Assalamu Alaikum

Alright, I sorta wrote this a long time ago...and was VERY hesitant about posting it, but I guess it distroys the whole purpose of writing it: to share it with all of you! Well, I've been here long enough to know many of the EXTRAORDINARY members that make LI unique and special Mashallah, including the nonmuslims who have had to deal with our craziness..

Anyways I wrote this on my free time *during class when it got soo boring*, and it's a bit outdated, but those of you who have been here for a few months, should know what is going on Inshallah..Alright, Imma shut up now and let you all read..


Characters in this Scene (so the newbies don't get lost):

Ofcoarse the Golden Title is given to the
Head Administrator of LI:

Kadafi : Creator of LI (Barak Allahu Feek!)

Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):

Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter
Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh mashallah, also helped with the creation of LI

The SuperMods also referred to as
SM's of LI:

Far7an: Most sarcastic, and top SM at LI
zAk: Who doesn’t know him!
Muhammed: One of the more knowledgeable brothers…closes threads in peace
Ra'eesah:Mashallah, Very knowledgable, an amazing mod mashallah, but no longer with us *sigh*

Brownies a.k.a "the kids", but formally known as the
Moderators of LI:

Mamsoo- Is now known and referred to as Labiba..(sorry gal, mamsoo will always be stuck with me)
Ahmed-LI’sHalo addict!
Halima- LI’s Fatwa distributer
Rabi'ya- The "Quiet" sister mod
Fi- Very knowledgeable bro, mini version of Ansar, always has ahadith at the tip of his fingertips!

Full Members (majority of LI, we rule! 'cept when we get warnings )
czgibson- LI's nonmuslim refuter, english teacher, and excellent character *if you read this thread, please ignore the spelling and grammar mistakes..*

*disclaimer: characters based on real people, and real life events
**THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN TO OFFEND ANYONE!! IF MODS FEEL THAT IT IS SOMEWHAT OFFENDING OR PROVIDES A NEGATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LI, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DELETE WITHOUT CONSENT**

Part - I

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Main Room
Everyone is sitting on a nice recliner chair sipping on their favorite drink, except the mods who sat at the trainee table (excluding mamsoo, cuz shes not a kid ;)) Mamsoo and Ra'eesah are discussing social frailities in ths world, while the brother SMs (supermods) are discussing the destruction of the marriage section.

zAk: it must go, too many kids

Far7an: I agree, there topics are childish

zAk: v must talk to kadafi about it

Muhammed: But, ppl would lose their (moderating) jobs

zAk: hmmmmmmm

far7an: well we can assign them to another section

zAk: ah

Muhammed: what about those that need real advice?

zAk: v have the counselling section

far7an: when will Kada---

All of a sudden Kadafi comes in with Ansar and khaldun behind him, both wearing shades.
Kadafi looks around then signals with his hand the SMs to the 'back office'

zAk and far7an slowly walk behind them whispering to eachother.

zAk: what's with ansar and khaldun wearing the shades? *raises eyebrow SS style*

far7an: Authority

zAk: ah.

Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today

All of them shrug and walk into the office.

BACK INTO THE MAIN ROOM

some gossip was going on between the "kids" about why the SM's were called back

Ahmad: I heard they were going to add another section

Mamsoo: I heard they were going to let someone go *shocked*

Fi: well whatever it is we shouldn't be talking about it, lets be patient and ask them when they return inshallah *insert hadith here*

Halima: I agree

All sit there in a moment of silence

Ahmad: So, anyone up for pizza?

Fi: We're on a budget *sigh*

Ahmad: Anyone willing to donate :brother:

Mamsoo: Ok, Ok, I'll pay for the pizza this time

Halima: no no no dont pay for all of it, ill pay half

Rabiya: ok, lets all pitch in

Mamsoo: nonsense! I said i was going to pay for it

Halima: I said i was gonna pay half, rabiya dont worry bout it

Rabiya: well i wont eat if im not even gonna pitch in my part.

Mamsoo: ok that's enough, i said i was paying, so I'm paying, alright?

Halima: Well ok whatever, when the pizza man comes, I'll just pay half

Sisters continue to bicker over the pizza

Fi and Ahmad look at each other

Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...

Fi: not unless u start bringing in your own money

INSIDE THE BACK OFFICE

kadafi: so what is all this about?

Ansar: I was refuting czgibson...Inshallah this wont take long *ahem*

SuperMods get a bit nervous

Ra'essah: I have no clue whats going on, so dont ask me.

Far7an: well, zAk and i were discussing how it might be gud to close the marriage section for a bit.

zAk: more like forever.

Ansar: *sigh*

Khaldun: ah, let the kids have their fun

Kadafi: and how will the closure of this section help or benefit the forum?

zAk: *cough* *looks at farhan*

far7an looks back at zAk signaling him to say something. Kadafi raises his eyebrow, waiting patiently for a reply.
zAk: vell how does it help the forum if v dont close it? ;) :brother:

Far7an: *looks at zAk because of his response* well, the topics are getting useless and there is no benefit to them. If a member wants real help, they can look at past threads or use the counseling section.


TO BE CONTINUED . . . . . (don't worry, more members have already been added to the next scenes..just be patient Inshallah)

("Behind the Scenes" of LI)Link to Part II

("Behind the Scenes" of LI)Link to Part III

("Behind the Scenes" of LI)Link to Part IV

("Behind the Scenes" of LI)Link to Part V

("Behind the Scenes" of LI)Link to Part VI

("Behind the Scenes" of LI)Link to Part VII

("Behind the Scenes" of LI)Link to Part VIII

("Behind the Scenes" of LI)Link to Part IX-I

("Behind the Scenes" of LI)Link to Part IX-II

("Behind the Scenes" of LI)Link to Part IX-III

("Behind the Scenes" of LI)Link to Part IX-IV

("Behind the Scenes" of LI)Link to Part IX-V

("Behind the Scenes" of LI)Link to Part IX-VI


fi aman Allah
w'salaam

finallyyyyyy ! wat took u soo loooooooong to post !! hilarious

bet vryone cant wait for the rest lol

lol sis u jokerr.

We're referred to as the kids?!

Muhammed: I thought it was cuz its sunny today

That was too funny. I can't wait for the rest.

wa alaikum assalam

haha that's so funny ^

that was just too good charisma. and too real! Jazakillah khayr for that!

Administrators of LI (shades included ofcoarse):

Ansar: One of LI’s top refuter
Khaldun : The “Quiet” Mod, expresses himself with a raise of an eyebrow…amazing hafidh, also helped with the creation of LI

Spot on!!

Can't wait till the rest either.

I ain't no kid!

Very funny Mimi.

Originally Posted by Halima

I ain't no kid!



great job mimi.

wa alaikum assalam

A bit of a bossy kid aswell eh? nah, I'm messing.

I thought you closed the thread then and I was looking forward to the next part.

lol...that was a nice read...JZK and thnx 4 da post :brother:

Mimi? ROFL

good job :sister:

Hillarious

A bit of a bossy kid aswell eh?

Ahmad: We're never gonna get our pizza, are we...

Ähmed*

loooool that was soooooooooooo funny

i cant wait for the rest

Good one sis. Very cool.

I'm gonna close this thread unless Minaz and I are featured. We have contracts!

I'm kidding. Good one!

Lol, very entertaining Chrisma sis

rofl!!

I cracked at the pizza story