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Default R u an IT consultant ? - 08-01-2005



R u an IT Consultant ?
anyways, ... enjoy reading

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of
a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The
driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses,
TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie,gets out and asks the
Shepherd: "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one
of >them?" The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large
flock of grazing sheep and replies: "Okay." The young man parks the car,
connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Webster, scans the
ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with
logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150 page report on his
high-tech mini-printer. He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly
1,586 sheep here." The shepherd cheers," That's correct, you can have your
sheep." The young man makes his pick and puts it in the back of his Porsche.
The shepherd looks at him and asks: "If I guess your profession, will you
return my animal to me?" The young man answers, "Yes, why not". The shepherd
says, "You are an IT consultant ".How did you know?" asks the young man.
"Very simple," answers the shepherd. "First, you came here without being
called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew,
and third, you don't understand anything about my business...

Now can I have my DOG back?"
   
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Default Re: R u an IT consultant ? - 08-01-2005



Didnt get the dog part but it was quite amusing.
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LOL! Ahmed, they were all dogs, not sheep. But the IT consultant is such a klutz, that he thought they were sheep. I think that's how it is anyway . . .


   
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Default Re: R u an IT consultant ? - 08-01-2005

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You have exactly1,586 sheep here.
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they were all dogs, not sheep
wat does a SHEPHERD has to do wid 1586 dogs ?

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I know a shepherd who has dogs and not sheep! Ok, Ahmed an updated explanation: The sheep that the the IT consultant picked was a dog. And hey zAk, what about my image that needs resizing?


   
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Default Re: R u an IT consultant ? - 08-02-2005

aaaah abt tht ?
if its for decreasing the size, then well, it will b OK,
but increasing the size wud effect the quality of the image
its clarity wud b lost

i don't hv any such s/w now, tht can inc the size without effecting the image quality :brother:
   
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Default Re: R u an IT consultant ? - 04-04-2006

Abd Majid will Love this he too is a IT consultant LOL
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Default Re: R u an IT consultant ? - 04-04-2006

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Now can I have my DOG back?"
that was really funny ............
   
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Default Re: R u an IT consultant ? - 04-04-2006

didnt geddit

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Default Re: R u an IT consultant ? - 04-04-2006

Assalamu alaikum

I'm still chuckling..

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Nice one
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