HILARIOUS... No Offense to the ladies...

**Khaldun** · **HILARIOUS... No Offense to the ladies... -** 01-05-2005

Assalamu Alykum

I just thought I share this as a funny story, I hope no one is offended by it

The following scenario looks at a common incident through different points of view and what exactly is going on inside the minds of a sister and a brother (in Islam).

Sister's Point of View:

**sister walks out of exam hall**

Oh my gyad, that chemistry test was so easy! I'm sooooo happy for finishing my last exam. This is the happiest day of my life! LOL!

**a brother exits from opposite exam hall**

Oh, WHO is that? Is he Muslim? He has an ugly beard ewww. He looks scary. And WHY is he walking this way? Oh my God he's headed straight towards me! Okay, be calm… it's all normal. Just be polite and make eye contact and…

BROTHER: Assalamu Alaikum
SISTER: Walaikum Musalam

OH MY GOD. He just said salams to me! No way it must have been to someone else. Wait, but there is no one else around. OH MY GOD IT WAS FOR ME. But why? Why would a random brother just say salams to me? It just doesn't make sense. I've been wearing this hijab for ages… so why the salams NOW?

Hmmm, this brother looks like he's almost done in under grad. Isn't that the brother who got into med school? Wow he's so smart mashAllah. Why would someone like that say SALAM to me? Was he just trying to be nice? Hmmm.

OR maybe he was being MORE than nice. Yeah I think that has to be it. OMG no way. Does he like me??? I've never seen him before but I sometimes study in the science library so he probably saw me. Why wouldn't he say salams to me then? Maybe he was waiting to become more secure in his field before saying salams to me? I think that must be it. He is no doubt scouting people… of course.

This is soooo weird lol. But mashAllah he's a good looking brother. I'm sure he's pious. That beard looks good on him mashAllah. I wonder if he's talked to his parents about me yet? I hope his parents will like me. I'm a nice girl though. All the aunties love my personality lol.

But if he lives far away then I might have to move close to his parents' house because his job will probably be around there. Oh man the change in life will be sooooo hard to get used to. I wonder if he's going to live in his own place or if we're going to move in with his parents? I wouldn't mind living with his parents ONLY if they're open-minded. Uffff I hate close-minded people. I want to have nice in-laws.

I hope he wants a simple Nikkah. I can't stand all that extravagant crap that goes on nowadays. He seems very simple and down-to-earth though mashAllah. Definitely my kind of man. I wonder how he is with kids. I don't mind having kids but he better not be the type that wants like 50 kids. OMG that would so suck. 3 is a good number. I like the names Bilal , Mariam and Ayesha. InshAllah it'll be in that order.

I wonder if he's very science-y. I don't like when people are too science-y. I think our kids should do anything they want as long as they are successful. Bilal would make a good social worker I think.

He seems like the type that would always compliment my cooking, no matter how bad it is lol J I hate guys who think women belong in the kitchen. I think he'll help out once in awhile too. He seems so gentle and delicate hahah.

Wow I hope when Bilal grows up he'll let me and that brother live with him. I don't want to go to any retirement home! No inshAllah that brother will instil good values into Bilal. But OMG should I wait until he says salams again? I'm sure he'll make the first move.

Brother's Point of View.

**brother walks out of exam hall**

Wow. I think I failed that exam. I haven't shaven for days because of these stupid exams. I look like a werewolf. Stupid science. I think I'll switch into political science next year… I can't take this. Hey is that a hijabi over there? Hmmm I think I should be polite and say salams.

BROTHER: Assalamu Alaikum
SISTER: Walaikum Musalam

Man, I'm hungry. I wonder what's for dinner tonight? Hopefully spaghetti.

01-06-2005

WomanOfJihad · 01-06-2005

lollllll...

**aamirsaab** · 01-06-2005

thats a good one :P

lots o laffs

Brother_Mujahid · 01-06-2005

Osman · 01-06-2005

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

A. Mukhtar · 01-07-2005

A nice one... *****

**aamirsaab** · 10:59 PM

do flash animations count as halal fun

if they do click on this link - u need flash i think

link edited

dont take it 2 seriously - just 4 a laff init :P

01-07-2005

Brother,

Please refrain from posting links that includes profanity language. Refer to the forum guidelines.

**aamirsaab** · 01-07-2005

oops 4got to mention its got a little bit o swearing in it.

sorry.

**zAk** · 01-08-2005

lol !!!!! nice one Br Khaldun !

faye786 · 01-10-2005

Hah... That's interesting, and if you think about it, that type of stuff probably happens a lot in real life. You know what I mean?
Someone thinks someone likes them, and it turns out they aren't even thinking of them, or someone comes out to be a certain way, or look a certain way, and the other person will think that's the way they normally are, and fall for them, :love: (aw... how sweeet) although it's just a once-by-accident type of thing...
I'm rambling aren't I?
Sorry...

Faye_786 :wilted_ro

Sumayya · 01-15-2005

Lollllllllllllllllllll that was hilarious!!! :teeth:

hahaa theres the girl making future plans till retirement..and the broz jus thinking abt being polite and then dinner

hahahaa..that was a good 1 ;)

WomanOfJihad · 01-16-2005

lol.. indeed its veryy funny ,, i Wonder who made this Joke ...

Quote:

hahaa theres the girl making future plans till retirement..and the broz jus thinking abt being polite and then dinner

lol.. Girls nowadays ..Allahu Akbar

*tut tut they need to get themselves sorted*

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Originally Posted by Khaldun

Wow. I think I failed that exam. I haven't shaven for days because of these stupid exams. I look like a werewolf.
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ohh so now Beard makes them look like warewolf .. Amazing

* DOUBLE tut tut, need to DOUBLE sort themselves out*

Sayfullah · 01-19-2005

Ell Oh Ell.

But the brothers thinking about shaving? ???

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Khaldun Alif Lam Mim. Status: Offline Posts: 1,634 Reputation: 6362 Rep Power: 33 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Student at the Madeenah University Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	HILARIOUS... No Offense to the ladies... - 01-05-2005 Assalamu Alykum I just thought I share this as a funny story, I hope no one is offended by it The following scenario looks at a common incident through different points of view and what exactly is going on inside the minds of a sister and a brother (in Islam). Sister's Point of View: sister walks out of exam hall Oh my gyad, that chemistry test was so easy! I'm sooooo happy for finishing my last exam. This is the happiest day of my life! LOL! a brother exits from opposite exam hall Oh, WHO is that? Is he Muslim? He has an ugly beard ewww. He looks scary. And WHY is he walking this way? Oh my God he's headed straight towards me! Okay, be calm… it's all normal. Just be polite and make eye contact and… BROTHER: Assalamu Alaikum SISTER: Walaikum Musalam OH MY GOD. He just said salams to me! No way it must have been to someone else. Wait, but there is no one else around. OH MY GOD IT WAS FOR ME. But why? Why would a random brother just say salams to me? It just doesn't make sense. I've been wearing this hijab for ages… so why the salams NOW? Hmmm, this brother looks like he's almost done in under grad. Isn't that the brother who got into med school? Wow he's so smart mashAllah. Why would someone like that say SALAM to me? Was he just trying to be nice? Hmmm. OR maybe he was being MORE than nice. Yeah I think that has to be it. OMG no way. Does he like me??? I've never seen him before but I sometimes study in the science library so he probably saw me. Why wouldn't he say salams to me then? Maybe he was waiting to become more secure in his field before saying salams to me? I think that must be it. He is no doubt scouting people… of course. This is soooo weird lol. But mashAllah he's a good looking brother. I'm sure he's pious. That beard looks good on him mashAllah. I wonder if he's talked to his parents about me yet? I hope his parents will like me. I'm a nice girl though. All the aunties love my personality lol. But if he lives far away then I might have to move close to his parents' house because his job will probably be around there. Oh man the change in life will be sooooo hard to get used to. I wonder if he's going to live in his own place or if we're going to move in with his parents? I wouldn't mind living with his parents ONLY if they're open-minded. Uffff I hate close-minded people. I want to have nice in-laws. I hope he wants a simple Nikkah. I can't stand all that extravagant crap that goes on nowadays. He seems very simple and down-to-earth though mashAllah. Definitely my kind of man. I wonder how he is with kids. I don't mind having kids but he better not be the type that wants like 50 kids. OMG that would so suck. 3 is a good number. I like the names Bilal , Mariam and Ayesha. InshAllah it'll be in that order. I wonder if he's very science-y. I don't like when people are too science-y. I think our kids should do anything they want as long as they are successful. Bilal would make a good social worker I think. He seems like the type that would always compliment my cooking, no matter how bad it is lol J I hate guys who think women belong in the kitchen. I think he'll help out once in awhile too. He seems so gentle and delicate hahah. Wow I hope when Bilal grows up he'll let me and that brother live with him. I don't want to go to any retirement home! No inshAllah that brother will instil good values into Bilal. But OMG should I wait until he says salams again? I'm sure he'll make the first move. Brother's Point of View. brother walks out of exam hall Wow. I think I failed that exam. I haven't shaven for days because of these stupid exams. I look like a werewolf. Stupid science. I think I'll switch into political science next year… I can't take this. Hey is that a hijabi over there? Hmmm I think I should be polite and say salams. BROTHER: Assalamu Alaikum SISTER: Walaikum Musalam Man, I'm hungry. I wonder what's for dinner tonight? Hopefully spaghetti.

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kadafi Guest Status: Posts: n/a Reputation: Gender:	01-06-2005 lol

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WomanOfJihad LI Oldskool Status: Offline Posts: 1,414 Reputation: 1448 Rep Power: 26 Join Date: Dec 2004 Gender:	01-06-2005 lollllll... __________________ The Prophet said, "Nobody who enters Paradise likes to go back to the world even if he got everything on the earth, except a Mujahid who wishes to return to the world so that he may be martyred ten times because of the dignity he receives (from Allah)."

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aamirsaab LI Legend. Status: Offline Posts: 3,347 Reputation: 19062 Rep Power: 51 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Leicester Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	01-06-2005 thats a good one :P lots o laffs

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A. Mukhtar Limited Member Status: Offline Posts: 38 Reputation: 600 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Dec 2004 Gender:	01-07-2005 A nice one... *****

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aamirsaab LI Legend. Status: Offline Posts: 3,347 Reputation: 19062 Rep Power: 51 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Leicester Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	01-07-2005 do flash animations count as halal fun if they do click on this link - u need flash i think link edited dont take it 2 seriously - just 4 a laff init :P Last edited by kadafi; 01-07-2005 at 10:59 PM..

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aamirsaab LI Legend. Status: Offline Posts: 3,347 Reputation: 19062 Rep Power: 51 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Leicester Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	01-07-2005 oops 4got to mention its got a little bit o swearing in it. sorry.

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zAk Administrator Status: Online Posts: 20,519 Reputation: 54025 Rep Power: 111 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cyberabad Gender: Way of Life: Muslim	01-08-2005 lol !!!!! nice one Br Khaldun !

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faye786 Limited Member Status: Offline Posts: 8 Reputation: 10 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Gender: Way of Life: Undisclosed	01-10-2005 Hah... That's interesting, and if you think about it, that type of stuff probably happens a lot in real life. You know what I mean? Someone thinks someone likes them, and it turns out they aren't even thinking of them, or someone comes out to be a certain way, or look a certain way, and the other person will think that's the way they normally are, and fall for them, :love: (aw... how sweeet) although it's just a once-by-accident type of thing... I'm rambling aren't I? Sorry... Faye_786 :wilted_ro

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Sumayya Member Status: Offline Posts: 83 Reputation: 15 Rep Power: 24 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Leicester Gender:	01-15-2005 Lollllllllllllllllllll that was hilarious!!! :teeth: hahaa theres the girl making future plans till retirement..and the broz jus thinking abt being polite and then dinner hahahaa..that was a good 1 ;) __________________ "O you men! Surely We have created you of a male and a female, and made you into tribes and families so that you may know each other; Surely the most honourable of you with Allah is the one among you most careful (of his duty); Surely Allah is Knowing, All-Aware." (49:13)

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Sayfullah Limited Member Status: Offline Posts: 14 Reputation: 10 Rep Power: 0 Join Date: Jan 2005 Gender:	01-19-2005 Ell Oh Ell. But the brothers thinking about shaving? ???