Conversation ?? argggggh

**zAk** · **Conversation ?? argggggh -** 06-07-2005

Enjoy the terrific confusion in conversation between Mr. Watt and Mr. Will
Knott. OK And be ready to pluck your hairs
=================================
Mr. Watt rang the phone at the residence of Mr. Knott.
"Who's calling?" asked Knott.
"Watt."
"What is your name, please?"
"Watt's my name."
"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?"
"No, this is Knott."
"Please tell me your name."
"Will Knott."
YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED.
READ THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED...

"Why not?"
"Huh? What do you mean why not?"
"Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"
"But I told you my name!"
"Didn't you say you will not?"
"Not not, knott, Will Knott!"
"That's what I mean."
"So you know my name."
"Of course not!"
" Good. So now, what is yours?"
"Watt. Yours?"
"Your name!"
"Watt's my name."
"How the hell do I know? I am asking you!"
"Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not
even
told me yours yet."
"You have been patient, what about me?"
"I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told me
yours
yet."
"Of course not!"
"See, you even know my name!"
"Of course not!"
"Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"
"Because I don't."

[Pause]
"What is your name?"
"See, you know my name!"
"Of course not!"
"Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?"
"To find out your name!"
"But you already know it!"
"What?"
"See, but you know mine!"
"Of course not!"
"Exactly!"

NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS THEIR NAME, BUT
THEY
THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S NAME

"Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be
your
answer?"
"Watt's my name."
"No, no, give me only one word."
"Watt"
"Your name!"
"Right!"

[Pause before it hits him]

"Oh, Wright!"
"Yeah!"
"So why didn't you say it before?"
"I told you so many times!"
"You never said Wright before"
"Of course I did."
"Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"
"I do not."
"Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."
"I do not!"
"Good!"

[Pause before it hits him]

"Oh, Guud!"
"Good."
"No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"
"No, it's Knott!"
"Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."
"Yes Wright."
NOW THEY BOTH THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAME AS WELL!!!

Howzzat ???

aleefwaw · 07:35 PM

REMOVED

Sub-haan-Allah . . . :applaud:

MetSudaisTwice · **Page Updated: 25/05/2006**

mashallah that was very good, lol

**zAk** · **Re: Conversation ?? argggggh -** 06-07-2005

tht got me pull my hairs !!

btw v need to keep Mr Baldy away from this thread

he can harm his bald head

MetSudaisTwice · **Page Updated: 25/05/2006**

lol bro

junna1 · **Re: Conversation ?? argggggh -** 06-08-2005

That was funny.

Ra`eesah · **Re: Conversation ?? argggggh -** 06-08-2005

Assalamu'Alaykum

dont mean to be chachi or anything but bro. zAk... why didnt u post this on ur "zAk corner"

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... interesting

**zAk** · **Re: Conversation ?? argggggh -** 06-08-2005

u noticed

i hd my reasons ;)

Ra`eesah · **Re: Conversation ?? argggggh -** 06-08-2005

Assalamu'Alaykum

mind sharing ? .................................

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

**aamirsaab** · **Re: Conversation ?? argggggh -** 06-08-2005

Evidently, no

good joke though

**Abu Sayyad** · **Re: Conversation ?? argggggh -** 06-08-2005

funny lol

**zAk** · **Re: Conversation ?? argggggh -** 06-08-2005

Quote:

mind sharing ? .................................

Quote:

Evidently, no

Pinkrose · **Re: Conversation ?? argggggh -** 06-08-2005

~lol~

that was hilarious!! Good one bro zAk.

amani · **Re: Conversation ?? argggggh -** 06-08-2005

?????????????????????????/

Pinkrose · **Re: Conversation ?? argggggh -** 06-08-2005

~lol~ do you not get it sister?

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zAk Administrator Status: Online Posts: 20,519 Reputation: 54025 Rep Power: 111 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cyberabad Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Conversation ?? argggggh - 06-07-2005 Enjoy the terrific confusion in conversation between Mr. Watt and Mr. Will Knott. OK And be ready to pluck your hairs ================================= Mr. Watt rang the phone at the residence of Mr. Knott. "Who's calling?" asked Knott. "Watt." "What is your name, please?" "Watt's my name." "That's what I asked you. What's your name?" "That's what I told you. Watt's my name." A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?" "No, this is Knott." "Please tell me your name." "Will Knott." YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED. READ THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED... "Why not?" "Huh? What do you mean why not?" "Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?" "But I told you my name!" "Didn't you say you will not?" "Not not, knott, Will Knott!" "That's what I mean." "So you know my name." "Of course not!" " Good. So now, what is yours?" "Watt. Yours?" "Your name!" "Watt's my name." "How the hell do I know? I am asking you!" "Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours yet." "You have been patient, what about me?" "I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet." "Of course not!" "See, you even know my name!" "Of course not!" "Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?" "Because I don't." [Pause] "What is your name?" "See, you know my name!" "Of course not!" "Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?" "To find out your name!" "But you already know it!" "What?" "See, but you know mine!" "Of course not!" "Exactly!" NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS THEIR NAME, BUT THEY THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S NAME "Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be your answer?" "Watt's my name." "No, no, give me only one word." "Watt" "Your name!" "Right!" [Pause before it hits him] "Oh, Wright!" "Yeah!" "So why didn't you say it before?" "I told you so many times!" "You never said Wright before" "Of course I did." "Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?" "I do not." "Well, there you go, now we know each other's name." "I do not!" "Good!" [Pause before it hits him] "Oh, Guud!" "Good." "No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?" "No, it's Knott!" "Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud." "Yes Wright." NOW THEY BOTH THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAME AS WELL!!! Howzzat ???

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aleefwaw LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 1,329 Reputation: 1122 Rep Power: 26 Join Date: Jan 2005 Way of Life: Undisclosed	Re: Conversation ?? argggggh - 06-07-2005 REMOVED Sub-haan-Allah . . . :applaud: Last edited by Muhammad; 09-01-2005 at 07:35 PM.. Reason: Please don't quote long bits of text

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MetSudaisTwice SS NUMBER 1 FAN Status: Offline Posts: 6,837 Reputation: 5977 Rep Power: 36 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Planet called Earth apparently Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Conversation ?? argggggh - 06-07-2005 mashallah that was very good, lol __________________ Visit My Page for many recitations from known Imams and Quraa's Page Updated: 25/05/2006 New recordings of Sheikh Saad Numani, Imitator of Famous Imams and Quraa's added!!

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zAk Administrator Status: Online Posts: 20,519 Reputation: 54025 Rep Power: 111 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cyberabad Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Conversation ?? argggggh - 06-07-2005 tht got me pull my hairs !! btw v need to keep Mr Baldy away from this thread he can harm his bald head

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MetSudaisTwice SS NUMBER 1 FAN Status: Offline Posts: 6,837 Reputation: 5977 Rep Power: 36 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Planet called Earth apparently Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Conversation ?? argggggh - 06-07-2005 lol bro __________________ Visit My Page for many recitations from known Imams and Quraa's Page Updated: 25/05/2006 New recordings of Sheikh Saad Numani, Imitator of Famous Imams and Quraa's added!!

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junna1 Ice Queen Status: Offline Posts: 764 Reputation: 116 Rep Power: 22 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Michigan Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Conversation ?? argggggh - 06-08-2005 That was funny. __________________ :rose:This beauty that I have is just a simple part of me.This body that I have, no stranger has a right to see.These long clothes and this shawl I wear, ensure my modesty.Faith is far less fickle than fashion. Wouldn’t you agree?:wub:

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Ra`eesah UmmLuqmann Status: Offline Posts: 1,487 Reputation: 4570 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Apr 2005 Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Conversation ?? argggggh - 06-08-2005 Assalamu'Alaykum dont mean to be chachi or anything but bro. zAk... why didnt u post this on ur "zAk corner" hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... interesting __________________ .::.P e r p l e x i t i e s of L i f e .::.

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zAk Administrator Status: Online Posts: 20,519 Reputation: 54025 Rep Power: 111 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cyberabad Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Conversation ?? argggggh - 06-08-2005 u noticed i hd my reasons ;)

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Ra`eesah UmmLuqmann Status: Offline Posts: 1,487 Reputation: 4570 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Apr 2005 Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Conversation ?? argggggh - 06-08-2005 Assalamu'Alaykum mind sharing ? ................................. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm __________________ .::.P e r p l e x i t i e s of L i f e .::.

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Abu Sayyad *iwannagetmarried.com* Status: Offline Posts: 6,823 Reputation: 50068 Rep Power: 91 Join Date: Mar 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Conversation ?? argggggh - 06-08-2005 funny lol __________________ هَلْ جَزَاء الْإِحْسَانِ إِلَّا الْإِحْسَانُ؟ Is there any reward for good other than good? [ar-Rahman: 60] "However, keep in mind that you must instruct the people with kindness and mercy. Don’t take this answer and shove it in their faces.* Be kind, gentle and patient.*" - Imam Suhaib Webb, advising after giving an answer. O Allah, Lord of Jibril, Mika'il and Israfil, Creator of the heavens and the earth, Knower of the unseen and the seen, You will judge between Your servants concerning that wherein they differ. Guide me with regard to that wherein there is dispute concerning the truth by Your leave, for You guide whomsoever You will to the straight path. Oh Allah, I seek refuge in You lest I misguide others, or I am misguided by others, lest I cause others to err or I am caused to err, lest I abuse others or be abused, and lest I behave foolishly or meet with the foolishness of others.

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Pinkrose Social Butterfly Status: Offline Posts: 2,319 Reputation: 668 Rep Power: 24 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Michigan Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Conversation ?? argggggh - 06-08-2005 ~lol~ that was hilarious!! Good one bro zAk. __________________ I Am The Muslimah, Pride Of My Ummah Want This? Cant Touch This. Try Ya Best, Watch Ya Miss Don’t Hate On Me Cuz No Matter How Much You Undermine And Call It A Crime I Wear My Veil Without A Frown On This Face Of Mine. :love:

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Pinkrose Social Butterfly Status: Offline Posts: 2,319 Reputation: 668 Rep Power: 24 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Michigan Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Conversation ?? argggggh - 06-08-2005 ~lol~ do you not get it sister? __________________ I Am The Muslimah, Pride Of My Ummah Want This? Cant Touch This. Try Ya Best, Watch Ya Miss Don’t Hate On Me Cuz No Matter How Much You Undermine And Call It A Crime I Wear My Veil Without A Frown On This Face Of Mine. :love:

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amani :) for my piXie Status: Offline Posts: 7,229 Reputation: 26877 Rep Power: 63 Join Date: Mar 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: Conversation ?? argggggh - 06-08-2005 ?????????????????????????/