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| Ummah Under 1 Banner   Status: Offline Posts: 10,378 Reputation: 41985 Rep Power: 84   Join Date: May 2005 Location: ...travelling to the hereafter.. Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim |  The tortoise promise.. -
05-21-2007
 Once there was a family of tortoises, they had set off on a looong journey to the park. They took their plates with them, the basket, the sandwiches, the forks and all that. It took them 40years to reach the Park, took them 10years to take all the plates, sandwiches out. But they realised they'd forgotten something, we forgot the drink! So they asked the little one to go back home and get the drink. "Don't eat any of the food until i come back, okay?" They all promised they wouldn't eat until he came back. So he set off. All the tortoises waited patiently until he would come back. They waited for 30years, he still never came back. "We promised we wouldn't eat though?" one of them said. They waited for another 20years, he still never came back. They were all hungry now, so the mom got hold of a sandwich and was about to place it to her mouth. Suddenly something fell from the tree; it jumped out: "Aha! i knew you guys wouldn't keep your promises!" |
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| Li Down2eartH MembeR  Status: Offline Posts: 1,916 Reputation: 14456 Rep Power: 35 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ell yoo tee oh En Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: The tortoise promise.. -
05-21-2007
 sly, very sly lol He must be the ghetto tortoiseI had a wrestle with an alligator, i had a tussle with a whale, I handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail! Only last week i murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick, im so mean i make medicine sick "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologise!" :okay: |
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| Driving Instructor   Status: Offline Posts: 4,872 Reputation: 34562 Rep Power: 61 Join Date: Aug 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: The tortoise promise.. -
05-21-2007
 lol  very sly indeed “The people who were relieved of hardships in this World will wish that their skins could be cut up with shears on the Day of Judgement from what they see of the reward of the people who were put through trials and tribulations.” |
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| LI Oldtimer  Status: Offline Posts: 920 Reputation: 4058 Rep Power: 21 Join Date: May 2006 Location: LU**N maasiveee Gender:  Way of Life: Muslim | Re: The tortoise promise.. -
05-21-2007
lool yeh i fink i heard dis story b4 , bt i 4gt d ending ..jazakallah 4 remindin me looll
__________________tc asalamu alaykum  You plan to be richer,you stash to be bigger.But man get the picture, you can’t take it with ya. |
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| Yaro yehi dosti hai!  Status: Offline Posts: 233 Reputation: 588 Rep Power: 10 Join Date: May 2007 Location: LonDON, the ghetto areas Gender: Way of Life: Muslim |  Re: The tortoise promise.. -
05-22-2007
Aziaf, check out this story.. lol.. its quite funny The last dialogue reminds me of a character from an aussiee soap neighbours, Paul Robinson! lol.. i managed to put a face to the tortoise.. wot a bratty turtle! i wudnt wait 50 years... do they have such long lives.. okie! me on wikipedia once again.. salamaleykum |
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| a ThOuGhT  Status: Offline Posts: 5,513 Reputation: 19326 Rep Power: 51 Join Date: May 2005 Location: iN ThOuGhTs Way of Life: Muslim | Re: The tortoise promise.. -
05-22-2007
lol,very funny....   Say (O Muhammad): ‘Verily, my prayer, my sacrifice, my living, and my dying are for Allâh alone, the Lord of all that exists. He has no partner. And of this I have been commanded, and I am the first of the Muslims |
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| LI Oldskool  Status: Offline Posts: 1,024 Reputation: 6659 Rep Power: 27 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Well, here somewhere close to u! Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: The tortoise promise.. -
05-22-2007
:OMG:
__________________that was cracking!! |
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| LI Oldtimer  Status: Offline Posts: 928 Reputation: 3027 Rep Power: 15 Join Date: Dec 2006 Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: The tortoise promise.. -
05-22-2007
lol!.........How impatient was the mum? She should of expected to wait at least 80 years! 40 for him to get home and another 40 to return!
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| On Leave  Status: Offline Posts: 854 Reputation: 3819 Rep Power: 15 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In my virtual yemen :D Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: The tortoise promise.. -
05-22-2007
ha. how special that is.
__________________The Creator الْخَالِقُ The Makerالْبَارِئُ The Fashionerالْمُصَوِّرُ    Getting entirely fed up with the foolishness |
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| LI Senior Member  Status: Offline Posts: 368 Reputation: 514 Rep Power: 19 Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: on a little uninhabited island called my bed Gender: Way of Life: Muslim | Re: The tortoise promise.. -
05-28-2007
dumb story
__________________ respect grannies like me, golden oldies rock my bones |
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