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Default Re: rhymes - 03-02-2007

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The back is best, I mean the best is back,
An attitude grotesque but Id guess you'd expect that,
From iblees the 1 who feasts on evil feats,
Pleading please give me respite that I might miguide the least,
Of mankind who sway away from the righta way,
Hey, I pray autho Billahi minash shaytanir rajeem,
I been cleen since utterin that noone is rightfully worhiped but Him.

Know what I mean?


...I know what u mean but don't put me down
I'm just a beginner trying ma best not to frown
Yes the Shaytaan, known as Iblees
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Default Re: rhymes - 03-02-2007

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...I know what u mean but don't put me down
I'm just a beginner trying ma best not to frown
Yes the Shaytaan, known as Iblees
Trying to fight him to get some peace...


Read Surah Ar Radd, Ayah 28 then contemplate with ease,
It thus states that in rememberance of Allah do hearts find peace,
We all begginers belonging to the best ummah,
Longing for paradise on this day of jummuah,
Remember dont take leaps only baby steps,
Then take heed of the need for that which is correct,
Don't conceed to greed lest you disconnect,

From Ar Rahman's Rahma
Which Is What We Need For The HereAfter
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...Masha'Allah akhee, thats all I can say
How u portray the rhymes in this way
The Qur'an is the weapon of the believers thats true
Its actually quite old, not really that new

People need to take care and establish their mind
On Islam the religion, they have to find
The right path, the right way
A path that does not lead them astray...


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Default Re: rhymes - 03-02-2007

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How about this form of jugglin words:
Im, Purposly Providing ProvisionsSo you can, Inevitably Invite me to make InscionsDeadly Discions Desicevly Deletin you like DemolitionRappin Repetition got me Reattractin your Revison...

I got a headache reading that. I only read about 4 lines, not saying its bad its really good maasha`Allaah but it was justmind boggling.
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Default Re: rhymes - 03-02-2007

Al-Habeshi you are like the halal version of blakstone!!!!! LOL

mashaAllah broo!!


because halal is the way we been instructed
we want good deeds without it gettin deducted
by this dunya we'll never be seducted
wen we get to jannah inshaAllah we'll hav clamped it!!!
stamped it! our passport to jannah!
strivin 4 haq, believin in Allah
sadaqAllah, may Allah accept it
we wanna be winners may Allah protect it!!!!!!

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Al-Habeshi you are like the halal version of blakstone!!!!! LOL

mashaAllah broo!!


because halal is the way we been instructed
we want good deeds without it gettin deducted
by this dunya we'll never be seducted
wen we get to jannah inshaAllah we'll hav clamped it!!!
stamped it! our passport to jannah!
strivin 4 haq, believin in Allah
sadaqAllah, may Allah accept it
we wanna be winners may Allah protect it!!!!!!

ALLAHU AKBAR
And protect our souls,
Till He resurect us all,
Keep me a fan of emaan and a man not sold,
To the discord of the bold of old,
Free from his plan at hand to disrupt man,
I read nuniyah an inspiration to write poetry,
Dedication to poetically potray the destination of the pious.
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Default Re: rhymes - 03-03-2007

Old nursery ryhme, and yes with the right beat it could just be a rap song...

Simple Simon met a pieman,
Going to the fair;
Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
"Let me taste your ware."
Says the pieman to Simple Simon,
"Show me first your penny,"
Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
"Indeed, I have not any."
Simple Simon went a-fishing
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Old nursery ryhme, and yes with the right beat it could just be a rap song...

Simple Simon met a pieman,
Going to the fair;
Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
"Let me taste your ware."
Says the pieman to Simple Simon,
"Show me first your penny,"
Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
"Indeed, I have not any."
Simple Simon went a-fishing
For to catch a whale;
All the water he could find
Was in his mother's pail!
but oh wait the story hasnt finished yet
a beautiful muslim simple simon met
he told him to look around and take a glance
could all this have come out by chance?
isnt it foolish to worship a partner
besides the one whos likeness can be matched by no other
simple simon thought and said oh yes
a muslim i'll be today god blessh
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Halal Fun
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When This Thread
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Default Re: rhymes - 03-08-2007

heheh ^^

I've soo lost the knack of this freestylin' bussiness,,used to post loads before but now....

ok...

I may not be Palestinian
but I aint sayin same for ma heart
coz it bled along with those
when wid der land they had to part


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sis thats in ur sig so ur cheating
but i feel u wen u say their bleeding
while we sit here, dunya seeking
earning flabs, we sowing wat we reaping...
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^ You mean we're reaping what we're sowing right?
   
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Default Re: rhymes - 03-08-2007

woah you can say that again bro
coz Iman is sinkin... itz never been so low
tears fall but we're too blind to see
the misery, destruction, lack of humanity
tear free to fall, down the cheek of a baby
seen by ignorant eyes, ppl ignorin the story...


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Default Re: rhymes - 03-08-2007

sometimes it's not that we dont see
but it's just that we're too greedy
"So long as it aint happenin' to me"
Then we just flip channels on the TV
Watchin comedies and love movies
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