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Default rhymes (Islamic) - 11-22-2006

any1 knows what rhymes is like rap
   
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Default Re: rhymes - 11-23-2006

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Tea For two
Two For You
You Love Me
Me Love You
Lol

Check Islamic Poetry, then look for some stuff called Pre Islamic Poetry theres my rap/street poetry

Here's a couple of lines:

I was a dirty dirty mushrikeen
Till I was guided on the Siratal Mustaqeem
Musta been keen to be clean
Uttered the shahada, became a brother free from sin
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It's cos the editors of the NIV pee sitting down, the editors of the NKJV all pee sitting down, am gonna tell you something, I'm not gonna pee sitting down...


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Default Re: rhymes - 11-24-2006

i cum from germany
trying to be hijjabi

this aint the place for trial&fame
maybe ya'll do it in forrest gate!

do try and get me off the hook
cuz this aint my brotherhood

watch you all im gona getcha
and know that im sachha (lol one who says the truth)

Yah you all might be tight
but know that this aint a fight
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Default Re: rhymes - 11-25-2006

I finally escaped from the rule and regulations of my LORD
Forget learning and teaching ABROAD

It didnt take a minute or TWO
in joining the worldy CRUE

So easily i indulged myself in so called minor SINS
Mostly consisting of music,tv and smoking 10 SLIMS

Never experiencing such amusment as TODAY
Banging music was deffinantly the cure of
last so islamicly fanatic dull DAYS.

Clock hit 3 in the MORNING
when people left half SNORING

Making me realise what i had been upto all night
and now it was home time

Sounds of music shut DOWN
messing me up and in sins DROWNED

And there i thought it was for freedom and peace,the SOURCE
Shame, that certaintly is in remebering your LORD


Yasmin beat that LOOOLL!!Nah man!!!
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Default Re: rhymes - 11-25-2006

awwww heavy thread mujhahid kid lemme spit my lines

its like on a joypad A,A,B i batter all fake and all wannabeez
press pause u dont wanna start me
u cant categorise me in a category, im in a leaugue of my own
now gimme my crown n pass me my throne,
im a prosecutaa, eliminataa i take all manz lik dey minor,

lol back in d dayz every1 was a rapper
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Default Re: rhymes - 11-25-2006

BRAP BRAP Chacha_jelebi

What is it about the young youth
for they know the truth
yet run towards rotten old fruit
forgetting the real juice!!!!
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Default Re: rhymes - 11-25-2006

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Lol

Check Islamic Poetry, then look for some stuff called Pre Islamic Poetry theres my rap/street poetry

Here's a couple of lines:

I was a dirty dirty mushrikeen
Till I was guided on the Siratal Mustaqeem
Musta been keen to be clean
Uttered the shahada, became a brother free from sin
LOL! You got more... cuz from what I read you're the best!
   
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Default Re: rhymes - 11-25-2006

^^^^ hevyyy

da youth is lost, they think they kick back, chillin, they havin a larf
if dey dont fix up, they will be outkasts
they wana b slick and sleen, they wana b funny & popular lik mr bean
on that day, when there wont be a screen, Allah (swt) will ask them what they did for d deen

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da youth is lost, they think they kick back, chillin, they havin a larf
if dey dont fix up, they will be outkasts
they wana b slick and sleen, they wana b funny & popular lik mr bean
on that day, when there wont be a screen, Allah (swt) will ask them what they did for d deen

Allah gave chances for them to say
the word written back on clay
also the quotes of our beloved
but they werent intrested
the Angels will come- Man Rabuk?
they have no answer, confused n stuk
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Default Re: rhymes - 11-26-2006

We should do word jugglin'

Its a 'game' where a person starts off with a couple of lines, and the person follows and has to rhyme that, also, for those more advance, you should try to 'multi' which means a rhyme within the line, examples:
I was a dirty Mushrikeen
Till I was guided on the Siratal Mustaqeem
Thats a basic line, heres a Multi,

I 'pray-salah' and 'say-Allah' guide me~
The 'day-aint far' I wont 'stray-Nah!', proudly..~
Used to do this alot before Islaam, sure did increase my vocabulary.
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It's cos the editors of the NIV pee sitting down, the editors of the NKJV all pee sitting down, am gonna tell you something, I'm not gonna pee sitting down...


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Default Re: rhymes - 11-26-2006

"I 'pray-salah' and 'say-Allah' guide me~
The 'day-aint far' I wont 'stray-Nah!', proudly..~"

Mine:
I strive to become a righteous Mu'minah
Pray to my Lord to make me like Rasulu'Allah
For my only goal is to reach Jannah

I hope this is right...
   
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Default Re: rhymes - 11-26-2006

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Allah gave chances for them to say
the word written back on clay
also the quotes of our beloved
but they werent intrested
the Angels will come- Man Rabuk?
they have no answer, confused n stuk

Then bang, struck, by angels deaf and blind,~
Because they strut their adornments, 'front-and-behind'~
They 'want-to-rewind' to a time, back in the dunya~
So they can obey the way of Muhmmad, and have a beard and kunya~

'Waking, weeping' been dragged by chains,~
'Shaking, seeking' from Ar Rahman's Grace,~
Pace Picks up, disgraced they end up, in the depths of hell,~
Outa luck, face that time is up, into their abode they fell,~
As proclaimed, and named in Al Qariah,~
Their Mother, Ummuhu Hawiyah~

(peace be upon Muhammad)
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Default Re: rhymes - 11-26-2006

Man is my darling, my love and my pain,
My pleasure, my excitement, and my love again,
My wisdom, my courage, my power, my all,
Oh Man, do not come to me until I call.

In man is my life, and in man is my death,
He is hazard, my pride and my breath,
I sought him, I wrought him, I pant on his worth,
In him I experience indeterminate growth,

Oh Man, Man, of all my animal dearest,
Do not come till I call, though thou weariest first.


   
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Shall I tell you the signs of a New Age coming?
It is a sound of drubbing ans sobbing
Of people crying, We are old, we are old
And the sun is going down and becoming cold

Oh sinful and sad and the lastof our kind
If we turn to God now do you think He will mind?
Then thry fall on their knees and begin to whine
That the state of Art itself presages decline
As if Art has anything or ever had
To do with civilization whether good or bad.

Art is wild as a cat and quite separate from civilazation
But that is another matter that is not now under consideration.
Oh these people are fools with their sighing and sinning
Why should Man be at an end? he is hardly beginning
This new Age will slip in under cover of their cries
And be upon them before they have opened their eyes.

Well, say geological time is a one-foot rule
Then Man's only been here about half an incj to play the fool
Or be wise if he like, as he often has been
Oh heavens how these crying people spoil the beautiful geological scene
   
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Default Re: rhymes - 11-28-2006

some good stuff, im respectin bro Isa, keep it up akhee

and some of the stuff lol, lets maintain hayaa inshaAllah


coz wivout hayaa we aint nothin
and no i aint bluffin
see those half dressed fakes out there
those that r supportin mr blair
coz THEY DONT CARE... about the akhiraah
THEY DONT CARE, about performin a single sajaadah
THEY DONT CARE, about Allaah ! subhana wata'ala !
Glory be to him our only creata
produca,directa and provida
SUSTAINA, so bow, n say Alhamdulillaah !
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