The Cop Chase

"Put your hands up NOW!"


3 with masks came running through the door. They dispersed themselves into different areas.

Brother Ansar Al-'Adl quickly got up and selected Far7an & Muhammad to lead the expedition.


Ansar Al-'Adl rushed towards the male wudhu room and found a tall, thin man looking through the cubicles.


Ansar Al-'Adl: "Alhamdulillah, they only came after salaah" :coolbro: he whispered to himself..

The man's head was still behind the cubicle, when suddenly Ansar Al-'Adl kicked his leg from behind - so he fell, then he pushed his head into the toilet.

The handcuffs were flashing infront of his eyes.


Ansar Al-'Adl: Shall i refute him? I might aswell..



..Muhammad was hiding behind a shoe rack.. he couldn't control his laughter. Someone had brought a pair of slippers and was probably desperate that they don't get stolen - so they had placed a padlock in between them.

He diverted his attention towards the jackets, where he saw a short, chubby, bald man looking through the sisters jackets.


Muhammad: What are you doing here!?


Man: We're arresting you under the terrorism act!


Muhammad: Why? What proof have you against us?


Man: erm.. Your religion tells you to kill all the non muslims!


Muhammad: Then wouldn' you be dead?


Man: Soo.. why does your God let you marry 4 women?


Muhammad: Why does your country let a man marry a man?



Muhammad walks upto the man and kindly says: "This is a peaceful religion so please leave us, and we will leave you.."

As Muhammad is about to walk away, the policeman shouts "FREEZE!", suddenly Muhammad turns around with a rapid roundhouse kick. *WHAM*



Far7an is really angry.. he's just seen the amount of press outside. So he step's outside near the entrance..


Click on me [this link] to find out what he says.


[For the people who prefer text only:]

When are you people going to tell the truth?

When are you people going to tell the people the truth about us?


Instead of telling them we're terrorists?

Who have we bombed?!



Which individual have we attacked?

Which policeman have we had a problem with for 20months!


We're the ones who've been praying on the streets! and you police want to violate us again..


I'll fight you!.. thats what you wanted to hear, isn't it? Ain't it mr. policeman? I bow *points to forehead* this to Allaah subhanahu wa ta'aala! I don't accept your authority... I accept Allaah subhanahu wa ta'aala. I do not fear you people!

You people are acting on heights! You show no compassion, no mercy, because it's not instilled into you! You're all bullies!


What you gna do, lock me up!? What else you gna do - beat me up? What can you do!!

Brother G-HaD-Ta-Raaza comes running towards the entrance and shouts: "Yeah! And realise that jannah is under the shade of swords!!!"


Press #1: What is jannah!?


G-HaD-Ta-Raaza: Come inside to find out!


Some of the press be reluctant to come inside, but a few come in anyway...



Arwa & amani : Identification Please?


Far7an: Let them sign in as anonymous.. but if someone messes about, oor if anyone does anything suspicious - notify the mods or admins and we'll permanently ban them.


Arwa: Okay insha'Allaah. barak Allaahu feekum (may Allaah bless you.) By the way - take your shoes off before you walk in.


Far7an: Wa iyak (and you.)


G-HaD-Ta-Raaza: Not me! I got clean shoes on, plus The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings be upon him) -

"He used to stand (in prayer) bare-footed sometimes and wearing shoes sometimes." [Abu Dawood & Ibn Maajah. It is a mutawatir hadeeth as Tahaawi has mentioned.]

But don't take my word for it.. I still need to find a fatwa regarding this issue yet.



*Umm_Shaheed comes in abit late because she was locked in college..*


Umm_Shaheed: masha'Allaah, i neva knew that!? my shoez are ayt too, so i can go in too yeah?

[normal language: my shoes are alright/okay too, so i can go in too - can't i?]


amani: Wait up - let me check on IslamQ&A (Walking with shoes in the masjid permissible?) - you just go in without them for a while.


Umm_Shaheed: Safe.. inabit insha'Allaah. Asalamu 'alykum wr wb.


Arwa: wa 'alykum.


Umm_Shaheed: lol me a muslim you know! say it fully...


Arwa: lol okay - wa 'alykum as-Salaam warahmatulahi wabarakatuh..


amani: happy?


Far7an: Me and G-HaD-Ta-Raaza take the males to the Brothers Chat Room so we can discuss islam, and sis amani - take the females to the sisters islamic chat room, okay?


amani: Sure insha'Allaah.



While this was going on - the brothers were discussing a crucial topic:


seeker_of_ilm: If anyone's having a hard time with their wifey - this hadith will cheer them up insha'Allaah:

"
No woman in this world upsets her husband but his wife from among al-Hoor al-'Eeyn will say, "Do not upset him, may Allaah kill you! For he is with you only temporarily, and soon he will leave you and come to us."" [Saheeh al-Jaami' as-Sagheer, 6/125, no. 7069]



zÂk: Alhamdulillah I'm not married.. yet...



Shadow: If I had a wife with green hair - we would go on train rides in jannah


Khaldun: Back on topic brothers. Far7an's here with some new members...


Far7an: *Ahem* These guys want to know more about islam. Anyone who wants to give da'wah - please come forward.


Press # 1: What are the rights of women in islam?


Brother Ähmed comes forward.


Ähmed: Before you ask the secondary questions - lets refer to the primary aspects of our faith.


seeker_of_ilm: masha'Allaah, i've heard that the technique this brother uses - it can call a person to islam within 5 to 10mins! So listen up...


("Behind the Scenes" of LI)The Day of Da'wah (continued - click here) Part 3

The Day of Da'wah


*Ähmed aims his question at Press#1*

Ähmed: Do you believe in a Creator or a Higher Power?


Press#1: I don't really believe in a god...


Ähmed: But for instance, if i got a bucket of ink, and spilt it on a massive page - could it turn into an encyclopeadia? Or if I told you that something as small as a shop (with everything inside of it) was created by itself, not just created by itself - but kept running by itself aswell - without an owner, would you believe me?


Press#1: Obviously not..


Ähmed: The same way this whole world is Created by an Owner. Just look how advanced the creation is. Look at the earth, and you see how it's standing on nothing - there aren't any pillars to support it - yet its stayed up for thousands of years. And look at how the resources within the earth have lasted for thousands of years.

Were they created of nothing, or were they themselves the creators? (Qur'an 52:35)

Scientists even say that the earth will be destroyed, and we as muslims know that for a fact because the Creator of it tells us:

All that is on earth will perish: (Qur'an 55:26)

But we know that we are here for a reason. Not just to build up our wealth, because if that was the case - we're going to die anyway, so that wealth is going to be of no use.

You see how the most wealthiest and famous among the people have the most difficult of lives because their always afraid that they'll be assasinated, or kidnapped etc. They always find it hard to trust anyone, because that person may only be attatched to them because of their wealth. Yet these are the people that everyone strives to be, even if the person ends up commiting suicide in the end.


This is why, submitting ones self to their Creator is the best form of protection and satisfaction a human can have. They know that their destiny is already written for them, so they don't be afraid of death - they know that they will return to their Creator, and if they followed what Allaah commanded them - then they are promised paradise where the real enjoyment will be.

This world is only a temporary test, and the ones who are successful are the ones who believed in the promise of their Lord, Allaah Almighty.





Press#2: Okay.. but every religion says their the truth. How do we know what is?


Alpha Dude: So, you believe in a Creator? But do you think that we will be created for nothing?

To tell us the difference between wrong and right - Allaah sends us messengers from among mankind, and their main message is to convey that there is none worthy of worship besides their Creator - Allaah.

This has been the same message from Aadam, (peace be upon him) - the first of men, all the way upto Muhammad (peace be upon him.)


We believe that there are a total of 124,000 prophets. This is where the christians went astray because they started calling Jesus (peace be upon him) God [unlike the Jewish extreme which reject him totally, and the christian extreme of claiming him of having divinity]. However, we believe that he is a messenger of Allaah, and is promised a high rank in paradise.

There is no compulsion in religion - but we all are certain of death.. then we will return to our Creator, and be responsible for our actions in this life - good or bad.

On that Day will men proceed in companies sorted out, to be shown the deeds that they (had done).

Then shall anyone who has done an atom's weight of good, see it!

And anyone who has done an atom's weight of evil, shall see it.


(Qur'an Chapter 99: 6-8)

The ones who believed in the promise of their Lord, their Creator and worked righteous deeds - they will be rewarded with paradise, and anyone who rejected the day they would meet their Creator, and His Promise - they will be punished severely because they denied the fact that none should be worshipped but Him.



Press#2: But that guy there was saying something about Jannat? Who's Jannat, and why is she under the shade of swords?


G-HaD-Ta-Raaza: Do you want a slap?


Press#1: Noo.. I want to know too. Is she she married? Because you guys were talking about marriage earlier right?


Mazed: Look bro. What brother G-HaD-Ta-Raaza was saying is that Jannah aka Jannat is under the shade of swords. Which can mean that its surrounded by trials, as a test for the mankind.

I know it may seem confusing, but just imagine a teacher giving some students an exam. The people who aren't that clever will get the easier exam right? Whereas the ones who are more knowledgable will get a more tougher exam paper, so if they get a higher mark - they'll be rewarded with a higher position. The same can be said about paradise.




Anyway, this hardship can be through disliked things i.e. fighting against an oppressing power, giving a portion of your wealth to the poor, or fasting - because it instills taqwa into a person.


Press#1: Taqwa?


Mazed: Taqwa is having God consciessness - being aware that your Creator is watching over you in everything that you do, hence you fear to disobey Him. Fearing to disobey Him because He punishes the ones who persist in evil. And having that love to obey Him because He will bless you more and more within this life, and the hereafter.


Press#2: I wna talk more about Jannat!




chacha_jalebi: U wna talk about Jannat yeh? Me got some good info. fo ya - wait up

1st of all - Jannah is a reward for the people who believed that no-one should be worshipped except their Creator - Allaah Alone. This is by following Allaah and His Messenger (peace be upon him) - from the Qur'an [the word of Allaah] and the Sunnah [the ways of Allaah's messenger (peace be upon him.)]

By the way - we don't believe Allaah is a he or she, we just say He because linguistically, you would say He. Anyway if you got any questions about that - ask the brothers later on the forum


OK - now me got the small print done After everyone been judged on da Day of Judgement - the sinless believers will go to paradise. They can have anything they want there, and its all free! FREEBIES!! because they believed in the promise of their Lord and they obeyed Him!!


They will have big mansions there and more!:

(Al-Jannah - The Paradise.)"and they will reside in the high dwellings [Paradise] in peace and security." [Qur'aan 34:37]

"Those will be rewarded with the highest place [in Paradise] because of their patience. Therein they shall be met with greetings and the word of peace and respect" [Qur'aan 25:75]


"And they will have therein their sustenance, morning and evening. Such is the Paradise, which We shall give as an inheritance to those of Our slave who have been al-Muttaqûn [pious and righteous]" [Qur'aan 19:62-63]


"Trays of gold and cups will be passed round them, [there will be] therein all that one's soul could desire, all that the eyes could delight in, and you will abide therein forever" [Qur'aan 43:71]


..."and the flesh of fowls any that they may desire" [Qur'aan 56:21]

mmm... me hungry now!





Press#1: The thing is.. it seems kind of hard to believe. No offence?

I understand what you mean about Allaah being the Only Creator. Because obviously if there were others - then the gods would always be challenging each other etc. Plus the idols people worship are just stone and material anyway.. so i agree with the idea that there's only One God who should be worshipped. I just don't understand about the 'hereafter'?



*Meanwhile - brother akulion walks in, but he's standing in the main room, outside the Brothers room.*


Khaldun: What's up brother akulion!? come inside insha'Allaah.


akulion: Wait up! I'm just dropping my wife off in the sisters room. 2 minutes insha'Allaah.


Press#2: Be quick. We have to leave inabit.




Ansar Al-'Adl: If you can believe Allaah can Create this world and everyone/thing inside it - then it's easy to believe that Allaah can bring us to life again. It's a Mercy from Allaah because the ones that had injustice done to them in this world - they can retaliate, and the ones that oppressed others will be judged by the One Mighty in Power.

Just think about Bush or Hitler, and you'll get a smile on your face.

But remember that Allaah's Mercy is Sooo Great that even if they repent sincerely and amend their ways - Allaah will forgive them and grant them paradise. Anyone who's alive in this world has the chance of Allaah's Mercy descending upon him or her. Too bad, Hitler's already dead.


Press#2: Thankyou for the info. But we have to go now.. havn't even got an article for the day. Bye!


Khaldun: Is it not time for those who believed to open up their hearts for Allaah's message, and the truth that is revealed herein? They should not be like the followers of previous scriptures whose hearts became hardened with time and, consequently, many of them turned wicked. [Qur'an 57:16]

Know that Allaah revives the land after it had died. We thus explain the revelations for you, that you may understand. [Qur'an 57:17]



Press#2 pulls Press#1's arm - "Let's Go!" Press#1 looks at akulion in the eyes sincerely.. He hesitates, but they both turn around and leave...



akulion: "He seems desperate to find out..." he whispers to himself. *sigh*