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Default 21st Century Lifelessness - 06-10-2005

* Our communication - Wireless
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Our cooking
- Fireless
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Our youth
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* Our food - Fatless
* Our labour - Effortless
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Our conduct
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Our relation
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Our attitude
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Our feelings
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Our politics
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Our education
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Our follies
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Our commitment
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Our poor
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FINALLY...........!
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Saurav Ganguly
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Shoaib Akhtar - Wicketless!

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Default Re: 21st Century Lifelessness - 06-10-2005

LOL

Ahh, that was good.

You forgot:

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Default Re: 21st Century Lifelessness - 06-10-2005

lolll!! all of dat iz so tru. d end part on shoaib n ganguly lol!! :P

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Default Re: 21st Century Lifelessness - 06-10-2005

Assalamu'Alaykum

Oh heres an idea....

Our Threads...................... POINTLESS

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Default Re: 21st Century Lifelessness - 06-10-2005

they shoulda picked shoaib for the WI series... im lookin foward to england series but dats far.
   
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Default Re: 21st Century Lifelessness - 06-11-2005



^^ tht was funny
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Default Re: 21st Century Lifelessness - 06-11-2005

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^^ tht was funny
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Default Re: 21st Century Lifelessness - 06-12-2005

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its Danish's pastries, not zAk's ;)
   
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Default Re: 21st Century Lifelessness - 06-12-2005

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its Danish's pastries, not zAk's ;)
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Default 21st century lifelessness!!!!!!!! - 01-08-2006

salam!


21st CENTURY LIFELESSNESS..!!


Our communication - Wireless,


Our telephone - Cordless,


Our cooking - Fireless,


Our youth - Jobless,


Our religion - Creedless,


Our food - Fatless,


Our faith - Godless,


Our labor - Effortless,


Our conduct - Worthless,


Our relation - Loveless,!


Our attitude - Careless,


Our feelings - Heartless,


Our politics - Shameless,


Our education - Valueless,


Our Follies - Countless,


Our arguments - Baseless,


Our bosses - hopeless,



Finally, Our Salary - Very less,


This post- meaningless


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Default Re: 21st century lifelessness!!!!!!!! - 01-08-2006

hey u forgot one .....

Our sanobar - brainless


   
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Default Re: 21st Century Lifelessness - 01-08-2006

^ True say ;)

Threads MERGED :brother:
   
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Default Re: 21st century lifelessness!!!!!!!! - 01-08-2006

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hey u forgot one .....

Our sanobar - brainless





U WAIT!
















and u too zak!!!!!!:rant: :rant: :rant:
   
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Default Re: 21st Century Lifelessness - 08-07-2007

lol

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Default Re: 21st Century Lifelessness - 08-07-2007

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Assalamu'Alaykum

Oh heres an idea....

Our Threads...................... POINTLESS

LOL

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