gender confusions!!!

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I think there's one really interesting phenomena that occurs on LI.

I'm not even joking. Login anytime during the day yeah.

Look on the online list and see if you can find piXie there...

Watch her for a second and see what she's doing.

She's most likely to be responding to a thread.

No go take a nap, wake up, have some lunch...have a natter, call all your relatives back home if you have to.

Then...come back on to LI....

Check what piXie is doing.

You'll see she still hasnt finished replying to that thread

What you think piX, tru or nah?

^ Loooll

Originally Posted by JolieFleur

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I think there's one really interesting phenomena that occurs on LI.

I'm not even joking. Login anytime during the day yeah.

Look on the online list and see if you can find piXie there...

Watch her for a second and see what she's doing.

She's most likely to be responding to a thread.

No go take a nap, wake up, have some lunch...have a natter, call all your relatives back home if you have to.

Then...come back on to LI....

Check what piXie is doing.

You'll see she still hasnt finished replying to that thread

What you think piX, tru or nah?

LOL aww dont worry about her pixie, its the sad one who keeps an eye out on these things lol

Originally Posted by Güven

Im Waiting for the continuations....

me waiting too.

I am back I will post some comedy scripts but not now I can only type with my left because I burned my right so I'm out for a couple of weeks but hey add me in some stories too I am going to the funny side, for a month I wanted to be a mod and I acted all " mature" but since I'm not getting accepted till later I want to be a mod for who I really am so.... I'm back. Musafir how do you like my posts eh? Pretty good.

O GREATTTT>.WHY IS IT THAT when i was here and reallyyy active no scripts were made..then i'd be in them..now I"m not in any scripts ..ok fine the jealousy nd craziness kicked in lolzz..GOOODDD SCRIPTS EVERYONE...Mashallah keep it up

Oh that reminds me, I started writing a script on LI's UBnormal member last year but didnt get down to finishing it...oh well

zAk? enter the comedy contest

Originally Posted by Yanal

I am back I will post some comedy scripts but not now I can only type with my left because I burned my right so I'm out for a couple of weeks but hey add me in some stories too I am going to the funny side, for a month I wanted to be a mod and I acted all " mature" but since I'm not getting accepted till later I want to be a mod for who I really am so.... I'm back. Musafir how do you like my posts eh? Pretty good.

Ya, your posts cracked me up. Not sure if you meant to though..
Anyways, MORE SCRIPTS PLEASE!!!
I really need a laugh and do NOT want to do any work.

okay that was gud.............
good work

Assalamu Alaikum

After the fan mail (the death threats, the bribes, the pity parties with the fake diseases that urged me to post one before death struck at any minute, and yes, of course, the simple begging) and the long wait, I'm obliged to post another script up

Sooo here enjoy:

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Head Admins:

None Featured in this Scene

Administrators of LI (shades included of course):

Abu Sayyad

The SuperMods also referred to as SM's of LI:

Aamirsaab

The Moderators, or "Orangies"

None featured in this Scene

LI Members:

None Featured in this Scene

PART VIII-VI

ROOM 6 Aamirsaab and Abu Sayyad

Aamirsaab and Abu Sayyad run into their rooms full of excitement.

Aamirsaab: Hey look what I have! *opens suitcase*

Abu Sayyad: *peeks inside at Aamirsaab’s racecar bed sheets* that’s one deep way to stay in touch with home bro…I must give you props for that.

Aamirsaab: Yea, don’t tell anyone *sigh* people don’t understand sometimes

Abu Sayyad: yeh..

Aamirsaab: *pulls out spiderman pj’s*

Abu Sayyad:

Aamirsaab: What?

Abu Sayyad: nothing…

Aamirsaab: No, tell me, what what??

Abu Sayyad: Ahem, nice pj’s…

Aamirsaab: Psh, what do you know about pajamees

Abu Sayyad: Well, not much but! *pulls out Superman pj’s* I know that Superman is a bajillion times better than Spiderman!

Aamirsaab: Spiderman would annihilate Superman any day! Like what's up with krypton being a weakness, are u kidding me?! Pfttt, seriously what's--

Abu Sayyad: --wait, wait..ok you’re looking too much into this…

Aamirsaab: Oh yeh?!

Abu Sayyad: yes...First of all, Spiderman and Superman would never come into conflict; they would work out their differences, especially since they both fight against the forces of EVILLL

Aamirsaab: Psh. Whatever.

Abu Sayyad: You know I'm right

Aamirsaab: Did I say you were wrong?

Abu Sayyad: No but I'm just sayin--

Aamirsaab: --NO! DID I say you were WRONG?

Abu Sayyad: I--umm..

Aamirsaab: haha…anywayss I’m kind of hungry.

Abu Sayyad: OH YEH LETS CHECK OUT THE FRIDGE!

Aamirsaab: I bet they have that fancy cheese—the type they put on trays and jab toothpicks in!

Abu Sayyad: Yeh, that’s real cheese. It shouldn’t even be joked around with.

Aamirsaab: *opens fridge* OMG NO

Abu Sayyad: What, what’s wrong??

Aamirsaab: Diet Soda…Fat-free cheese…

Abu Sayyad: *opens cabinet* ..sugar free ladoo

Aamirsaab: You’re kidding…does that even exist?

Abu Sayyad: Why do I sense someone has set this room up for their enjoyment?

Aamirsaab: LI-Staff

Abu Sayyad: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! LI STAFFFF!!!!!

Aamirsaab: That completely seemed staged…

Abu Sayyad: haha, I know. *whispers* I have a feeling there are hidden cameras around, you have to add in stuff like that for the fans *wink*

Aamirsaab: Hey...you really think we’re being spied on? *looks around*

Abu Sayyad: Who knows, anything could happen right?

Aamirsaab: *stuffs pj’s back in suitcase* I feel violated

Abu Sayyad: *opens video journal room* AHA!

Aamirsaab: A CAMERA!

Abu Sayyad: wait…why is it in here??

Aamirsaab: Read that note right there

Abu Sayyad: *reads* Ohh ok so we’re supposed to talk about our personal experiences…kinda like survivor

Aamirsaab: no, if it were survivor, I’d burn out my own torch…*continues to feel violated*

Abu Sayyad: Let’s order pizza CUZ I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

Aamirsaab: really??

Abu Sayyad: Shh, no..

Aamirsaab: Stop playing with my emotions man…

Aamirsaab orders pizza while Abu Sayyad gets on his comp

Halaal pizza guy: This is halaal pizzeria...Bob speaking

Aamirsaab: Why hello "Bob"

Halaal pizza guy: Hello, may I take your order?

Aamirsaab: Are you a revert "Bob"?

Halaal pizza guy: Why yes, yes I am

Aamirsaab: Oh ok, Assalamu alaikum then ..

Halaal pizza guy: Wa’alaikum asalaam brother, how can I help you

Aamirsaab: I’d like to order a large size pizza..extra cheese..

Halaal pizza guy: …will that be all brother?

Aamirsaab: We-ellll, I don’t know…you know since we’re muslim and all, brother *wink*…how about you throw in a few appetizers ..on the house ..you know how this brotherhood works..*chuckle*

Halaal pizza guy: ummyehhhh…. well I’ll have to get back to you on that...

Aamirsaab: well can you get back to me like..now?

Halaal pizza guy: uhh..

Aamirsaab: …

Halaal pizza guy: Your pizza should be delivered within half an hour wa’alaikum asalaam!! *hangs up*

Aamirsaab: WELL I GUESS THAT MEANS NO THEN HUH YOU’RE LUCKY YOU AREN’T AROUND US TWO STARVING BROTHERS, OR WE WOULD’VE PICKED YOU CLEANNN BUDDY…

Abu Sayyad: What happened?

Aamirsaab: ;) I got this..

Halaal Pizza guy: Brother…

Aamirsaab:

Halaal Pizza guy: Can you please hang up as the line doesn’t disconnect until the customer hangs up *sigh* company rules.

Aamirsaab: oh…

*awkward silence*

Halaal Pizza guy: Um, I kind of have to work…

Aamirsaab: Oh…Right. Assalamu Alaikum *hangs up*

Aamirsaab then logs onto MSN messenger and is greeted with an add.

Aamirsaab: Do you know who amro435 is??

Abu Sayyad: *busy playing halo*

Aamirsaab: Well, ok then…*adds amro435*

Aamirsaab: I think it’s a fob

Abu Sayyad: *busy*

Aamirsaab: HELLO??

Abu Sayyad: yeh

Aamirsaab: I saidddd I think it’s a fob!

Abu Sayyad: *busy*

Aamirsaab: *nudges Abu Sayyad and IM”s him: *

Abu Sayyad: We’re in the same room

Aamirsaab: Yea, sureeee, sure we are!

Abu Sayyad: Oh..sorry bro.

Aamirsaab:

Abu Sayyad: Sooo, yeh...when’s the pizza arriving?

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Part 8-7 will be posted up in the sisters room, bi'dnillah
And I will try to post up part 9 tomorrow


And jazakum allahu khair to all the members keepin this thread alive and entertaining!

fi aman allah
w'salaam

Jazakallah very funny.

Very nice script , can you add me as the pizza guy or something..

Ahhh! That was hilarious.

Aamirsaab: Psh. Whatever.

Abu Sayyad: You know I'm right

Aamirsaab: Did I say you were wrong?

Abu Sayyad: No but I'm just sayin--

Aamirsaab: --NO! DID I say you were WRONG?

That made me almost laugh out loud.

Don't make us wait toooooooooooo long now for the next parts! Or else....