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| LI Senior Member   Status: Offline Posts: 428 Reputation: 860 Rep Power: 22   Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: UK Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim |  Subhanallah,Alhamdulillah,Allahu Akbar. -
03-29-2007
An Imam was selling his horse in the market. An interested buyer came to him and requested if he could get a test drive. The Imam told the man that this horse is unique. In order to make it walk, you’ll have to say Subhanallah. To make it run, you’ll have to say Alhamdulillah, and to make it stop, you’ll have to say Allahu Akbar. The man sat on the horse and said Subhanallah. The horse started to walk. Then he said Alhamdulillah, and it started to run. He kept saying Alhamdulillah, and the horse started running faster, and faster. All of a sudden the man noticed that the horse is running towards the edge of the hill that he was riding on. Being overly fearful, he forgot how to stop the horse. He kept saying all these words out of confusion. When the horse was just near the edge, he remembered, and said it loud “ALLAHU AKBAR”. The horse stopped just one step away from the edge. The man took a deep breath, looked up towards the sky, and said “Alhamdulillah” |
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| lower ur gaze  Status: Offline Posts: 504 Reputation: 1982 Rep Power: 13 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: USA Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Subhanallah,Alhamdulillah,Allahu Akbar. -
03-29-2007
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| Driving Instructor   Status: Offline Posts: 4,872 Reputation: 34562 Rep Power: 61 Join Date: Aug 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Subhanallah,Alhamdulillah,Allahu Akbar. -
03-31-2007
 Mashallah a great post Jazakallah Khair for sharing “The people who were relieved of hardships in this World will wish that their skins could be cut up with shears on the Day of Judgement from what they see of the reward of the people who were put through trials and tribulations.” |
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| nusrat fanatic  Status: Offline Posts: 6,243 Reputation: 28381 Rep Power: 59 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: California Way of Life: Agnostic | Re: Subhanallah,Alhamdulillah,Allahu Akbar. -
03-31-2007
lol!
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| As I see it...  Status: Offline Posts: 48 Reputation: 128 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: USA Gender: Way of Life: Muslim |  Re: Subhanallah,Alhamdulillah,Allahu Akbar. -
04-02-2007
Oh that was great, lol!!
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| • Muslim Pearl •  Status: Offline Posts: 1,177 Reputation: 1412 Rep Power: 19 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: now in (UK.PRISON) but...On My Way 2 Aakhirah.. Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Subhanallah,Alhamdulillah,Allahu Akbar. -
04-02-2007
lol .. jkz
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| Jazzy  Status: Offline Posts: 5,385 Reputation: 13892 Rep Power: 37 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dunya a.k.a New York...lol Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: Subhanallah,Alhamdulillah,Allahu Akbar. -
04-06-2007
LOL! thats funnnyyyy
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dat was very funny .. poor guy tho! 
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