R u an IT consultant ?

**zÂk** · **R u an IT consultant ? -** 08-01-2005

R u an IT Consultant ?
anyways, ... enjoy reading

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of
a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The
driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses,
TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie,gets out and asks the
Shepherd: "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one
of >them?" The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large
flock of grazing sheep and replies: "Okay." The young man parks the car,
connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Webster, scans the
ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with
logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150 page report on his
high-tech mini-printer. He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly
1,586 sheep here." The shepherd cheers," That's correct, you can have your
sheep." The young man makes his pick and puts it in the back of his Porsche.
The shepherd looks at him and asks: "If I guess your profession, will you
return my animal to me?" The young man answers, "Yes, why not". The shepherd
says, "You are an IT consultant ".How did you know?" asks the young man.
"Very simple," answers the shepherd. "First, you came here without being
called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew,
and third, you don't understand anything about my business...

Now can I have my DOG back?"

**Muraad** · **Re: R u an IT consultant ? -** 08-01-2005

Didnt get the dog part but it was quite amusing.

**Uthmān** · **Re: R u an IT consultant ? -** 08-01-2005

LOL! Ahmed, they were all dogs, not sheep. But the IT consultant is such a klutz, that he thought they were sheep. I think that's how it is anyway . . .

**zÂk** · **Re: R u an IT consultant ? -** 08-01-2005

Quote:

You have exactly1,586 sheep here.

Quote:

they were all dogs, not sheep

wat does a SHEPHERD has to do wid 1586 dogs ?

Silly Ozzy

**Uthmān** · **Re: R u an IT consultant ? -** 08-01-2005

I know a shepherd who has dogs and not sheep! Ok, Ahmed an updated explanation: The sheep that the the IT consultant picked was a dog.

And hey zAk, what about my image that needs resizing?

**zÂk** · **Re: R u an IT consultant ? -** 08-02-2005

aaaah abt tht ?
if its for decreasing the size, then well, it will b OK,
but increasing the size wud effect the quality of the image

its clarity wud b lost

i don't hv any such s/w now, tht can inc the size without effecting the image quality :brother:

sapphire · **Re: R u an IT consultant ? -** 04-04-2006

Sis786 · **Re: R u an IT consultant ? -** 04-04-2006

Abd Majid will Love this he too is a IT consultant LOL

life · **Re: R u an IT consultant ? -** 04-04-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by zAk

Now can I have my DOG back?"

that was really funny ............

The Ruler · **Re: R u an IT consultant ? -** 04-04-2006

didnt geddit

strider · **Re: R u an IT consultant ? -** 04-04-2006

Assalamu alaikum

I'm still chuckling..

Ma'assalama

Eliwen · **Re: R u an IT consultant ? -** 04-04-2006

Nice one

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zÂk 5 Years at LI Status: Offline Posts: 23,482 Reputation: 126933 Rep Power: 212 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cyberabad Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	R u an IT consultant ? - 08-01-2005 R u an IT Consultant ? anyways, ... enjoy reading Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie,gets out and asks the Shepherd: "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of >them?" The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies: "Okay." The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Webster, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150 page report on his high-tech mini-printer. He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here." The shepherd cheers," That's correct, you can have your sheep." The young man makes his pick and puts it in the back of his Porsche. The shepherd looks at him and asks: "If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?" The young man answers, "Yes, why not". The shepherd says, "You are an IT consultant ".How did you know?" asks the young man. "Very simple," answers the shepherd. "First, you came here without being called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew, and third, you don't understand anything about my business... Now can I have my DOG back?" __________________

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Muraad *Khatib al-Hoor* Status: Offline Posts: 7,943 Reputation: 72594 Rep Power: 127 Join Date: Mar 2005 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: R u an IT consultant ? - 08-01-2005 Didnt get the dog part but it was quite amusing. __________________ The example of those who take allies other than Allah is like that of the spider who takes a home. And indeed, the weakest of homes is the home of the spider, if they only knew. Indeed, Allah knows whatever thing they call upon other than Him. And He is the Exalted in Might, the Wise. And these examples We present to the people, but none will understand them except those of knowledge. [al-'Ankaboot; 41-44]

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Uthmān LI News Service Status: Offline Posts: 5,572 Reputation: 45584 Rep Power: 93 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Warrington, England Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: R u an IT consultant ? - 08-01-2005 LOL! Ahmed, they were all dogs, not sheep. But the IT consultant is such a klutz, that he thought they were sheep. I think that's how it is anyway . . . __________________ Imaam al-Shaafi'ee (rahimahullah) said: I never argued with anyone with the intention to win; rather, my intention was to seek the truth. Can you say the same thing? Think about it. Then think again.

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Uthmān LI News Service Status: Offline Posts: 5,572 Reputation: 45584 Rep Power: 93 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Warrington, England Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: R u an IT consultant ? - 08-01-2005 I know a shepherd who has dogs and not sheep! Ok, Ahmed an updated explanation: The sheep that the the IT consultant picked was a dog. And hey zAk, what about my image that needs resizing? __________________ Imaam al-Shaafi'ee (rahimahullah) said: I never argued with anyone with the intention to win; rather, my intention was to seek the truth. Can you say the same thing? Think about it. Then think again.

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zÂk 5 Years at LI Status: Offline Posts: 23,482 Reputation: 126933 Rep Power: 212 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cyberabad Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: R u an IT consultant ? - 08-02-2005 aaaah abt tht ? if its for decreasing the size, then well, it will b OK, but increasing the size wud effect the quality of the image its clarity wud b lost i don't hv any such s/w now, tht can inc the size without effecting the image quality :brother: __________________

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Sis786 dOnKeY pOwEr Status: Offline Posts: 1,734 Reputation: 1876 Rep Power: 29 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In a Council Skip...plz dont tell them! Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: R u an IT consultant ? - 04-04-2006 Abd Majid will Love this he too is a IT consultant LOL __________________ I Know Im A Star!

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The Ruler LI's Sole Dominator Status: Offline Posts: 8,842 Reputation: 37732 Rep Power: 85 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Oubliette. Way of Life: Muslim	Re: R u an IT consultant ? - 04-04-2006 didnt geddit __________________ Click here Or here Or here Or here And here Here There's no end to promoting one's blog.

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strider IB Oldtimer Status: Offline Posts: 1,277 Reputation: 2664 Rep Power: 34 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: West Midlands, England, United Kingdom Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: R u an IT consultant ? - 04-04-2006 Assalamu alaikum I'm still chuckling.. Ma'assalama

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Eliwen Full Member Status: Offline Posts: 71 Reputation: 228 Rep Power: 26 Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: UK Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	Re: R u an IT consultant ? - 04-04-2006 Nice one __________________