@ Abdullahii: I don't just have curry stuck between my keyboard... I have it stuck between my teeth too. BEAT THAT! Wait... is that curry or what.. It sall green. Could be mold, could be spinach. Can't tell the difference.

Originally Posted by Nájlá

You boys should really thank your mothers/sisters.

I do. I wake up to a messy room, come back from school to a clean one.

Originally Posted by Hayaa

Talk about graphic. :P Btw, bro Rashad still owes all of the sisters repsssss! *cough*

...Why? What reps? If anything, you all owe me reps.

why on earth I came to this thread before eating my dinner

Sorry about the graphic imagery

^ too late, I lost my appetite for the dinner

^dont worry you'll get it back!

''Research''

The Brothers are chilling in the brotherhood HQ when tilmeez poses a question that was burning everyone inside.

Tilmeez : whats up with the sisters i was just looking at the thread and post count of the segregated sections and the sisters section has 3 times more posts than the male section. It stand at 86,729 posts to 31,791??!

Rashad: yeah! i always wondered why this is?

Guven: There is no need to worry brothers they are probably compiling lots of research data on things like ''ways to save the environment'' or ''finding cures for diseases''

Abdullahii: SISTERS doing research?.....nah its too good to be true brothers,if you would allow me to explain using logic! if they are doing any scientific study it will probably be the research to produce permanent lip-gloss or a hijab tier programmable with funky styles?

ZAK: or they could just be talking about garbage for example their silly ''daily encounters''

Guven: daily encounters like ''oh my! Hiba islamic accessories have stocked in nice shoes''

Abdullahii : or? 10 sisters posting the same topic of discussion which could be ''Guess what i got a new bag''

Muezzin : These are assumption that you are making, i would laugh so loudly if all their posts are compilations of SQL database code to crack the system and abolish our section and then to impose their rules.....huh! have you guys ever thought of that!



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''The sweet disconnection''

While the brothers are trying to understand the cause of the big margin between posts....The girls are in a secret location preparing for something big ...a user will be disconnected from the forum today!

Jawhara is present today a super mod who has reached this high status by using the rhetoric ''its not fair''...........what is not fair? you may ask, her full winning sentence actually was ''its not fair all the brothers allocate one another positions as admins...super mods and so on whilst leaving us sisters out and that is out-right injustice!!''

Funky: have you done it?

Skye gossammer: im trying, just the one last C++ code then we'll run and connect hopefully no syntax errors.

Najla: so if it works one user from the brothers section will be logged out of the forum for good?

Jawhara: Thats right madamme

Najla:RIGHTEO!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.......................HAHAHAHAHA

Skye gossammer : ok we have good news and bad news the code has worked but the target is feeling sad and posted that his cat has just died ....as per requested the user was Abdullahii because of his bad remarks against US!.....what do you think girls? save or burn

Funky: BURN

Jawhara: BURN

Najla : BURN

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''Abdullahii is disconnected''
An unanimous decision was made a saddened Abdullahii was to be Executed the next bit is not for the faint-hearted it shows the poor Abdullahii being logged out


Rashad: brother dont worry inshallah you can always get another cat? you know

Abdullahii: Yeah i am aware of that but me and Bambii bonded so well you see.... what can i do?

Guven:Brother to cheer you up Chelsea have lost to blackburn rovers 3-0

Abdullahii: thanks for the efforts guys i really appreciate it....AHHH! whats happening my mouse is moving by its self..........HEY!...HEY! MY EYES! MY WEBROWSER WHATS GOING ON ...I KNEW THEY WERE TRYING TO GET ME .....HELP!......... HELP! PEOPLE!...........HELP!........................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .............

and that was it the mission ''sweet disconnection'' was acomplished

^ Nice lol
hahaha...Bambii..love the name

lol lol Abdullahii sorry to hear about your cat lol

we'll just have to try again sometime

Don't worry Akhi Abdullahi I will send you replacement cat's 30-40, depending on how many I can catch. Hope you don't mind they are feral cats and never been touched by humans. Be careful when you get them, they bite.

Nice to see this thread's still active!
What did actually bring about the weirdness of LI? Really?
And why's everyone still picking on Mz. Alpha?

Originally Posted by Musaafirah

And why's everyone still picking on Mz. Alpha?

Mz. Alpha ??

Nice One ....opening post

Bump. . . . . . .

I can't believe I missed the brilliant posts of Abdullahi.. amongst many others.. Jazakoum Allah khyran.. got to re-subscribe ...

lol this thread is hilarious and awesome Masha`Allaah

Its sad to hear that Brother Abdullaahis cat left Al Dunya tho sorry