^ Lol Guven bro' that was funny. I loled at the protesting.

Lol, what have I done? I've never got an infraction LOL!!!
Seriously though, you think there's some sort of conspiracy goin on?

that was the best one lol i liked the last part

Oh My Rabb

guvvy broooo sevi sovoriyum

aaaannnd keep it up!

Originally Posted by chacha_jalebi

guvvy broooo sevi sovoriyum

aaaannnd keep it up!

u didn't see the ones about u huh lol

hahaha loool

Ahkee that was brilliant

Man I like my role, that crazy guy who people fear, who got wires missing in his head Mhuahah

Keep em cumin

I made 3 Parts

I love this emo -

Whenever I see it I think....Oh no! Somebody ate Jalebi!

here is mine

On a cold night, in the middle of the jungle! Yes jungle, yes it was cold, no it wasn’t warm! Four brave warriors, no actually 6 brave warriors.

The LI staff went on a Holiday! They did not know what was awaiting them….. the horror!(because guven was the guide)

Chacha : Woehaaheehuu, We are going awayyyy On a Holidayyyy Whoehoee!

Guven : You guys ready? We are going to the deepest jungles in turkey! To visit an area that once was inhibited by a great tribe. The area holds a lot of secrets. God willing we might even find something!

Chacha : Heavy Bludd, not only am I going on holiday! I Am gna become a millionair! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!

Abdul Baari : Ok, my toothbrush is ready, my tent, sleeping bag, my lamp, my book collection, my fresh vegetables nd ofcourse my quran Any one seen my toothbrush ??!!!

Alpha : ooh goshh, you guys must be kidding me! A holiday to the jungle! I rather be banned for 2 years! What happened to florida?? Or Malaysia!? Why the jungle! *Is very scared! But tries to be THE MAN*

Chacha : Lalaalalaaaa Oooh holidayyyy, I sense Mr alphaaa is Scaareeed!! Lalalaaaaaa

Alpha : I am not scareeeeed!! Ok The jungle it is then, JUNGLE HERE I COME!! *His knees are not holding him, from fear *

Abdul Baari : Oooh nooo, I just read from this extremely reliable source ( Wikipedia) That in the jungles of turkey, Humans are at the bottom of the foodchain!! But that’s not it, Humans are on top of that same foodchain aswell, THAT means one thing guys! THEY are CANNIBALS!!

Guven : Aaah don’t be soo ridicules brother!! BROTHER!!! In turkey, shwarmaaa, yes shwarmaa is at the bottom of the chain.

Alpha : Oooooh I told u the jungle was a bad idea!! OOOh!!!

Chacha : LALALALALaa holiday here I come, did anyone mention food?? Lalalalaa!


end of part 1.

To be continued

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I was LOUGHING OUT LOUD when i just read the first 3 lines

Omg bro continue this is interesting and hilarious!!

moreee

lol

Bro Milky, you sent me on holiday with Alpha, Chacha & Guven?

right lol, my one isnt jack compared to the other ones, im just tryna to mock people

im sorry if i didnt really capture your character correctly

A critical situation hits Li..

Muhammad – *puts on double glazed glasses* right moderators, as you are all aware we have had a incredible attack of spam, I have sent a list of the perpetrators in this folder, so can we all take actions against them, and I hope you do your best for the sake of this forum and the sake of Allah (swt) that you make sure you remove this spam and make this a better place for us all.

HANDS OUT FOLDER TO ALL MODERATORS, and as he finishes handing it out to the male moderators, he calls out to the sisters and tells them to open up their door in the LI conference room so they can collect their folders, he calls out once “SISTERS”, no response, “SISTERS” no response, “SISTERS” a voice appears ...

Alpha: “sorry im la-teeee”

Muhammad: “oh ok thats fine sister, just take your folder”

Alpha: “Muhammad its me Alpha”

Muhammad: “oh sorry brother forgive me”

Bang bang bang,

Brother Muhammad opens the door

Mikayeel: “man we need to get these doors fixed they are always jamming up”

zAk: “yeah it must be the british weather”

Seeker of ilm “ *thinks ohkaaay*

Al Habshi - “right i think the best way to tackle this would be to split up the offenders and we all ban them each”

Woodrow “ yes, that seems the best solution, are you all okay with that”

Abdul Baari: “yes but can we hurry up, because i do have homework to do”

Alpha: “do you need any help with that”

Abdul Baari - “no im perfectly fine” *gives a weird look to alpha

Mikayeel - “ i hope i can get a lot of people to infract, so i can be able to show them i am a mod and im incharge”

Bang bang bang

Again as the door jams on the brothers side, the sisters appear and and take their folders.

Sisters section

Jawharah: “lets all take a look at what is actually in these folders then”

Aisha: “ subhanallah, about time we was updated on these spammers”

Muslimah421: “raaaadical”

Umm Isa: “what”

Muslimah421: “i meant its great”

Umm Isa: “ yes alhumdulilla, its very beneficial”

Jawharah: “now i can let my infraction gun loose on these spammers”

Ameena: “i just cant wait to ban these people”

As the sisters hunt and infract the spammers, the brothers decide for another conference

Chacha_jalebi: “ righty, i called this conference because i was bored "

Zak:

Alpha: “oh bored, i was hopin it was because you wanted to see us all”

Mikayeel: “allow that alpha”

Muhammad: “astaghfirAllah *runs away and prays 2 rakaahs”

Muezzin: i think the amount of male presence here, is intimadating alpha

Aamirsaab: "or it could be just him at his natural self"

Alpha: “gosh i was just trying to be friendly”

Abdul Baari: “ive gotta sleep soon, its my bedtime so can we get on with this meetin”

zAk: “when you sleep want me to read you a bedtime story”

Seeker Of ilm: “bro zak, aint you married man”

Alpha: “yes he is”

zAk:

Baaang banggg

The brothers open the door

Saifur-Rahmaan: “sort out this door man, i was told their is a meetin and i just wanted to speak if thats okay”

Woodrow: “Yes yes go ahead”

Saifur Rahmaan: “right, im a man of less words *long pause* any questions

another long pause

Saifur Rahmaan: "ok then im off"

Alpha: “can i come with you”

Al Habshi:

Mikayeel: “you never learn do you”

Alpha: “ why do you take things in the wrong way, im only being friendly, zAk you understand don’t you”

zAk: after these comments, i would like to go home

Abu Sayyad: “ listen alpha mate, i can give you marriage advice, but their is a extent that brothers can go to with each other”

Seeker of ilm: “brother alpha, i think it will be for the best if you left this meeting and take a break”

Abu Sayyad: “ yes i agree, that shall be the best solution for now”



As Alpha leaves the meeting, he tries to exit the door, but he cant, and the Li staff find themselves locked in the conference room....
To be continued...