"Behind the Scenes" of LI - Page 6

sonz · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 06-05-2006

salama

where is the next part

afriend2 · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 06-05-2006

salaam,

mimi you crack me up all the time mashAllah! im waiting for more inshAllah, so keep them coming!

wassalam

AsIaN_qUeEn · 11:16 AM

Wers The Part Wid Me Me Me Me Me In It Lol

Hahahahahahaha Me Lurrrrrrrrrvin The Muezzin N Minaz Bit Hahahahahaha Sooooo Funny Sis U Gurrrrrrddddddd!!!

U GOIN SUMWER SIS??? top post thanks chick

Faizah · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 06-06-2006

Hahaaaahaaa.... lol that was so good we should actually make a production!

I'd better be in part 5!

Sanobar · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 06-06-2006

wow really nice wrk sis rizz... and Ameen to all the duas... made me laugh a hell lot girl! ;)

Nawal89 · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 06-08-2006

WOW that was super hilarious sis!!

Masha'allah Great work

and that was a very good naseehah you gave masha'allah, but it kinda worried me, you going somewhere?

Arwa · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 06-08-2006

You're all thinking about yourselves aren't you? Lol, go make 5 yourself. You can't expect charisma to do all of them! She might be comitted to do other things right now and is unable to.

Be grateful.

MetSudaisTwice · 12:19 PM

salam
lol really good and creative mashallah
jazakallah for sharing

lol my part is good lol, mashallah a lot of similarities to the members too
really enjoyin this too

Quote:

Originally Posted by *charisma*

zAk: hmmm…You were listening to SS weren’t you??

Metz: Oh, *changes subject* do you hear that??

zAk and Iqram go silent to hear.

zAk: Kadafi? Kadafi went home….

He was listening to SS!

lol would be so true lol, how come with every reply of mine in the script there is salam and w'salam? lol
wasalam

Faizah · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 06-12-2006

Lol maybe because you do that all the time? But I guess you already knew that.

MetSudaisTwice · **Page Updated: 25/05/2006**

salam
lol sis i guess

Quote:

Originally Posted by *charisma*

Iqram: I agree with you man, SS is the best! You keep on listening bro!

zAk looks at Iqram wondering why he’s all up on his telecom

Metz: I know, heard he’s leading fajr prayer. His reciting was so amazing today.

zAk: you know SST is also the besssst!

Metz: NO way ekhi, SS is awesome!

zAk: Ah, hes gud, but like I said, SST is equally as great!

Iqram: Metz, did you hear when he recited surah al fatiha.

Metz: yea ekhi, have it right here ;)

bro iqram, mashallah on my side lol, jazakallah
wasalam

- Qatada - · 12:51 PM

LI Salaah

Muezzin: ...Allaahu akbar Allaahu akbar.. Laa illaaha IllAllaah.

Dhuhr salaah had just started, and brother kadafi (the imam) was already praying the 4 sunnah.

glo lived just a few houses away from where the azaan came from...

glo: I guess I better set off to learn more about Islam..

*reaches place of prayer* - but she sees two guards in black at the door.

... : "Can we have your identification please? (they say together)

glo: who me? I left it at home

... : What's your LI name? (one of them asks)

glo: Remember me!? its glo...

... : Let me check on my laptop *View who's Online*

*Both nod heads - "Okay, you can go through.."

glo: But... are you two on the forum? And why are you two wearing that costume?

... : Yeah it's me amani and Arwa, you might have seen us in the Haramains thread?

glo:

Arwa: Doesn't matter..

amani: The reason we cover ourself is because our Creator has ordered us to (Qur'an 24:31) .. it's even mentioned in the bible -

"But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven. [Corinthians 11:5]

Arwa: Anyway, you can go through - but don't go in the Brothers Section - you don't have access to that.

As glo passes through the wudhu rooms. She hears a loud blow of the nose..

"can someone pass me the pot!!

..

"its on the tank!!"

glo: !! I wonder

Meanwhile, sister Mawaddah is teaching in her small study circle:

Mawaddah: "In this hadith which is narrated by Jabir radhiAllaahu anhu, The Messenger of Allah sal Allaahu alayhi-waSalam said,

"He who says upon hearing the Adhan: `Allahumma Rabba hadhihid-da`wati-ttammati, was-salatil-qa'imati, ati Muhammadanil-wasilata wal-fadhilata, wab`athu maqaman mahmuda nilladhi wa `adtahu [O Allah, Rubb of this perfect call (Da`wah) and of the established prayer (As-Salat), grant Muhammad the Wasilah and superiority, and raise him up to a praiseworthy position which You have promised him]', it becomes incumbent upon me to intercede for him on the Day of Resurrection.''

So i want all of you to recite this after you hear the adhaan, okay children?

Students: Yes Ms Mawaddah!! (they say together in a monotone voice.)

Al-Muminah, Halima and Labibah are telling the sisters to stand up in straight lines and in rows.

Halima: Don't you know it's important to straighten yourself when performing salaah?

Al-Muminah: The Messenger of Allaah, sal Allaahu alayhi waSalam said: "Straighten your rows, or Allah would cause your hearts to differ" (Narrated in Abu Dawud)

Labibah: I've been asked by brother Far7an to remove any sisters from our section if they take too long to respond. jazak Allaahu khayr.

glo walks into the sisters section..

glo: Hi..?

piXie: woohoo!!! its a sister

welcome...

have a great stay :sister:

any questions ? feel free to ask

enjoy...;)

Aalimah: You killed it

piXie: No i neva

Ladee Maryam: Are you from Australia?

glo: Nope..

Um Hamzah: You a revert?

glo: No.. but i want to learn about islam..

Muezzin: Allaahu akbar Allaahu akbar...

glo: Why do women pray on the back row?

Mod sisters - Shh.. salaahs going to start - we've warned you already.

kadafi: Allaahu akbar...

*Everything goes silent*

[For anyone who's confused - the imam doesn't read out aloud within the Dhuhr and 'Asr prayer]

Sister Daffodil's son Abdullah was crying in the salaah, so it was shorter than how brother kadafi intended it to be.. he remembered the hadith:

The Messenger of Allah sal Allaahu alayhi waSalam said, "I stand up to lead Salat with the intention of prolonging it. Then I hear the crying of an infant and I shorten the Salat lest I should make it burdensome for his mother".
[Al-Bukhari].

kadafi: Asalaamu 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh..

Asalaamu 'alykum warahmatulahi wabarakatuh...

The fardh salaah had ended..

Suddenly there was a loud BANG!..

It was the police.

("Behind the Scenes" of LI)continue to: The Cop Chase (part 2)

Rabi'ya · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 07-27-2006

subhanAllah brother you've got some talent...never knew you had it in you.

i cant wait for more...

Rabi'ya;rose:

Faizah · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 07-27-2006

Lol..... mashaAllah that was great. But next time remember to include me.

(i'm not joking!)

amani · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 07-27-2006

looooooooooooooool nice story.

and stupid police

**Abu Sayyad** · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 07-27-2006

Mashallah! Thats niiiiice! Very good idea to include Hadiths to make it even more beneficial!

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sonz LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 1,484 Reputation: 1576 Rep Power: 23 Join Date: May 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 06-05-2006 salama where is the next part __________________ Check out my userpage MY PAGE RATE MY PAGE

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afriend2 Account Disabled Status: Offline Posts: 3,409 Reputation: 7119 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Jul 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 06-05-2006 salaam, mimi you crack me up all the time mashAllah! im waiting for more inshAllah, so keep them coming! wassalam

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AsIaN_qUeEn Account Disabled Status: Offline Posts: 4,494 Reputation: 3945 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: UK Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	06-06-2006 Wers The Part Wid Me Me Me Me Me In It Lol Hahahahahahaha Me Lurrrrrrrrrvin The Muezzin N Minaz Bit Hahahahahaha Sooooo Funny Sis U Gurrrrrrddddddd!!! U GOIN SUMWER SIS??? top post thanks chick Last edited by zAk; 06-06-2006 at 11:16 AM. Reason: can do in one

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Faizah Min Ahlil Hadeeth Status: Offline Posts: 7,291 Reputation: 28719 Rep Power: 62 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: ~ Daar as-Sa'aadah ~ Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 06-06-2006 Hahaaaahaaa.... lol that was so good we should actually make a production! I'd better be in part 5!

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Sanobar ....:) Status: Offline Posts: 2,308 Reputation: 5656 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: !nD!a- hyderabad Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 06-06-2006 wow really nice wrk sis rizz... and Ameen to all the duas... made me laugh a hell lot girl! ;) __________________ Please Don't Forget the Plight of Muslims in your Dua's "And Seek (Allah's) help with Sabr (patience) and Salat (prayers): it is indeed hard, except to those who are humble" (Qur'an Al-Baqara 2:45)

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Nawal89 LI Oldskool Status: Online Posts: 1,784 Reputation: 9042 Rep Power: 30 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: in a village. Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 06-08-2006 WOW that was super hilarious sis!! Masha'allah Great work and that was a very good naseehah you gave masha'allah, but it kinda worried me, you going somewhere?

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Arwa amani is my sis Status: Offline Posts: 4,337 Reputation: 7837 Rep Power: 35 Join Date: Mar 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 06-08-2006 You're all thinking about yourselves aren't you? Lol, go make 5 yourself. You can't expect charisma to do all of them! She might be comitted to do other things right now and is unable to. Be grateful.

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Faizah Min Ahlil Hadeeth Status: Offline Posts: 7,291 Reputation: 28719 Rep Power: 62 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: ~ Daar as-Sa'aadah ~ Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 06-12-2006 Lol maybe because you do that all the time? But I guess you already knew that.

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Rabi'ya Ex - Mod Status: Offline Posts: 2,454 Reputation: 4918 Rep Power: 28 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Cardiff, Wales Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 07-27-2006 subhanAllah brother you've got some talent...never knew you had it in you. i cant wait for more... Rabi'ya;rose: __________________ Rabi'ya

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Faizah Min Ahlil Hadeeth Status: Offline Posts: 7,291 Reputation: 28719 Rep Power: 62 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: ~ Daar as-Sa'aadah ~ Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 07-27-2006 Lol..... mashaAllah that was great. But next time remember to include me. (i'm not joking!)

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amani . Status: Offline Posts: 6,979 Reputation: 24958 Rep Power: 59 Join Date: Mar 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 07-27-2006 looooooooooooooool nice story. and stupid police

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Abu Sayyad iwannagetmarried.com Status: Offline Posts: 6,558 Reputation: 42289 Rep Power: 80 Join Date: Mar 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 07-27-2006 Mashallah! Thats niiiiice! Very good idea to include Hadiths to make it even more beneficial! __________________ هَلْ جَزَاء الْإِحْسَانِ إِلَّا الْإِحْسَانُ؟ Is there any reward for good other than good? [ar-Rahman: 60] O Allah, Lord of Jibril, Mika'il and Israfil, Creator of the heavens and the earth, Knower of the unseen and the seen, You will judge between Your servants concerning that wherein they differ. Guide me with regard to that wherein there is dispute concerning the truth by Your leave, for You guide whomsoever You will to the straight path. Oh Allah, I seek refuge in You lest I misguide others, or I am misguided by others, lest I cause others to err or I am caused to err, lest I abuse others or be abused, and lest I behave foolishly or meet with the foolishness of others.