"Behind the Scenes" of LI - Page 9

lolwatever · 12:50 AM

lol bro Fi you're a classic, but mashalha it's actually a VEEEEERY informative read..i actually thought it was a good reminder even though it had a massive comical element.

jazak allah kheir
keep em coming!

salamzz

ps: that "i'm dropping my wife off to the sis section" killed me lolling lol.. it's like as if

1. He carries his wife to the computer.
2. Seats her on the computer chair.
3. Tells her how to turn on the power.
4. Types for her the windows user name and password.
5. Shows her how to click on internet explorer
6. Types for her 'islamicboard.com'
7. She tells him "i want to go to sisters section"
8. He shows her how to click the button for sis section.
9. She asks why its not showing anything.
10. He tells her "you didn't enter your username and password"
11. she says "hwo do i enter my username and password"
12. He replise: "what is it?" "ill log you in"
13. She's in the sis section now

14. Now he can go back to the meeting...

ps: absolutely no offense to akulion or his wife!! if it is i'll take it off hehe.. it's bro Fi's fault aftearll

Faizah · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 07-30-2006

That was brilliant, mashaAllah. Lol chacha jalebi's bit cracked me up though.

Halima · 01:58 PM

The next one should have Bro Fi in it!

Chacha_Jelabi says: yeah matey! This mad story is g8! Chanku for ebryting

piXie · 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fi_Sabilillah

Press#2 pulls Press#1's arm - "Let's Go!" Press#1 looks at akulion in the eyes sincerely.. He hesitates, but they both turn around and leave...

akulion: "He seems desperate to find out..." he whispers to himself. *sigh*

Suddenly - the brothers hear a loud scream.

_salam_: What was that?!!!

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that was me :sister: i was peeking into th brothers section...my long pixie ears gav me away

....n they saw me....

so a little scream escaped....by one of th brothers ? or by me ? cant decide

(j/k)

btw tht was a great read mashallah. cant wait for th next part.
wens th next part coming

Fighting4Iman · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 07-30-2006

mashAllah, chacha jalebi was braught to life there

lol!!

bro fi-sab subhanAllah, i'll definitly rememba u in my dua's, such an entertaining method of teaching, may Allah reward you bro!!! REWARD YOU PLENTIFULLY!!!

AsIaN_qUeEn · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 07-30-2006

i skipped thru the scripts but didnt spot my name :9 so didnt bother readin ahaha lol messin top stuff

- Qatada - · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 07-30-2006

jazak Allaah khayr and ameen..

lol nex part iz comin up 2moro.. if i can make anythin by 2day - insha'Allaahu ta'aala.

**chacha_jalebi** · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 07-30-2006

lol when i saw the title of dis thread, bhind d scenes of LI, i fort it was sum history thin of LI, but d stories

mashallah mashallah

lol keep it up

they all gud

Al-Mu'minah · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 07-30-2006

Masha Allah! That was great! I can't waite for the next one.

Umm Safiya · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 07-31-2006

This is just great masha Allâh..

Barak Allâhu fîki bro fi..

snakelegs · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 07-31-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by Umm_Shaheed

Dun wori... bro fi don't care bout reps!.... hes doin it xclusivly 4 Allah innit!

yeah i know - but it's just such a fun way to show your appreciation....

ok i'll cut out the slang! It's only funny in the scene.

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snakelegs · 08:58 AM

thanks for another good one. i think this time i can give your reps.
my favourite:

"Press#2 pulls Press#1's arm - "Let's Go!" Press#1 looks at akulion in the eyes sincerely.. He hesitates, but they both turn around and leave...

akulion: "He seems desperate to find out..." he whispers to himself. *sigh*

Suddenly - the brothers hear a loud scream.

_salam_: What was that?!!! "

edit: naw, i can't give you reps yet. yeah, i know you don't care......

- Qatada - · **Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI -** 07-31-2006

What's That!?

PiNk_n_PoSh: Aaaaaaaargh!! A rat!

PiXie: Don't worry.. he's not gona eat ya! he might eat her though *points at cheese*

cheese: hm.. what if that mouse was reincarnated?

Muslimah_Sis: You know we don't believe that islamically right?

Hana_Aku: People from polytheistic religions mainly follow that ideology.

cheese: True true... but what do they believe?

*charisma*: I think they believe that if they lead a good life, they might be reincarnated into something like a queen or king. But if they do evil, they might turn into something like a snake or a rat.

cheese: Lol - so in their beliefs - ratties probably been a bad boy in the past.. naughty rat!

HAJI_HELENA: So what do you think he would have to do to become a good person. What are your opinions?

amirah_87: You never know, he probably promised that he wouldn't steal any cheese

islamgyal: my kittens can probably eat him up

cheese: lol wateva.. we don't believe in this stuff anyways.

PiNk_n_PoSh: STOP IGNORIN ME! Luk yeah, is any1 gona kill da ugly rat or not!?

Don't u even kno about the hadith narrated by Aa'isha radhiAllaahu anha (may Allah be pleased with her)?! :rant: :rant:

Tayyaba: Oh I know! Can I tell?

PiNk_n_PoSh: Ayt.. buh some1 beta kil it quik den.

Tayyaba: Okay - Aa'isha (radhiAllaahu anha) narrated that the Messenger of Allaah (sal Allaahu alayhi waSalam - peace and blessings be upon him) said:

(am i a murderer?!?)“There are four things which are faasiq (corrupt) and may be killed at all times, whether one is in a state of ihraam [for Hajj and ‘Umrah] or not: kites*, crows, (am i a murderer?!?)mice/rats and mad dogs.” and its Narrated by Muslim, 1198.

PiNk_n_PoSh: Cleva! So who'z gona kil it den?!

Rabi'ya: You want me to do it? OK - wheres the shoe?

amirah_87: Wait - let me get the shoe with the padlock on! I wonder who's that was anyway

*silence... *

*sister amirah runs off to the shoes room*

islamgyal: i got an idea! Let the mouse go to the corner of the room - then we'll kill it! thats what my cats do!!

PiNk_n_PoSh: Whats it with you and cats man!?

*charisma*: Don't you know - cats are soo clean, that the Messenger of Allaah (peace be upon him) even did wudhu from the water left over by a cat.

Umm Hamza: kool! i never knew that.. BarkAllaahu feeki sister.

ratty: Why don't u just leave me alone.. *squeak*

PiNk_n_PoSh: Did anyone hear that!

Al-Mu'minah: Hear what sister?

PiNk_n_PoSh: Th..the..rat..it.. sp..sppoke

Ha ha! rofl.. they think you're krazy *squeak*

PiNk_n_PoSh: Wheres the shoe already!

*amirah comes running in* "wait up! its here! i think it was imported from Yemen..

Umm_Shaheed: "Where's my AK?" she whispers to herself. She starts to search through the side pockets of her jilbaab/veil.

mouse: PiNk_n_PoSh, tell her to leave me alone. I hate her.. wallaahi / Allaah di kasmé / By Allaah! i won't steal any cheese today *squeak*

PiNk_n_PoSh: aww..

Umm_Shaheed: Here it is! *reloads gun - click click* I only had 1 bullet left anywayz..

*Meanwhile - ratty crawls off to his little house, while everyones attention has suddenly diverted to someone else*

A shadow enters into the room. Everything's silent now...

Umm_Shaheed grips her weapon tighter - "whos that?" she whispers..

PiNk_n_PoSh: I dno...

Halima: Allaah Almighty knows best.

*The shadow silently approaches.. then sits down.*

Umm_Shaheed: Who are you?! And what are you doing here!??

_____ : "I've come here to give you glad tidings/good news..." the voice whispers..

*The room is silent, so everyone hears the voice clearly...*

amirah_87: What did she say!? sorry, i was tring to look for the rat. He's ran away somewhere

Labibah: Shh.. the sister has to say something important.

_____ : Did you hear about the police outside? she asked in a low and quiet whisper.

cheese: Yeah - they get me soo mad.. Allaah azawajal will destroy them like the people of 'Aad (Prophet Hud) and Thamud (Prophet Salih) insha'Allaahu ta'aala.

_____ : Allaah subhanahu wa ta'aala does Have the Power to do that.. like you might have seen the hurricane katrina in the US etc. But these miracles were especially for the nations before the Bani Israeel (children of Israeel) - like you said, the people of 'Aad (Prophet Hud), Thamud (Prophet Salih), the people of Prophet Lut (peace be upon him) (Prophet Lut (Lot)) and even Pharoah at the time of Musa (Moses - peace be upon him.) (Prophet Musa (Moses) and Harun (Aaron)) All of them were killed by natural disasters sent by Allaah azawajal!

PiNk_n_PoSh: How come da bad people aren't destroyed now though?

_____ : That's because Allaah chose for this nation - the nation/ummah of Muhammad (peace be upon him) and for the nation of the Bani Israeel to fight with their own hands against the enemy, and Allaah Almighty would destroy them with the believers hands.

Umm_Shaheed: Yup, with swords and gunz

anonymous: But i thought islam was a peaceful religion?

Umm_Shaheed: Yeah it is.. but it's a religion of justice too. So if someone slaps you on the cheek, you have the right to defend yourself.

anonymous: OK

Ladee_Maryam: But how did the other nations be protected from the punishment?

Mawaddah: They made hijrah for the sake of pleasing Allaah Almighty. Hijrah is like movig from one place to another, for example - when the muslims were tortured in Mecca for following islam - they made hijrah to Abysinnia & later to Medinah so that they could worship Allaah properly. The same with the nations before.

Also:

In The Noble Qur'an - An-Nisa 4:97-98 - Allaah Almighty says:

Verily! As for those whom the angels take (in death) while they are wronging themselves (as they stayed among the disbelievers even though emigration was obligatory for them), they (angels) say (to them): "In what (condition) were you?" They reply: "We were weak and oppressed on earth." They (angels) say: "Was not the earth of Allâh spacious enough for you to emigrate therein?" Such men will find their abode in Hell - What an evil destination!

Except the weak ones among men, women and children who cannot devise a plan, nor are they able to direct their way.

and Also:

[22:58] Those who leave their homes in the cause of Allah, and are then slain or die,- On them will Allah bestow verily a goodly Provision: Truly Allah is He Who bestows the best provision.

[22:59] Verily He will admit them to a place with which they shall be well pleased: for Allah is All-Knowing, Most Forbearing.

It was narrated by Amr Ibn Al-Aas; “When Islam entered my heart, I went to the Messenger of Allah and said: ‘Give me your hand so that I may pledge allegiance to you.’ The Prophet spread his hand, but I withdrew mine. He said, ‘What is wrong Amr?’ I said, ‘I want to make a condition.’ ‘And what is that?’ he said. I said, ‘That Allah will forgive me.’ Then the Messenger of Allah said, ‘Did you not know that Islam wipes out what came before it, and that Hijrah wipes out what came before it and that Hajj wipes out what came before it!’”

It's in Saheeh Muslim, number 121 insha'Allaah.

amirah_87: masha'Allaah thats so kool! Remember when we were in damaaj..

Nawal89: I miss it soo much. Even all the sursurs sometimes wallah.

Mawaddah: Everytime I see those pics I feel like i want to cry too you know I want to go back soooooooo bad , I miss the goats too *sniffle*

Umm_Shaheed: *Ahem* can we carry on now..

Mawaddah & amirah: Oh.. sorry

Rabi'ya: So what was the good news you were going to give us sister?

_____ :Allaah azawajal knows best.. but it seems like the hour is near.. This is the first time within our islamic history that we don't have a true islamic political leader. We don't have a proper nation that is running under the islamic shariah' (law.) Our muslim brothers and sisters are being attacked from all sides.

Tayyaba: But how is that good news?

_____ : Does this remind you of anything?

PiNk_n_PoSh: erm.. nope.

Al-Mu'minah: Oh yeah! The sahabah/companions (may Allaah Almighty be pleased with them) of the Messenger of Allaah (peace be upon him) while in Makkah, never really had a place to make hijrah to.

Only after the Prophet (peace be upon him) got the command from Allaah Almighty - that's when they had the chance to leave.

Halima: Yeah.. they only had the chance to make hijrah to Medinah - 13yrs after the first revelation.

_____ : Na'am (yes) - 20yrs ago, Iraq was

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lolwatever stare at stars.. Status: Offline Posts: 4,653 Reputation: 13782 Rep Power: 39 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Solar System Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 07-30-2006 lol bro Fi you're a classic, but mashalha it's actually a VEEEEERY informative read..i actually thought it was a good reminder even though it had a massive comical element. jazak allah kheir keep em coming! salamzz ps: that "i'm dropping my wife off to the sis section" killed me lolling lol.. it's like as if 1. He carries his wife to the computer. 2. Seats her on the computer chair. 3. Tells her how to turn on the power. 4. Types for her the windows user name and password. 5. Shows her how to click on internet explorer 6. Types for her 'islamicboard.com' 7. She tells him "i want to go to sisters section" 8. He shows her how to click the button for sis section. 9. She asks why its not showing anything. 10. He tells her "you didn't enter your username and password" 11. she says "hwo do i enter my username and password" 12. He replise: "what is it?" "ill log you in" 13. She's in the sis section now 14. Now he can go back to the meeting... ps: absolutely no offense to akulion or his wife!! if it is i'll take it off hehe.. it's bro Fi's fault aftearll __________________ commenthere: www.behold--thepowerofcheese.spaces.msn.com ليس بعلم ما حواه القمطر، ماالعلم إلا ما وعاه الصدر .::.....sabr Ayyoub.....::. Last edited by lolwatever; 07-30-2006 at 12:50 AM..

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Faizah الأ ثرية Status: Offline Posts: 7,362 Reputation: 30194 Rep Power: 65 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: ~ Daar as-Sa'aadah ~ Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 07-30-2006 That was brilliant, mashaAllah. Lol chacha jalebi's bit cracked me up though. __________________

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Halima Modesty Status: Offline Posts: 2,536 Reputation: 3274 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Mar 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 07-30-2006 The next one should have Bro Fi in it! Chacha_Jelabi says: yeah matey! This mad story is g8! Chanku for ebryting __________________ Do your charity in the name of Da'wah and help us out Insha'Allah Khair. http://www.islamicboard.com/news-ann...tml#post418706 Last edited by Halima; 07-30-2006 at 01:58 PM..

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Fighting4Iman Fighting4Emaan Status: Offline Posts: 16,004 Reputation: 48512 Rep Power: 93 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Fighting4Emaan Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 07-30-2006 mashAllah, chacha jalebi was braught to life there lol!! bro fi-sab subhanAllah, i'll definitly rememba u in my dua's, such an entertaining method of teaching, may Allah reward you bro!!! REWARD YOU PLENTIFULLY!!! __________________ -Fighting for my Emaan- I Will Not Lose - Never - No Way - Not Ever

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AsIaN_qUeEn Account Disabled Status: Offline Posts: 4,497 Reputation: 3945 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: UK Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 07-30-2006 i skipped thru the scripts but didnt spot my name :9 so didnt bother readin ahaha lol messin top stuff

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- Qatada - Ummah Under 1 Banner Status: Offline Posts: 10,378 Reputation: 41985 Rep Power: 84 Join Date: May 2005 Location: ...travelling to the hereafter.. Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 07-30-2006 jazak Allaah khayr and ameen.. lol nex part iz comin up 2moro.. if i can make anythin by 2day - insha'Allaahu ta'aala. __________________ iDawah.com Bringing Dawah back..to the future! http://salaf-stories.blogspot.com

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chacha_jalebi Status: Offline Posts: 4,264 Reputation: 32160 Rep Power: 60 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ambala Boxes :( Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 07-30-2006 lol when i saw the title of dis thread, bhind d scenes of LI, i fort it was sum history thin of LI, but d stories mashallah mashallah lol keep it up they all gud __________________ Jaa-Ro-Nee-Mo!!! "they ask you when will the help of Allah (swt) come! Certainly Allah (Swt) help is always near" Surah al Baqarah v214 SMILE

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Al-Mu'minah LI Kindest Status: Offline Posts: 5,165 Reputation: 22526 Rep Power: 57 Join Date: Jan 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 07-30-2006 Masha Allah! That was great! I can't waite for the next one. __________________

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Umm Safiya Umm Tiflayn Status: Offline Posts: 1,143 Reputation: 2408 Rep Power: 25 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Tahta 'Arshillâh Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 07-31-2006 This is just great masha Allâh.. Barak Allâhu fîki bro fi.. __________________ .::[ Kullu nafsin dhâ-iqatul mawt ]::.

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snakelegs nusrat fanatic Status: Offline Posts: 6,243 Reputation: 28381 Rep Power: 59 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: California Way of Life: Agnostic	Re: "Behind the Scenes" of LI - 07-31-2006 thanks for another good one. i think this time i can give your reps. my favourite: "Press#2 pulls Press#1's arm - "Let's Go!" Press#1 looks at akulion in the eyes sincerely.. He hesitates, but they both turn around and leave... akulion: "He seems desperate to find out..." he whispers to himself. sigh Suddenly - the brothers hear a loud scream. _salam_: What was that?!!! " edit: naw, i can't give you reps yet. yeah, i know you don't care...... __________________ each man thinks of his own fleas as gazelles question authority Last edited by snakelegs; 07-31-2006 at 08:58 AM..