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Default Re: rhymes - 11-28-2006

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coz wivout hayaa we aint nothin
and no i aint bluffin
see those half dressed fakes out there
those that r supportin mr blair
coz THEY DONT CARE... about the akhiraah
THEY DONT CARE, about performin a single sajaadah
THEY DONT CARE, about Allaah ! subhana wata'ala !
Glory be to him our only creata
produca,directa and provida
SUSTAINA, so bow, n say Alhamdulillaah !
Alhamdulilah, La Ilaha Illa Huwa ~
La Ilaha Ill Allah, what words could be purer?~
Light on the lips, heavy in the scales~
Angels with Tight grips, gonna take you to hell~
If you don't pray in humility get down on it, and testify~
That he inspired to His prophets, theres Noone worthy of worship but I~
Instead you making profit, on riba only to wither back to Him above the Sky~
Whislt we back to Him whilst still alive, attached with sin but still mad high~
Cos am strapped with mercy until the end of time~
That's cos He's merciful to those who bown down to Him only, right?!~


Peace be upon the prophets, and may Allah have mercy on us!
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It's cos the editors of the NIV pee sitting down, the editors of the NKJV all pee sitting down, am gonna tell you something, I'm not gonna pee sitting down...


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Default Re: rhymes - 11-28-2006

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and may Allah have mercy on us!

may Allah have mercy on us
wiv him belongs our truss
weneva shaytan comes u jus gotta dust
b4 he fills u wiv dat lust
your heart he will rust,
layers upon layers till you bust !
so audhubillah is what we say
to keep that horned freak at bay
comin around and causin dismay
but our imaan shall remain firm till the very last day

inshaAllah we shall follow the prophets way
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Default Re: rhymes - 11-28-2006

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may Allah have mercy on us
wiv him belongs our truss
weneva shaytan comes u jus gotta dust
b4 he fills u wiv dat lust
your heart he will rust,
layers upon layers till you bust !
so audhubillah is what we say
to keep that horned freak at bay
comin around and causin dismay
but our imaan shall remain firm till the very last day

inshaAllah we shall follow the prophets way

Till the last day, I pray, we guided the right way,~
The Siratal Mustaqeem, on the straight deen, 'Hey..!'~
'Have you ever seen, him who denys the blessings of Ar-Raheem, could you,~
Show me the way, to a brighter day, never guide me astray~
From the right'a way, lets fight'a elevate, the Kalima~
Best Ummah from mankind, we different callibre~
We The Majority of Jannah, With A Leader who Leads Prophets~
Our Priority is to Enter, that place we bright prospects~
Where every soul shall have what it desires, no backbiting, rude words or liers~
The population aspires to see it's Lord's face and admire~
A place of peace, security, ease, opportunity to speak with those of old~
Eesa, Nuh, Musa, Lut, Ibrahim, Idrees, Harun, Yacub, Sulaiman, Yahya, Zakariya, cant wait to see ya~
Aadam, Ishaaq, Shuaib, Dawud, hey can you? Wait to see the beaty of..~
Yusuf, Ismael, Hud, Salih, who'd think we'd get to see Muhammad, sadly, not all mankind will make it~
Those who hear and obey, provided they bear witness, pray,~
Do hajj, fast and pay zakat, wont be astray inshaAllah.



Am too tired to write more lol.
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It's cos the editors of the NIV pee sitting down, the editors of the NKJV all pee sitting down, am gonna tell you something, I'm not gonna pee sitting down...


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Default Re: rhymes - 11-28-2006



A pirate I was meant to be,
Trim the sails and roam the sea.
We'll all avoid scurvy if we eat an orange..
erm...erm....what rhymes with orange...door hinge?

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Default Re: rhymes - 11-28-2006

harrr harrrr loooooooooool

some one give this brother a medal for makin me laugh so much
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Default Re: rhymes - 11-28-2006

home of the believers is jannah
truss me ova ders its much funna
inshallah we will all goo der one day
and Allah (swt) will put on the st8 way
so to work for jannah should be our duty
so we can see all its beauty

lol dat sounded chavish lol and inshallah no more rydem ryda stuff lets keep it islamic
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Default Re: rhymes - 11-28-2006

i stand here tall and proud, above the ground
amongst all the descending crowd
they shriek and they speak (how do you spell shreik/shriek )
drives me crazy like a geek ()
yet i stand there strong
with ma veil all around
protecting and shielding
from their careless bangs of gongs

did i make any sense

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Default Re: rhymes - 11-29-2006

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i stand here tall and proud, above the ground
amongst all the descending crowd
they shriek and they speak (how do you spell shreik/shriek )
drives me crazy like a geek ()
yet i stand there strong
with ma veil all around
protecting and shielding
from their careless bangs of gongs

did i make any sense



yup that was

bangs of gongs or worse yet bombs
they be droppin not only in tombs
but at every new mothers wombs
not a single care for the booms
they release throughout the rooms
they wanna unleash such gloom
just makes me wanna grab my broom
and make them taste doom


i know broom was dry but meh, i dun it in 5 seconds lol
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Default Re: rhymes - 11-29-2006

Anyhow,

"and make them taste doom"

Zoom, the life of the dunya is but a flash,
Most dash for cash and grasp it fast,
Only to die empty handed back to dust,
Some trust in He who lives Eternally,
Others percieve themselves to be the opitamy of diety,
But can they make the sun rise from the west?
Can they bring to life a human from the deathbed which in he rest?
Can they possibly show Mercy to the quantity of Ar Raheem?

NO!!!

So I disown gold, keep hope and fear
Hope for mercy and fear that I wont be near
To see His face in a place of peace
To be disgraced suffering never at ease
Man Please! give me a break,
shaytan scheming and plotting willing to take
Any and every son and daughter of Adam,
with the inticing voice he fires at them
So becareful, steady steps should do it
dont be mistaken by satan only to be left screaming '**** I KNEW IT!'
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It's cos the editors of the NIV pee sitting down, the editors of the NKJV all pee sitting down, am gonna tell you something, I'm not gonna pee sitting down...


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Default Re: rhymes - 11-29-2006

so what are these lines supposed to be about...?


here I go anyway...

We know we’re gonna go
But we choose to ignore
Only waking up
When the angel’s at the door

When you’re six feet under,
With the earth blown asunder,
Every mistake every blunder
Will attack you like thunder

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Default Re: rhymes - 11-30-2006

This is a little something something we call freestlye...

God save the deen,
From puppet regimes,
Ya Allah, Ya Hakim,
For Rahman, the Reheem,
From the day I woke in my mother’s womb,
To the day I lie cold in my tomb,
Islam runs in my blood to my soul,
Down to the earth to my brothers bones,
And they say blood is thicker than water,
Well my blood is Islam positive,
Every Muslim brother, sister, son and daughter,
And like mystic Zam Zam my blood flows through each of your souls,
And if they spill a Muslims blood, they spill mine,
So, with my next breath I bring apocalyptic forces,
To breathe life into Islam,
And with the next death, lives unprotected by UN knights,
On peace keeping missions to the Middle East,
Bending over to Shaythaan form there knees,
So with my hearts next pulse I’ll bring a war of passion that’s gone rancid,
But still burns like the fires of hell against the devils forces, that wanna crush Islam,
So I pray,
God save the deen,
From puppet regimes,
Ya Allah, Ya Hakim,
For Rahman, the Reheem,
Its time to bring a poet to the masses,
Revolution from here to Damascus,
Time to bring poetical Islam with poetical warfare,
Raise an army of minds to instil raw fear,
Into mens souls, down to their core layer,
Resurrect deaf hearts and deaf ears,
Bring men to cry tears,
Time to offer them prayers,
To Allah to bring the Haq here,
And to rise the cries of a nation,
Against the lies of an administration,
Who take lives and spread there disease in my lands,
And incriminate me, my blood on there hands,
But that’s not there only tool, they attack in stealth,
Play you like a fool, while they amass there wealth,
Attacking you in there Friday Khutbah,
Puppet Imams take agendas and make Duah’s,
For the three blind mice, who control my lands,
Bruv speak my language, I don’t speak deceit,
Sold your soul to Johnny Cash, I hope you kept the receipt,
There Fearing for there moneys life,
From the oil farmers wife,
Brandishing a butchers knife,
So pray that,
God save the deen,
From puppet regimes,
Ya Allah, Ya Hakim,
For Rahman, the Reheem,
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Default Re: rhymes - 11-30-2006

thats bro !

because we're all one nation
Al-Islam !
wiv kalimah as identification
we'll avoid jahannam
as the best of creation
in jannah
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Default Re: rhymes - 11-30-2006

Hay mate listen up this my place in jannah
for i listened to my lord allah
you disobeyed him so your at the hell of Jahannah
Since you decided to be 2pacs imitater!!
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Default Re: rhymes - 12-01-2006

You’re a diamond in a hijab,
An emerald in a jilbab,
Liberation scarved,
And mens preying eyes barred,
Your Muslimah,
your my sister,
sticking to quran and sunnah,
gotta make it to jannah,
gotta take me with ya...

i would love to finish this, but alas time is not on my side
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Default Re: rhymes - 12-06-2006



ur wastin yo time
with this rap and rhyme
we got ppz out there
but nobody cares
locked up, beat up
hancuffed, caged up
yo we gotta ease the opression
the misery and depression
destruction and corruption
of this kuffar system


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