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hope this thread is not offensive(well am bengali)...found nothing offensive....its just funny i guess....

erm if its unappropriate for this forum please close it....

A STORY OF Bangladeshi IN AMERICA

A Bangladeshi man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Bangladesh on
business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for
the loan, so the Bangladeshi man hands over the keys of a new Ferrari parked
on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything
checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the
loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
Bangladeshi for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000
loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Bangladeshi returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very
happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out
and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would
you bother to borrow "$5,000"

The Bangladeshi replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for
two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"

Ah, the mind of the Bangladeshi's .......



hehehehehehehe..hahahahahahahahahaha

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lol dat was very smart ...btw any ppl frm bangladesh here?!
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Default Re: hehehe...A mind of a Bangladeshi!..hehehe - 01-25-2007

Ever heard of ''the forrest gate rate'' ?

It was horrible!!!
It's about a Bangladeshi brother that got shot at in his own home by the London police...with no reason!!

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Default Re: hehehe...A mind of a Bangladeshi!..hehehe - 01-25-2007

Well I think their is plenty of Bangladeshi from England and elsewhere (Check the MISC language section), and I think we got one bro from Bangladesh (Dakha).
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Skillganon is a Bangladeshi... ark no! *struggles to free himself from Skillganon*.. no you have to tell them th... *smack!* Ow! He is a Bang.. *Evades a swipe from Skillganon*
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bangladeshi's can be that smart eh hehe
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Ever heard of ''the forrest gate rate'' ?

It was horrible!!!
It's about a Bangladeshi brother that got shot at in his own home by the London police...with no reason!!

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yeah read about it/seen it....ya Allah........surely the evildoers turned out to be wrong as usual...as we have mercy of Allah(swt) on us...inshAllah.....
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yeah read about it/seen it....ya Allah........surely the evildoers turned out to be wrong as usual...as we have mercy of Allah(swt) on us...inshAllah.....

Awfull ha! His story really touched me. And the way he is telling it. The evildoers didn't even learn their lesson..noo they accused him from something more awfull then ever.

He is a real strong brother Masha Allah...
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That Bengali Man Is Kinda Smart...'Khom Nhai' For A Bengali...:P
   
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That was funny lol. The first time I ever read it, it was about a "Lebanese" man...
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I am bengali and am also new. Where can i find this article on the bangladeshi man you guys are all talking about.
   
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LOL jokaaaa.. c uz bengaliz r smart 2222222
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LOL.....what a joka.....smart though
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Default Re: hehehe...A mind of a Bangladeshi!..hehehe - 01-26-2007

lol...Nice one...Bangladeshis always number 1 at 'dui nombori kham'

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lol haaaa! [the paki/bengali/indi way] he shouldn't deal in interest
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