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Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 11-20-2007


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Iqram: Just answer me this: Is she prettier than me?

Fi: WHAT!!??

Iqram: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
iqram thinks hes pretty??
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Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 11-20-2007

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Muezzin: Oh my God! Should I get your pills or something??

Woodrow: Pills?? For what?

Muezzin: Your gassy flab…flabby gas? Whatever…

Woodrow: did you hear what you just said??

Muezzin: You said it first!

Woodrow: I never said I had that!

Muezzin: Crap! You have Alzheimer’s too!? Ok ok…rule one when working with Alzheimer patients is to stay calm and reintroduce yourself…

Muezzin:...AS-SAL-AMU AL-AIKUM!!…MY NAME IS MOO-EZZ-IN! DO YOU NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING!? ARE YOU FEELING DIS-COMFORT IN YOUR LOWER AB-DOMINAL AREAS?? *waving hands over stomach*

Woodrow: Boy! I’m not deaf! Nor do I have Alzheimer’s! And I certainly do not feel any discomfort except that you’re yelling in my ears right now!
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Default Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 11-21-2007

Ahem, now that I'm back and can comment ... I seem to be smiling. It must be my new stress relief medication that I'm taking. Alhamdulillah for Kalms That was an excellent script! Captured the true femininity in me
   
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Ahem, now that I'm back and can comment ... I seem to be smiling. It must be my new stress relief medication that I'm taking. Alhamdulillah for Kalms That was an excellent script! Captured the true femininity in me
Told you Mimi,

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I must say Mimiki, you've grasped the characters quite accurately. Keep it up.
Not all of them! lol, Bro Alpha, Iqram, and Woodrow are probably the ones I really went far out with sorrryyy!!
You most probably didn't go far out with the characters. At least, not Iqiipoop.

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Those were class
   
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*bump*
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lol. do a script sis
   
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Barney enters room looking frazzled.
"Hey Guys! HELP!"
Truemuslim "Sup?"
Barney "I'm dead!"
Truemuslim hmm, your looking kinda alive to be honest.
Barney "Nope, I must have irrefutable scientific evidence that I'm alive , and all I have is this scientific leaflet that says if I combine smoking, drinking ,lack of exercise and McDonalds for every meal, I'll die when im 36"
Truemuslim "And"
Barney "im 37"
Truemuslim "soooooo?"
Barney "I'm dead"
Truemuslim "look dude, your walking , talking breathing and have a bood pressure of 155/90, so whilst in poor shape, your still on earth"
Barney " AHH! But nope! That may seem clear to you, but thats just your beleif! You cant actually positively scienntifically or logically prove it!"
Truemuslim "I think I can, Look, this book is called signs of life... It says a living craeture respirates aspirates and ...."
Barney "Pfft! When was that book written?"
Truemuslim "2005, by the cheif medical officer of the NHS"
Barney "so you put your trust in some old book?!, your just jumping through hoops to try and mesh that books teachings with the fact that I'm toast"
Truemuslim "look, lemme take your temperature......OK..36.5, well within norms"
Barney "Ohh cripes! I'm a goner! Your taking that temperature out of context"
Truemuslim " Yeah, well, fair enough matey...as they say, each to their own...i'll order you a coffin"
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Need sis charisma in this thread
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WOWW This thread is the bombbbbb i wish dese ppl were still here i jst read 49 pages of a threadd...well i read before cuple bt in one day :| durin my studies ofcourse bt mann sis charisma has talent she makes it sooo realistic like those dramas lol it's hilariousssss bt plzz evry1 else post and im gnna b laughin hahah lolzz..true muslimm u doin good tht was funyy keep goinnn ..hahah nd barney
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