To Children Anythin I Say Which Is Wrong, Blame Me, Anythin Good Praise Allah (swt) SMILE |
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| Laa ilaaha ilallah Status: Offline Posts: 2,709 Reputation: 11535 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Under the sun Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
11-17-2007
yeah, a little too in touch يا أخي صوت أنين القدس فينا قد أهابة. أخوة في كل قطر يتشون المصابة. دمعهم بلى الثرى قطر وسفحا وانسكابا ~*~A blog!~*~ |
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| LI's Hanafi  Status: Offline Posts: 3,094 Reputation: 28378 Rep Power: 53 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Finland Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
11-17-2007
Selam aleykum,
__________________Oh Allah Allah, I haven't laughed this much for a loong time. SubhanAllah, I've seriously got tears in my eyes... Hahaha this was too good, "Oh he died from an estrogen overdose.” What a line! LOL! Hilarious, awesome, brilliant, marvellous... |
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| Abdullah Muhammad   Status: Offline Posts: 10,688 Reputation: 49067 Rep Power: 85 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Minnesota Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
11-17-2007
 This thread needs a warning label stuck to the top: Quote:
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| Aphonic observer  Status: Offline Posts: 7,340 Reputation: 17926 Rep Power: 50 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Oubliette Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
11-18-2007
I must say Mimiki, you've grasped the characters quite accurately. Keep it up.  This signature beats Skywalker's Join us at Fisabeelillah Forum Light of the Qur'an by Ajla [Excellent] |
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| Laa ilaaha ilallah Status: Offline Posts: 2,709 Reputation: 11535 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Under the sun Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
11-19-2007
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lol, yeah i reckon. what a classic! me wonders what the brothers have to say about this... يا أخي صوت أنين القدس فينا قد أهابة. أخوة في كل قطر يتشون المصابة. دمعهم بلى الثرى قطر وسفحا وانسكابا ~*~A blog!~*~ | |
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| Malikaat Falesteen  Status: Offline Posts: 1,775 Reputation: 15060 Rep Power: 40 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: I am a traveller, May Jannah be my home ameen Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -
11-20-2007
Assalamu Alaikum
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**note: Characters depicted in scenes are based on real-life people in fictional situations. Attributions may be completely false and used only for humorous reasons. 'LI Scenes' does not reflect my opinion of what I think of others, except that I'm thankful they let me use them in my scripts Jazakum Allahu Khair PART VIII-V ROOM 4: Muezzin and Woodrow Woodrow is enjoying the comic section of the newspaper and chuckling to himself. Muezzin: What is that there *trying to look over at the paper*…the comic section is it? Woodrow: *gets defensive and moves a bit away* Yep *continues to snigg-er* Muezzin: Minaz and I would read those together…you know, back in the day…  Woodrow: That’s nice… Muezzin: We used to be in the chocolate business…till one time Minaz got attacked by the sisters hehe, it was hilarious! Shoulda seen it… Woodrow: yeah…Never give chocolates to sisters…*returns to comics* Muezzin: I wish minaz was here *sigh* Woodrow: You sound bored. Muezzin: Bored? Nah… Woodrow: uhh huh… *reads the politics section* Muezzin: Then this other time I— Woodrow: *interrupts* my goodness!! I’m Flabbergasted! Muezzin: Oh my God! Should I get your pills or something??Woodrow: Pills?? For what? Muezzin: Your gassy flab…flabby gas? Whatever… Woodrow: did you hear what you just said?? Muezzin: You said it first!Woodrow: I never said I had that! Muezzin: Crap! You have Alzheimer’s too!? Ok ok…rule one when working with Alzheimer patients is to stay calm and reintroduce yourself…Muezzin:...AS-SAL-AMU AL-AIKUM!!…MY NAME IS MOO-EZZ-IN! DO YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING!? ARE YOU FEELING DIS-COMFORT IN YOUR LOWER AB-DOMINAL AREAS?? *waving hands over stomach* Woodrow: Boy! I’m not deaf! Nor do I have Alzheimer’s! And I certainly do not feel any discomfort except that you’re yelling in my ears right now!  Muezzin: So whats the deal with your flabbergas situation?? Trying to give me a heart attack or something??  Woodrow: Its “flabbergasted”! just a fancy way us old folks say “shocked”. Muezzin: Oh. that was embarrassing. Woodrow: for you, yea. Muezzin: heh..  Woodrow: I’m feeling for a nice bowl of oatmeal right now.. Muezzin: I’m feeling for some pizza right now Woodrow: Oatmeal is better for you  Muezzin: not for my soul it aint! Woodrow: nonsense! Think about it, healthy oat grains, fat free, sugarless, saltless— Muezzin: …Tasteless, sauceless, cheeseless, crustless… Woodrow: *smirks* Muezzin: *creeped out* why are you smiling? Woodrow: Just remembered a story I could tell to the young’ins about getting old. Muezzin: A story about getting old?? I’ll tell you a story. Right when you think a shower can last you an entire day, you hit fifteen and B.O. starts creeping out from no where… Muezzin: …I mean winters aren’t that bad, but summers! Dang! Woodrow: *interrupts the disturbance* Ok ok, that’s enough. I don’t need another trip on memory lane. Muezzin: And you know its worst when you’re in crowds, like at the masjid right…Now I aint tryin to say anything about anyone, but its like 85% humidity in there and the rest is over applied ‘utur fuming from one direction or the other. Once I about passed out during sujud…it’s like putting yourself under toxic inhalants. Woodrow: You can stop now… Muezzin: Well, I’m sure you’ve had experiences like that…haven’t you? Woodrow: Not lately. Muezzin: oh.. Woodrow: Well I was going to mention something I noticed in you… Muezzin: Yea? Woodrow: No, I shouldn’t say… Muezzin: yes you can! Woodrow: ok. Well when you smile… Muezzin: *smiles big* Woodrow: yea, like that…I notice that your teeth are losing their luminous shine. Reminds me of what happened before my teeth started falling out… Muezzin: What? *licks teeth* your teeth fell out? Woodrow: Yep. Its true. Muezzin: But I brush them everyday…I floss too! Woodrow: So did I and look what happened *takes out dentures and gives a teethless smile* Muezzin:  I think I’m going blind…Woodrow: see, look at that tooth of yours right there.. Muezzin: What!? Where!? Which one!?? Woodrow: Is that front tooth wiggling? Why yes, I think it is! Muezzin: *feels teeth while running to the bathroom* Woodrow: heh heh heh… *returns to newspaper*fi aman Allah w'salaam "No pain, no gain." "Pain is weakness leaving the body." "What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger." Allah puts no burden on any person beyond what He has given him. After a difficulty, Allah will soon grant relief. [65:7] | |||||||||
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