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Default You may not want to marry her/him if........ - 04-11-2007

She can't make ice cubes because she forgot the recipe.

School work interferes with his playstation game


She has 2 big uncles and 6 big older brothers that don't like you.

He is shopping at Toys R Us for your future home.


She keeps telling her Wali to kick you.

His idea of a perfect job is collecting unemployment checks.
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Default Re: You may not want to marry her/him if........ - 04-11-2007

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His idea of a perfect job is collecting unemployment checks.
This reminds me I got to go to the Job center first thing tomorrow
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Default Re: You may not want to marry her/him if........ - 04-11-2007

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He is shopping at Toys R Us for your future home.
Dude ! Stop putting ideas in the ladies heads !
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Default Re: You may not want to marry her/him if........ - 04-11-2007

Assalamu alaikum

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She can't make ice cubes because she forgot the recipe.
LOL, even apes can do that. What is she, a fish or something?

jazak allahu khair for the share bro

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Default Re: You may not want to marry her/him if........ - 04-11-2007

lol...great post grampa...
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Default Re: You may not want to marry her/him if........ - 04-11-2007

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staaandard j/k

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She can't make ice cubes because she forgot the recipe.

School work interferes with his playstation game


She has 2 big uncles and 6 big older brothers that don't like you.

He is shopping at Toys R Us for your future home.


She keeps telling her Wali to kick you.


His idea of a perfect job is collecting unemployment checks.




LOL subhan Allaah that part made me laugh.
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playstation games
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Default Re: You may not want to marry her/him if........ - 04-14-2007

*smiles*

That is very amusing...thanks for sharing with us, Brother.
   
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Default Re: You may not want to marry her/him if........ - 04-14-2007

Bad influence ima try some of them

Especially the one fi sabz highlighted
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Default Re: You may not want to marry her/him if........ - 04-14-2007

salamualikum.
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asalamu 3leykum

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He is shopping at Toys R Us for your future home.(intressting)lol
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